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Talk about the funny circle of friends in cold weather.

1, funny talk about cold weather: I can tell you a cold day around 37, 0℃: 5℃ hug.

2. It's cold. Take care of yourself. I can't borrow your coat or give you a hug.

3. Funny talk about the cold weather: On this day, the person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love.

I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

5. It is very cold in winter. Just got into bed at night, I heard my brother calling me in the next bedroom and telling me a secret. I got up in the cold and went to his bedroom to ask him what his secret was. He said, "I'll tell you tomorrow. It is too late today. By the way, please turn off the lights for me when you leave. " Go back to bed and think about what's wrong suddenly. ...

6, the weather is so cold and cold! ! ! Think of people who go to work at night, people who get up early in the morning, empty houses, empty wallets, empty bank cards, things that they have tried hard but often see, and they are caught off guard! ! ! I feel a little sick! !

7. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

8. Interesting talk about cold weather: Seeing you is like seeing sunshine in such cold weather that you feel powerless to move.

9. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

10, I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

1 1, it's almost time to get you out of your head, wash it, chop it up, dry it in the air and refrigerate it, then let it cool and thaw, season the onion and put the soup.

12, our lovely and kind warm man needs to put on more clothes in cold weather, so don't get sick!

13, the weather is so hot and cold that no one gives me candy after cups of hot water.

14, there is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

15, the weather is so cold, just like the Millennium. It snowed half a month earlier than that year. Every other year, suddenly it was like a dream. At that time, I was easily excited and sensitive, but now I have gradually calmed down; At that time, the silly girl who often put herself in danger had cherished her life as gold. People often kill themselves with one arrow and then shoot the second arrow, which is very painful and sad. Years old to years old, the years of life are used to float and sink in love and hate.

16, it's so cold that my hands are going to explode. This is really full of happiness.

17, good night, Nissan. It's cold. I have lost my enthusiasm. All that remains is my obsession. If I can't reach my goal, I will never forgive myself.

18, "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

19. It snowed in Kashgar today, so cold. The heating is a little hotter than the other days, but I still can't help wearing a jacket in my room. I'm too tired from work today. Some things were done in a muddle, but the result was not bad. Ok, take a bath and sleep!

20. Snowflakes are bookmarks for my good memories. Dancing under the colorful Christmas tree in the moonlight is my lovely dream. On this special day, let me wish you a happy day with my sincere greetings!

2 1, don't forget to hide from cats and dogs in the subway. I can't bear to hide from you every time. I always like you to hide. I'll come to you. I'm afraid you can't find me in your hurry. I am afraid that you will hide and wait for me for too long, and I will find you soon! It's cold. It looks good to wear a small scarf!

22. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

23. Funny talk about the cold weather: I think men are lonely, and when women are widowed, it is hooliganism for girls to say that they are cold.

24. If I get lost, then you are my eyes. It's so cold that I don't even want to go out.

25. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

26. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.

27. It's too cold today. I thought of the snowball fight the other day. Now I'm a little scared. I don't want anything cold. Why is this bed not hot? I can't sleep!

28, it's another year with yellow leaves, one layer of autumn rain and one layer of cold. It's hard to run around all day. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold, cherish your body and rice, cherish your friendship, think for a long time, and text messages emerge one after another. I just hope your friends are healthier!

29. Interesting talk about cold weather: Cold is a word, I will only say it once, and I know you will use your nose instead.

I remember it was a cold winter. If you don't want to go to class in the morning, just ask my roommate to help me ask for leave, just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

Said it was cold in the circle of friends.

About the feeling of cold weather in friends circle (1) 1. In winter in the northeast, the wind is very cold, and the ice and snow are very cold. Attention. Awe in imposing manner, showing serious awe.

It's cold, I can't give you a hug, and I don't expect you to take medicine.

It's too cold. I don't want to go to work, school or anywhere.

Autumn hasn't gone yet, and the cold winter can't wait to come. It also brought cold rain, freezing people in the cold, feeling immoral and a little warm, making people's hearts numb.

Take an extra coat when it is cold, remember to take an umbrella when it rains, and buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

It's cold, no matter where you are or how you feel, don't forget to pour yourself a cup of hot tea. Warm your hands with a cup, love yourself, and don't wait for other people's body temperature to warm yourself.

7. Autumn wind, cold dew condensation, cold dew all night, cold day, cold weather, parents pay attention to keep warm, don't forget to add clothes!

8. In such a cold day, single dog will be upgraded to full of ice and ice!

9. An autumn rain and a cold, a warm heart, the weather is getting cold, remember to add clothes sooner or later, autumn is getting stronger, pay attention to ensure good health. ...

10. No matter how far apart we are, our concern for you will never change. It's cold, pay attention to adding clothes.

1 1. The wind roared and a snowstorm came. In an instant, the dark sky merged with Xue Hai, and everything was out of sight.

12. My baby, in the next days, put on thick clothes, walk slowly, go to bed early, and don't stay up late. It's getting cold, so keep warm.

13. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

14. Idiot, it's cold. Put on more clothes and don't get sick, or the idiot will feel bad.

15. This winter, the weather is extremely cold. The world put on a white coat, the drops of water on the wires were frozen into crystal sticks, and the pine leaves were frozen. There is no wind at the moment, the world seems to have stopped at this moment, the river has stopped, and only the chimney emits fiery fireworks. People's fingers are frozen into red peppers.

16. It's cold, so you should put on more clothes and don't freeze my whole world.

17. Whether you are a fit man or a slim and beautiful girl. Whether you are old and strong, or an unkempt baby. Please note: don't be angry with the weather. It's very cold. Wear what you should wear and eat what you should eat. Health is the most important!

18. It's cold, so put on more clothes and take care of yourself. Don't catch a cold, I feel distressed!

19. It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat and have a private chat.

20. Christmas Eve is very cold. Santa Claus rushes into his dream, drives a safe sleigh, rushes to bless the elk, wears a healthy red hat and sends it into your dream. I wish you a safe and healthy life on Christmas Eve.

Posted in the circle of friends about the feeling of cold weather (2) 1. It's cold, so I have someone to hug and no one to add clothes to.

Don't tell me it's cold. Take care of yourself and put on more clothes. Either take care of me and buy me clothes with money, or leave me alone.

3. The pure winter has passed quietly, the changeable weather is always, and the unchanging mood is always!

It's only a matter of time before the weather suddenly turns cold and people suddenly turn cold.

This winter, it is very cold, and the snow is always floating, which makes people shudder. People don't want to go out, don't want to be surrounded by cold air, and even don't want to stay in the sky, which makes this night even more lonely.

6. It's really cold. It pains me to think that you are so afraid of the cold, but I can't give you warmth without you.

7. Time is like wine. The cold wind gently blows the willows, and the chrysanthemums bloom for a long time. Where are you going? It's been cold for a long time. Have you put on more clothes?

8. When the weather turns cold, everyone should keep warm and remember to add clothes. Even if you are not careful, you should know how to take care of yourself.

9. You say cold, I say cold heart.

10. It was snowing all over the sky, Wan Li was frozen, the cold wind roared north and south, and a crow on the branch curled up and shivered.

1 1. It's cold, please take good care of me. I'm too good. If the wind blows into other people's arms, they won't return it.

12. The weather suddenly turned cold, and many things should have an ending.

13. It's very cold in winter. To tell the truth, I didn't expect it to come either, but when it came, I had a strange feeling.

14. Please don't tell me to wear more clothes when the weather is cold. Please come up and hug me directly.

15. Autumn is here. Do not ask for the first cup of milk tea. Buy a skirt. The weather is getting colder. A cup of milk tea can't enter your heart, but a dress can warm your heart.

16. Never let go of your expectations for the future. Abnormal is my expectation for the future. Where there is expectation, there is motivation; Where there is motivation, there is pressure; Where there is pressure, there is motivation; Where there is motivation, there is expectation. Life with expectations is worthwhile!

17. It's getting cold, so I'm afraid you'll catch cold, so I'd like to remind you to keep warm and remember to add clothes. Even if you are not careful, you should know how to take care of yourself.

18. It's cold and warm, and my blessing to you is forever; People are far away, my heart is near, and my thoughts about you remain unchanged.

19. Time is like wine. The cold wind gently blows the willows, and the chrysanthemums bloom for a long time. Where are you going? It's been cold for a long time. Have you put on more clothes?

20. It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

Posted in a circle of friends that the weather is cold (3) 1. Remember to wear less clothes and drink more cold water when it is cold, so that I can have a chance to care about you when you have a cold.

I saw a vast expanse of whiteness between heaven and earth. Snowflakes fell from the sky like a white tent, and the earth immediately turned white.

3. The weather is very cold. I hope that the people I love and those who love me will not get sick and spend this winter well.

4. No matter how hard you are, you should persist, be indifferent, confident, save more, be cold and enthusiastic.

You should put on more clothes when it is cold. Always thinking about me.

6. When the weather turns cold, remember to add clothes to prevent colds! Hello, Yue!

7. Singles Day is coming, the temperature drops and the weather is cold. Don't forget to wear two cotton-padded jackets when you are single. When you meet a beautiful girl who is white with cold, offer your love and smile. Maybe you will be a couple next Singles' Day.

8. It's very cold in winter morning. The cold wind blows, and my face hurts like a knife. Travellers wear thick hats and warm cotton-padded clothes.

9. It's cold, my dear family and friends, you must take good care of yourself.

10. The temperature has dropped, and the temperature of friendship cannot drop; The north wind is cold, and it can't cool the stove of friendship; The cold weather can't freeze my friends' thoughts; The cold dew has arrived, so I can't stop my friends' greetings. My friend, I only hope that you will be safe and happy forever! Always happy, happy and carefree!

1 1. The weather is very cold. I hope that the people I love and those who love me will not get sick and spend this winter well.

12. The learning mode cannot be started because it is too cold to move and the machine is stuck.

13. It's very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of teacher Cang's teaching: "Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed."

14. It's very cold. Wear more clothes, eat less cold food, drink more water and cover yourself at night. After all, I am alone.

15. It's very cold. Don't be cool. Remember to put on more clothes. After all, I'm not around.

16. The snow in front of us is as naughty as a butterfly, falling under the eaves for a while, falling on the branches for a while, and floating on the faces of pedestrians from time to time.

17. May someone warm your hand when it is cold. May a bright person live in your heart.

18. It's very cold. In order to let myself drink more hot water, I bought a good quality thermos cup. I went early in the morning, burned my mouth once and didn't take a sip of water.

19. The wind blows the leaves, and the summer solstice comes in winter. The weather is cold, but the heart is hot.

20. When the weather is cold, the heart is colder, people are tired, and the heart is more tired.

The 2020 version is cold, and it is funny to send a circle of friends.

1. I snickered with joy all morning. Although the weather is cold and sunny, I am kind and warm!

2. I just came back from the transition room and was very happy to see the mistakes corrected. It's so cold that my hands are frozen and my photos are not good. Now I pee on this family's mat every day and I can't stop. I miss you so much. Good night. Go to bed early.

It's very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of Teacher Cang's teaching: Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed.

When it's so cold that you don't want to go out for coffee, just make yourself a cup of coffee at home.

It's another year of yellow leaves, one layer of autumn rain and one layer of cold. It's hard to run around all day When it's cold, don't forget to add clothes, cherish your health and add meals, and cherish your friendship for a long time. I wish my friends better health!

6. The temperature drops, the sound of falling flowers is known to the wind, the feeling of missing is known to the heart, the cold temperature is known to the winter, and my blessing is known to you. No flowery words, just want to send you warm wishes in the cold winter!

7. Blessing is not a firecracker, it ends when it rings; Blessing is not a stove, it will be cold after the fire; Blessing is not fashionable, and it will fade when it is out of date; Blessing is a sentence condensed from countless days of concern: it's cold, take care!

8. The weather is very cold. Take care of yourself. I can't borrow your coat or give you a hug.

9. It's almost time to get you out of your head, wash it, chop it up, dry it in the air and refrigerate it, thaw it when it's cold, season it with onions and put the soup in.

10. I saw the stars miraculously tonight, but it was too cold to stand. After running for the first time in more than ten years, my hand was frozen unconscious, and now it hurts even more where it is about to crack. Today, I think of him, my bar mitzvah, my graduation day, and more and more shadows on my way back.

1 1. If I get lost, then you are my eyes. It's too cold for me to go out.

12. It's so cold. The fat smile on the cotton-padded jacket is in the hair, and the smelly totoro costume is sprouting.

13. It's still a pity that I didn't break the target of 1 10,000 sales, but I'm still not good enough. It's cold. It almost killed me. My feet are so cold.

14. Snowflakes are bookmarks of my good memories. Dancing under the colorful Christmas tree in the moonlight is my lovely dream. On this special day, let me wish you a happy day with my sincere greetings!

15. It's very cold. Don't be cool. Remember to put on more clothes. After all, I'm not around.

16. I am the most rogue in winter and always like to freeze my hands and feet.

17. It is another year after the great cold; Take good care of your body and eat properly; Open-minded, don't lose your temper; Health is with you, happiness is with you; Luck is always there, good luck and good luck; In this world, happiness comes first!

18. It's so cold in the morning. When I was crossing the expressway, an enthusiastic uncle kindly moved his mouth and eyes twice to remind me that I had dropped my schoolbag. It's easy, but I'm still very grateful to him! I picked up my schoolbag and drove through the warm sunshine on the expressway.

19. It's cold and I feel lonely. I began to think of all kinds of Mary Sue. All right, stop. All you have to do is buy a hot drink.

20. It's so cold that my hands are going to explode. This is really full of happiness.

2 1. It's too cold today. I'm a little scared now when I think of the snowball fight two days ago. I don't want anything cold. Why is this bed not hot? I can't sleep!

22. Don't forget to avoid me in the subway. I can't bear to hide from you every time. I always like you to hide. I'll come to you. I'm afraid you won't find me soon. I am afraid that you will hide and wait for me for too long, and I will find you soon! It's cold. It looks good to wear a small scarf!

23. Good night, Nissan. It's cold. I have lost my enthusiasm. All that's left is obsession If I can't reach my goal, I will never forgive myself.

24. The weather is so cold and the moon is so bright. Although so many days have no effect, a little lost and unhappy, but believe in yourself, you can! No matter how high you usually play, don't forget to work hard when you are alone. After all, you have to go by yourself. If you want to be calm in front of others, you must work hard behind your back!

25. It snowed in Kashgar today. It's cold. The heating is a little hotter than the other days, but I still can't help wearing a jacket in my room. I'm too tired from work today. Some things were done in a muddle, but the result was not bad. Ok, take a bath and sleep!

26. The weather is hot and cold, and one cup after another is bitter, and no one gives me candy to eat.

27. The weather is so cold, I really want someone to help me warm my hands, someone to hug me, someone to fetch water for me, and someone to accompany me to dinner. It turned out that I was holding a hot water bottle and wearing a thick scarf and hat. If it is really cold, I will hide in the quilt and say not to go out, but I still have to go down and fetch water myself. I really want to be a beautiful female soldier myself.

28. The weather is so cold, just like the Millennium. It snowed half a month earlier than that year. Every other year, suddenly it was like a dream. At that time, I was easily excited and sensitive, but now I have gradually calmed down; At that time, the silly girl who often put herself in danger had cherished her life as gold. It is often painful and sad for others to shoot themselves with one arrow and then shoot themselves with a second arrow. Years old to years old, the years of life are used to float and sink in love and hate.

29. The thief caught in Guangzhou Chinese medicine canteen early in the morning! It's very cold. Don't put it in your coat pocket when playing with your mobile phone. Maybe the boy with glasses standing behind you is a thief.

30. It's cold and windy today, and my feet are cold after lunch break! I can't sleep because of the cold. I finally went to activate the bank card collectively this morning! Take a break and run to Honghua Mountain!

3 1. It's so cold! I use ginger and brown sugar with glutinous rice balls, which are delicious. The key is to keep warm and prevent colds! Muxi's ancient brown sugar and brown sugar are essential drinks for families!

32. People are big, and clothes are not suitable for cold weather. It is good to go to bed early and get up early.

33. It's so cold. Go to the playground to bake fruit and eat it last.

34. My sister registered today. Congratulations, happiness ~ I really don't know when I will get married, and I didn't think about getting married early. Let nature take its course, it's so cold, I don't want to put up with the cold wind blowing on the motorcycle anymore.

35. It's so cold! ! ! Think of people who go to work at night, people who get up early in the morning, empty houses, empty wallets, empty bank cards, things that they have tried hard but often see, and they are caught off guard! ! ! I feel a little sick! !

36. These two days are very cold. I've been waiting for the sleet in the weather forecast, but it turns out to be sunny.

37. Our lovely and kind warm man needs to put on more clothes when the weather is cold, so don't get sick!

It's so cold that I dare not go out, so I have to stay in the dormitory to prepare for the exam!

39. The weather is so cold, but my heart is so warm: I went home by car after the hospital check-up this morning, but I forgot my bag as soon as I got off the bus. Just getting off the bus, I heard someone shouting from the car. By the time I realized it, the driver had closed the door and was ready to leave. At this time, someone in the car reminded the driver that the driver was saying through the door that there was another stop ahead, and the passengers behind had already handed the bag out of the window! Thank you!

40. It's so cold. I cooked warm wine together. Mariko likes warm air conditioning and big tables. I like the mottled shadows on the pink wall. I like Xiao Bai, as if she has a pair of blue eyes in the whole sky. Good night

Talking about the cold in winter. The weather is getting colder. Talk about friends

1, it's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

The coldest is not winter, but winter festivals.

The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

4. A lonely man is widowed, and the girl says she is cold, which is actually a kind of hooliganism.

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too cold, which made me unconscious.

6, cold weather causes disease, chilling is fatal.

7. Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

8. I hope that when it is cold, someone will not be ashamed to warm your hand. May a bright person live in your heart.

9. When I met you, I felt warmer and warmer in winter.

10, don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because the weather was too cold and I was unconscious.

1 1. The weather is very cold. Please give me a hug. If you can't give me a hug, please give me a coat I wear size m ... if you can't give me a coat and no hugs, please give me money. I have the card number.

12, two or three years, winter is in a hurry.

13, I am not cold, but my hands are cold.

14, I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

15, "Let's go out to play", "I see through the world and just want to relax", "Talking to people", "It's too cold outside, I don't want to move"

16, it's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed, wifi that won't break the internet, and endless snacks. If all else fails, can you give me one?

17, it takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.

18, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

19, bring an extra coat when it is cold, remember to bring an umbrella when it rains, and buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

20. I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's heart.

2 1, it was so cold that I could even fart and dry my hands.

22, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

23. If a dog is lying on the ground and blocking you in winter, make way for it. It is not easy for it to warm this place with its small belly.

24. The most annoying thing in winter is that I just jumped into the warm bed and wrapped it tightly, only to find that the Nima light was not turned off.

25. It's cold, and fewer and fewer people are playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my hand warmer in winter. Warm up at any time, keep heating, and warm up my heart. ...

26. It's cold. Don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

27. Winter is coming, the wind is blowing hard, my face is like a needle, and the wind is biting. If children go out to play, adults will not forget to say, "Wear thick clothes."

28. After breakfast, I walked out of the house, only to find that it was colder outside. I couldn't help shivering, fighting with my teeth in the upper and lower rows, and my neck was tightly shrunk in my collar, afraid to let go.

29. In winter, he took a chic step from the beginning-the cold wind. As night falls, the cold wind is like a drunk, wandering in front of every house in the small town on the snowy plain, sometimes letting go of his throat and growling, and sometimes breathing wearily. The bare branches trembled and swayed in the fierce wind, and the moon hid in the clouds as if afraid of the cold. People are trembling and walking in the street with their hands covered. The wind is unbridled and chilly, pouring into people's skirts and blowing into people's hearts. Trees "swoosh" straight ring, the wind rolled branches and leaves shaking, like the devil's claws dancing. In winter, it shows its charm to people with its own uniqueness!

Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.