Arrow sent a message to Xiu.

1, who turned over the bleak music of Yuefu? Xiao Feng, wind, rain Yu, the candle lit in the house is short and thin, a lonely night, in the candle in the candle. I don't know what a lingering heart is, and it's hard to put it down. After waking up, it's as boring as being drunk. Is it Xie Qiao that I haven't been to in my dream? It's not that I don't know what bothers me, but that I know there's nothing I can do. What can be solved is not called a knot. How can it be difficult to settle down in this life?

2. The meeting between people, just like the meeting between mountains and water, is likely to be tortuous or never intersect.

I know not many people can watch the scenery hand in hand. Let me turn my back, I don't love many people I agree to listen to the rain with you. Although you are not here now. We agreed not to change.

4. There is pear flower falls in her hair, but the person who met the bald head is not around. The pear blossoms on the river bank are very cool. Can I listen to the fallen flowers in the afterlife with you?

If time can dilute my thoughts of you, I won't be absent-minded when I wake up. You are. I can't escape a cigarette.

7. Time is like water, and water waves are like mirrors. Suddenly a stone fell, sparkling and the water frowned. Fragments of memory, missing pictures in the soul, jump out instantly and cannot be forgotten.

8. Her love is turbulent and hopeless. She is like a moth chasing the light in her heart, but the light turns away. On the dark river, she took love stand, who would never see the sun, in the middle of the water. Under the starry sky, people are scrambling to tell about your past and my last night.

9. Elegance is like blooming fireworks. The wonderful illusion of escaping from it will make people ignore the speed and chaos of falling.

10, sentient beings, like lotus flowers, are unwilling to struggle whether they break their joints or sink into the bottom of the pool.

1 1. No matter how much you love someone, you will gradually forget the face you haven't seen for a long time.

12. Secret and lifelong Sauvignon Blanc belong to the primitive myth of love. Being together for a long time is the last.

13, this year has passed, which should be a good time and a good scene. Even though there are thousands of customs, who should I tell? No matter where you wake up tonight, you are not around. And Yang Liuan, the evening breeze and the waning moon. The moonlight is full of melancholy.

14, people will get old and their hearts will be barren. This is not a naive and shameful oath at first, but a purple soul who has been turned over many times in love and then married. When you see it, it will make people calm and silent.

15, it's been a long time, why not raise your eyebrows and smile calmly?

16, if I had known it was just a flower affair with you. At the beginning of the meeting, hold back the excited soul. Maybe I won't get lost in my thoughts tonight. Unfortunately, we are not saints, and we cannot be pure. Can refusing a flower affair make you feel so simple and light?

Wechat Duan Zi Tan Daquan

First, since I bought a computer at home, my daughter-in-law has been addicted to online games, and since then all the housework has been mine. This morning, I messed up the power cord when my daughter-in-law was not looking, and made her think that the computer was out of order. But when I came home from work in the afternoon, I found my daughter-in-law still playing computer! I often ask, "Isn't this computer broken?" The wife said, "Yes! I took a taxi to repair it again. " I quickly asked, "Is it fixed?" The daughter-in-law said angrily, "Of course! Spent 200 yuan! ! "

Second, two old ladies are chatting. A said: "Now, everything is related to high technology. In the past, it took half a month to go to Beijing by donkey, but now it takes only one night by train. In the past, the chickens we fed took at least half a year to grow, and now they can be slaughtered and eaten in 40 days. " B suddenly realized: "No wonder my little son got married for three months and gave birth to a big fat grandson. High technology is not simple! " "

A newly promoted manager told all his friends in heaven. A friend said: What's new with the manager? Now all the people who sell soy milk in restaurants are managers. The man didn't believe it, so he called a restaurant and put the manager of the soybean milk department on the phone. The person who answered the phone asked: Are you looking for the syrup manager or the white pulp manager?

4. I asked my dad that day: "If you ate more bitterness when you were young, maybe I am a rich second generation or an official second generation now?" Dad said, "Then you should suffer more and be more tired now. Isn't your son a rich second generation in the future? " "Me? Why should I suffer and take advantage of that little bastard? " My dad said with a little regret, "That's what I thought .../Yi tooth/Yi tooth/Yi tooth"

Someone in the bedroom said, "I put too much washing powder." A buddy asked, "Does your brother have many wives? How many/much? Send me two to play! "

Sixth, life is like a game! At first, I chose the random mode: I was born in China and only played at level 25. As a result, I fell into the task of buying a house and couldn't tide over the difficulties!

Seven, the puppy is sick, please see the doctor bee. The bee was busy for a long time, shook her head and said, "My acupuncture treatment has no effect. You'd better go to the firefly doctor for electrotherapy. "

Eight, go fishing with my wife, and my wife is nagging. I told her to stop nagging. She said she didn't think I nagged before she got married. I said no, but I dare not. She said how dare she now? I pointed to the fish in the bucket and said, do you think it is necessary for me to feed bait to the fish that have been caught?

Nine, the safety period fell in love with my sister at the end of last month. This is the premise. Seeing that the days have passed, my sister's period has not come yet. I feel all kinds of anxiety at the thought of not doing a good job in safety. I didn't go to the drugstore to buy early pregnancy. Just out of the pharmacy, my sister was shy: husband. I know why my period is not coming. Why? A: Aren't there a few days missing in February? Dirty. Do you have any friends with similar experiences?

X. Building structure course is a prerequisite. In class, LZ vaguely heard the teacher say that "a big earthquake can't collapse, a moderate earthquake can be repaired, and a small earthquake is fine". When the students were discussing aftershocks, LZ said that the car was shocked ~ I still can't forget the way the teacher looked at me! !

Eleven, when I was a child, I lived in the countryside and raised a dog at home! I happened to find my neighbor's dog coming to have sex with mine. I chased my neighbor's dog and hit it with a stick. Then I drove it away, and I never came to see my dog again. Now think about it, have I ruined my dog's sex life?

Twelve. A asked, "Do you have a brief history of time?" B replied: "psycho, I don't pick up shit when I have time!" " "

Thirteen, the swallow and others lied that ChristianRandPhillips turned into a butterfly and flew away, saving her from the palace. When Gan Long learned the truth, he was very angry and expelled everyone from the palace. Yongqi, who should have inherited the throne, lived in Dali, and the throne was passed on to Yan Yong, who had a mediocre qualification. Since then, the Qing dynasty has turned from prosperity to decline. This is the butterfly effect.

Last night, my sister and I went to the hotel to open a double room because of the power failure at home. The next day, I saw her Weibo write a few words, as follows: Someone told me how cool it is to open a room. Last night, my brother and I went to check in. It's really cool to sleep alone in such a big bed! I'm ... sweating

Fifteen, Lu Xun was late for school when he was a child! The teacher gave him a lesson as soon as he entered the classroom! Lu Xun was so angry that he carved a cursive character on the table. Then the teacher came over. He used his quick wits to cover it up! The teacher nodded and walked away.

Sixteen, ants call elephants up on the shore. When the elephant came up, the ant called it back. The elephant was puzzled and asked the ant what was going on. The ant said, "I lost a pair of shorts." Let's see if you stole it. Now, you didn't steal them. " The elephant who heard this fainted on the spot!

17. Today, my husband and I were on the bus. When I was on the bus, he looked through my collar and told me that "short oil bra is this color" … So I resolutely pulled down the collar of his T-shirt, looked at it and said in horror: "Aha! I cann't believe you're not wearing it! ! "My husband will never forget the eyes of the whole car.

Eighteen, a young tigress quietly came to the kennel and said very kindly, "Mother dog, can you lend me a puppy?" The mother dog said, "The tiger borrows the dog to play, but if it borrows it, it won't be returned." The tigress said, "I will return your puppy to you." I don't want to eat it, but I want to invite it to eat my milk. My youngest son died and my nipples were swollen. " The bitch said, "I'm worried that the puppy will lose its dog nature if it eats your milk. The puppy will become a mother if it has milk."

My son is two years old this year. He was playing with a pulley on the side of the road and ran into an aunt who was riding a bicycle (the aunt was at least 75 years old). I'm wondering if I should go there. At this time, the aunt stood up, picked up the car and rode away. Damn it! What's going on here?

Twenty, the pig said to the bear: Guess how many sweets are in my pocket? The bear said, you guessed it right. Can you give it to me? The pig nodded affirmatively: well, if I guess correctly, I'll give you both! Bear swallowed and said, I guess it's five dollars! Then the pig gave the bear the candy in his pocket and said, "I still owe you four dollars."

Twenty-one, put your right foot on your left foot, turn clockwise, and then extend your right index finger to turn counterclockwise. Turn a few more times, and then you will find that the direction of your right foot has turned counterclockwise.

Twenty-two, just after the holiday, I think Nima just had a hard time during the holiday. I think there is still so much time to have a hard time the day before school starts. I think Nima will start school tomorrow and have a hard time today.

Twenty-three, someone stabbed a rose on him, and later he became fat and the pattern was enlarged. One day, his friend finally couldn't help asking him, "Why did you stab a Chinese cabbage in your body?"

Twenty-four, a salesman selling horns on the roadside pulled a passerby and said, "Sir, buy a horn, ten yuan each." Passerby: "No, let me go, or call the police." Shop assistant: "the police are too far away, they can't hear you." Buy a horn and shout ... ""

Tell a true story. When I was in junior high school, I had a bad classmate. I can't see that he is a junior high school student. Once, this guy went out to rob and dragged his girlfriend under a bridge. Gold earrings, gold rings, mobile phones and necklaces were all robbed. Finally, this guy said, "Unbutton your belt!" " The girl saw him holding a knife, so she had to do it ... Unexpectedly, this fellow ran away with a belt. ..... true story.

Twenty-six, when the teacher said to your good friend: Since you can't, find a classmate to answer this question for you. When your good friend turned to look at you with a wry smile, you wished you had never known this idiot in your life.

One year in a drought, a farmer saw that his crops were dying. Suddenly, I thought of something, ran to the farm, took off my pants to pee, and then said to myself: It is said that a little kindness should be rewarded in spring, so it should not be dry!

Twenty-eight, mother snail said to the little snail, "You are not young either. Tomorrow I will take you to the village next door for a blind date. " Snail: "mom, I'm only 12 years old, and I haven't reached the legal age for marriage yet!" " Mother snail said, "son, when we get there, you will be old enough!"

29. Last night, a friend invited me to dinner. We chatted and drank while eating. An hour later, I saw my friend was a little drunk, so I asked the waiter to pay the bill, totaling 268 yuan. I gave it to 300 yuan, the waiter, to find it. My friend immediately got up and grabbed the money from the waiter and said it was my treat, so he took 300 yuan out of his pocket and put it in his pocket. I'm depressed. Is this an invitation or a lie?

I have an idiot wife at home. Just now, when I saw my joke appear on the hot list, I said to her, "You can support me, too." "I hate that you always support me. Why do you want me to support you today? " "Don't waste time, hurry up." "Wait a minute. I'm going to the kitchen. " "What are you going to do with cucumber, pepper, bitter gourd and eggplant?" "Damn ..." Stupid wife is so happy.

Thirty-one, two tigers were chatting when a cat came over. One of the tigresses said enviously to the other tiger, "I wish I could be as thin as that!" " "

32 girls came to the company for an interview. One is older than the United States, with long hair and thin legs, and the other is average in figure and appearance. Everyone bet that the boss would admit the first one, but I didn't expect the boss to admit the latter. Everyone was confused, only the boss said, "I just want those beautiful people to know that it is useless to rely solely on appearance in this society!" " The audience applauded. Three months later, the woman who was not admitted became the wife of our boss.

Brother and sister eat rice noodles together. There are several kinds of rice noodles, the ordinary 4 yuan, and the rice noodles crossing the bridge are 10 yuan. My brother was puzzled and asked my sister, "Why is the rice noodle crossing the bridge so expensive?" Sister replied: "Maybe this 10 yuan includes the bridge toll!"

34. One night, an assassin sneaked into Bao Zheng's room, tried to assassinate him, uncovered the quilt, only to find that there was no one on the bed. He thought the plot was discovered and ran out the door. After a while, I heard the language of Mr. Bao from the room: Fortunately, I am used to sleeping naked. ...

35. The terrain is a basin, the air is fresh, the greening is good, the sky is blue, and sun protection is necessary. Lamian Noodles is everywhere, the market is chaotic, and the canteen can't be eaten. There are still some beautiful women who ignore you. This major is very unpopular, but it is difficult. You can't learn geography, and you will die sooner or later. The cost performance is very high, and those who dare to come are good.

36. My colleague is a bitch! My former boss spoke ill of me! She just had a stomachache! I took the lead and immediately went to the toilet to smoke all the paper! She pushed me away as soon as I went out! No, she has been in the toilet for over an hour! Ha ha! Make you a fool!

Husband: Listen to me, wife. I smoke and watch TV in bed. He came to our house to chat with me, and I accidentally dropped my cigarette butt on the bed. As a result, he tried to put out the cigarette butt with his ass. But his ass is on fire, too I used my quick wits to put out my cigarette by peeing. It happened that you came in. Wife: That makes sense. Then why are you hard? And kept shouting carmon's north nose

Thirty-eight, you tell dad that you are hungry, and dad will say, "Go, dad will take you to the restaurant"; You tell mom that you are hungry, and mom will say, "What do you want to eat, mom will make it for you"; You tell your boyfriend that you are hungry, and your boyfriend will say, "I'll buy whatever you want"; When you tell your girlfriend that you are hungry, she often says, "Me too …", so more and more boys choose to find boyfriends.

The Chinese teacher asked the students to write a short essay on the topic of football match. Less than a minute later, a student handed in the test paper and wrote only four words: stop playing in rainy days.

Forty, a boy jumped from a building in a university, and after successfully indicating his death, he sorted out his belongings. The last message he received on his mobile phone: Husband, it seems that someone jumped off the building. Go and see it quickly.

I went to the school hospital for the first time because of a fever. The doctor and aunt handed me a thermometer without saying anything, and I put it in my mouth without saying anything ... menstruation looked at me and said softly, "It's under my arm." I thought about it, but I cried out obediently: "Yeah!"

Forty-two, "Doctor, I have diarrhea!" 2000 BC: "Eat only this root." BC 1 millennium: "It's no use eating roots, come and pray!" A.D. 1850: "Prayer is superstition. Come and drink this potion "A.D. 1940:" That potion is deceptive. Come and take this pill! " AD 1985: "That pill has low curative effect. Take this antibiotic! " AD 2000: "Antibiotics are artificial. Come on, eat this root! "

43. Q: "What's the difference between Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day now?" A: "Valentine's Day is the same as Tomb-Sweeping Day. They all send flowers and food. The difference is that Valentine's Day burns real money and gives people a bunch of nonsense. Tomb-Sweeping Day burned fake money and told a bunch of people nonsense. "

Forty-four, after twenty years, I met my ex in the street. "Ah, long time no see! How have you been recently? Yes, she said. After graduating from college, I continued to study law, and now I am a partner lawyer. Well, it's nice to meet you anyway. Goodbye. " She left. This woman is still so self-righteous, I thought. Don't ask me how I'm doing recently, and don't throw coins into my jar. ...

Forty-five, a boy asked me to have dinner, and I chose a place. I said I was embarrassed. Let's go to an aa meeting. He insisted on inviting me, so please feel free. I said, well, I chose an Indian dish with a better environment, and I spent 66 yuan when I checked out. He told me that Indian food is really expensive. Please give me half. Then after I paid the money, I was speechless and wanted to go home quickly. Then he caught up with me and asked me to borrow money from 40 yuan, saying he would take a taxi home. ...

A love story suitable for WeChat: If you want to go, don't go and don't look back.

1, sometimes, because of dependence, we expect, because of expectation, we are disappointed.

2, two people together, not for who can conquer who, but two people rely on and support each other.

3, the child is not good, it is a disaster caused by anti-vice.

4, if one day, you are sad for my fall. Please remember how my confidence was erased …

5. Be such a woman. Loved. It hurts. I cried. Laughed. Then stay strong.

6. "The best smell in the world is your smell when I hold you."

7, cold time, sick heart, left the people around.

8. There are only two kinds of feelings in the world. One is that you are tired of getting old, and the other is that you forget the Jianghu but miss crying.

Please cherish those who can be together, because some people want to be together, but they can't.

10, cherish the person who is willing to endure your temper to coax you.

1 1. I can take your call in the middle of the night. I can worry about whether you will get angry or wake up suddenly in the middle of the night. I'm afraid you'll suddenly leave. Do you say I love you or not?

12, life is like a super girl, and the last men are pure men.

13. If you want to leave, don't look back.

14, as long as you are still there, as long as I still love.

15, when pants lose their belts, they know what dependence is.

The most romantic love story in WeChat circle of friends.

First, you see, so many people, such a big world, I met you, and you met me. It's good.

Second, the trickle is not a stone, and the deep friendship is not sparse because of distance. You are always at the top of my friendship list, and the market is still bullish. How have you been recently? I wish you well in the distance.

I laugh like an idiot at the thought of talking to you.

The new moon represents my enthusiasm, the first quarter represents my loyalty, the second quarter represents my thoughts, and the full moon represents my determination. Dear, you have to believe that the moon will always represent my heart, whether it is round or short.

The truth has no truth, happiness does not depend on luck, I love you without asking you, I think you don't need to ask you, I will always remember my blessing, I never miss you far away, my smiling face is hidden in my heart, my warmth floats in the sentence, I know you all my life, and there is no distance with you. When my blessing arrives, happiness will fly to your heart.

Take a picture of your face, copy your kindness, paste my infatuation with you, and write a most beautiful blessing message to you. Happy Valentine's Day!

Seven, without you, my mood is so confused. My life is so lonely without you. Without you, my thoughts are entangled in my heart. Without you, my heart will always be with me. Happiness has nothing to do with me without you. Honey, I really can't live without you!

Eight, the mints scattered in my drawer are cleverly wrapped by you, and I am often moved inexplicably because of your thoughtfulness; At that time, if you have a reincarnation in your life, we will definitely hold hands for a lifetime. I often feel heartbroken because of your words; At that time, you were worried that you would lose my good confession to you. I often feel heartbroken because of your worry. If you like, I would like to snuggle up next to you and watch you deeply. If you like, I would like to live in your heart and be happy together. I just want to indulge in your love.

I had a few drinks when I was sad. Strangely, I am a little drunk. I am so humble. It turns out that falling in love with you is a little heartbreaking. Love makes people sad, and I wander day and night, and it disappears in this hazy night.

I want to see you every morning when I see the sunshine.

1 1. Remember that time we went shopping? A woman brought her children to buy toys. The children fondled their toys and couldn't put them down. When the lady wanted to check out, she felt it before she knew that she had lost her wallet. Seeing that the account can't be settled, the children are running outside with toys, which makes women scratching their heads and there is nothing they can do. Suddenly, attracted a group of onlookers. You walked up to him briskly, inquired about the price of toys, and did not hesitate to take out 260 yuan money to settle the bill for the salesman. A woman catches up with you and asks your name gratefully. You won't look back and say, it's okay, sister-in-law! Even if it's my gift to the children.

12. I wish you peace and enjoy simple happiness. I only wish you good health, enjoy simple warmth, support your success and enjoy ordinary comfort. I just want you to relax and enjoy yourself. I only want to keep you in my heart forever and warm your heart forever.

Thirteen, the summer night is charming, we sit together to enjoy the moon and look at the stars in the sky. You said that star is you and that star is me, and we will never leave. The star blinked and laughed at the obsession of the two young people. You said, maybe the moon is quieter than the world, and I hope Chang 'e will bring more beauty to the world.

Walking paved my way because of you, life enriched my life because of you, and my feelings were enhanced because of you in the world of mortals. This is what you gave me. Love you, I will do my best, you know?