What should I do with him?

This way of fooling requires the subject to have certain performance skills in order to fool the object, otherwise it may make people laugh and cause incalculable consequences. ......

1. Walking on a road with trees or telephone poles on both sides (there are often such roads on campus), I suddenly turned around, buried my face in it, pretended to trip over the invisible thin wires or wires pulled by the trees on both sides, and then carefully lowered my head and pretended to drill down. Then you can see what the people behind you do! !

Precautions:

1) Be sure to pay attention to someone behind you, or you will be busy most of the day.

2) The performance must be realistic, especially when the itinerary and the head are carefully lowered.

Unpredictable consequences: Maybe people behind you will go over and laugh at you for being stupid!

Second, two people pretend to be carrying a piece of glass and walk towards the people coming, so that you can notice that many people will be too tight to pass by you!

Note: The two men cooperated tacitly and showed caution when raising their glasses.

Unpredictable consequences: people who are bold and believe in their own vision may pass by you, which is embarrassing!

Third, wear sunglasses, light the road with a stick, pretend to be blind, and bump into the oncoming beauty, hehehehehe. ......

Note: Pretend to like it (refer to Ge You's performance in "Be there or be square"); Enough is enough, you must not have the heart to eat tofu.

Unforeseen consequences:

1) may be used as props by a strong man who has long wanted to stage a heroic beauty.

2) Beauty is a kind-hearted girl. She went up to help you and said, "Uncle, where are you going? Let me help you! %…………*—￥#? ##? "

4. Go to a door without a door, pretend to be hit by glass when you go in, cover your face and "push" the door and go in.

Note: it still depends on whether there is anyone behind, let him get you at a moderate distance; Acting is more demanding. ......

Unpredictable consequences: the people behind have no intention to enter this door at all $% # $&; *#$@^&； & amp*$@#@

Stand in the middle of the road and look in one direction seriously ... and you will see that everyone who passes by you will look in your direction, even though there is nothing there, haha ~ ~ ~ `.

Precautions: Look carefully and creatively!

Unforeseen consequences: a big truck came behind, and the driver just had a drink. ......

[network class]

There are many ways to fool people online, but netizens are generally prepared for April Fool's Day, and this plan may be difficult to implement. ......

I saw a familiar netizen in the chat room and suddenly said to him (her): You usually use red, but why do you use blue today?

Netizen: No! I used red!

Himself: No way! It's obviously sky blue. Did you choose the wrong one? You try again!

Netizen: Wait. ......

Netizen: Are you ready?

Himself: No! Still blue! This happened to me the other day. I wish I had resigned and come back! You quit and try again!

Netizen: OK ~ ~ ~ You wait for me. ......

Note: this meter is only applicable to netizens who chat with the same color at ordinary times; Speak earnestly and sincerely

Unforeseen consequences:

1) The netizen said: "Blue is blue! See what I say! " .

2) The netizen said, "Shit! Fools have come to fool me! Believe it or not, I hit you? :)"。

Second, the chat room said to netizens: If I can't see you, why are they all garbled?

Netizen: Impossible!

Himself: What did you say? It's still a bunch of gibberish!

Netizen: Wait ~ ~ ~ I'll go in again. ......

Note: This method can also be used to fool others on OICQ.

Third, QQ said to netizens: Hey ~ ~ ~ How did you change such an ugly avatar?

Netizen: No! I've been using the jaw-dropping one I just typed!

Himself: No! Now you are obviously the ugly Hello Kitty on my QQ!

Netizen: Oh ~ ~ ~ Could my girlfriend have changed it? Just wait until I restart QQ. ......

Note: This law applies to cheating an honest guy like me.

Netizens in four chat rooms are complaining: Why is the internet speed so slow today? It takes a while to say a word to show it!

Himself: Oh ~ ~ Really? I know a network speed method, which was told to me by an old netizen the other day!

Netizen: Say it quickly!

Myself: find the little button called reset on the chassis and press it!

Netizen: Wait ~ ~ ~ ......

^%%%$$#&； *(*$%$%$#@#! ! #

Note: this method is only used to deceive novices who just surf the internet, and you may be accused of being immoral!

[On the phone]

This method is easier to implement, but it is easier to be scolded!

1, ding ~ ~ the phone rang, picked up the phone and said:

"Hey, I'm not here! Please hang up or leave a message after the phone rings three times. "

"DuDu ~ ~ ~ DuDu ~ ~ DuDu ~ ~ DuDu ~ ~ DuDu ~ ~ DuDu ~ ~ What are you waiting for? Dou Du rang the doorbell four times. Why are you still holding your mobile phone? "

Opposite party:%%-$ #% @ $ #&; ()##@#@#$%%^^

The second sound, ding ~ ~ the phone rang, picked up the phone and said:

"I'm out! If you want to leave a message, please press 1. If you don't leave a message, please press 2. If it is important, please press 3. Just want to talk to me casually. Please press 4. Please invite me to dinner. Please press 5. Invite me to sing karaoke. Please press 6. Please tell me to surf the Internet with me. Please press 8 to support Beijing's Olympic bid. Please press 9. The deaf man did the explosion in Shijiazhuang. Please press 0. If you are making a long distance call, please hang up quickly ... "

Opposite party:&; **%$##@@()$#@@#$$@! !

Third, call a friend and say: this is a test of the telecommunications bureau. Please cooperate with our work.

Friend: Oh ~ ~ ~ What should I do?

Himself: Please shout: Long live Wulitou! thank you

Friend: What? What happened in the house?

Himself: Long live Wulitou!

Friend: Long live the house!

Himself: Thank you! Now please shout again with the phone in your other hand!

Friend:%&; *%$#$$@#%^&； & amp& amp

Note: the voice should be gentle and professional.

Unforeseen consequences:

1) No sooner had you finished your first sentence than your friend said: Will China Telecom be so kind? Cut ~ ~ ~ `

2) You jump and I jump ~ ~ ~ Advertising again? Haha ~ ~ ............

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Ingredients: XX brand sandwich cake (as long as it is two pieces with a sandwich, the thinner the better. ), XX brand toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, I have tried it and it tastes good! ! )

Conditioning method: unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, take out the sandwich, take out XX toothpaste, squeeze out a proper amount and put it into the cake (the amount depends on personal "eating" habits), and finally stick it together, with seeking truth from facts and appropriateness as the highest guiding principle.

Usage: generally do not need special use, just put it in an obvious place. It's best to prepare some "primitive" sandwich cakes and watch TV while eating. Naturally, there will be "gangsters" patronizing (called Jiang Taigong fishing), and what's more, people will be invited to taste everywhere, but the risk is much greater than the former, so we should not be careless.

Shelf life: one day (it must be destroyed immediately every other day to prevent accidents, for example, on April 2, parents gluttonously watched TV in .............................................).

Note: If you touch your eyes and mouth by mistake, rinse with clear water immediately, and don't send a doctor.

Two. Feel like vomiting

This disgusting thing can only be done by college students: three young people ABC use a blender to stir the leftover food into the soup lake, put it in a bottle without a lid, and then hide it in A's arms.

After drinking a glass of beer in a bar, A pretended to vomit and climbed down the table to "spit out" the leftovers on Tanghu Lake. BC picked up a spoon and began to eat.

Many people in the bar saw this scene, threw down their drinks and began to rush to the exit.

Three. measure

The prank director stopped a pedestrian with a rope and asked him to help him measure.

The man took the other end of the rope, turned the corner and stopped another pedestrian, doing the same thing.

Then I hid aside and watched the fun.

The two big heads actually waited for more than ten minutes before putting down the rope and asking each other.

After three sentences of dialogue, the two laughed.

It seems that this is not the first time I have been teased.

Four. cheat

There was a party at home and many people came.

The prank director D Jun said that he knew Qigong, and he could fix a glass of water on the roof with Qigong so that it wouldn't fall off. Everyone does not believe him.

D Fill a glass of water and let the host put his son's softball bat on the roof so that he can make a cup.

Everything was ready, and D announced that it was a big prank. Let's play mahjong.

Looking at the tile floor under his feet and the glass on the roof, the man only begged for mercy four times, but he was finally unharmed.

Five. be greedy for money

Mr. e stuck a one-dollar coin on the sidewalk of a big city in the city with super glue, and then hid aside to watch the fun.

This one-dollar coin is quite large, shiny and conspicuous.

From time to time, people from all walks of life bent down to try to pick up this treasure.

An old lady beat her crutches for twenty minutes, but she didn't get what she wanted and left swearing.

Finally, a black man borrowed a screwdriver to get this baby.

Make fun of the whole person's text message to scare you.

Sending short messages will be the most commonly used way to cheat people. A person in the mobile phone industry told reporters that there are several tricks to use mobile phone short messages to fool people: one is to send text messages containing ridicule, ridicule and sarcasm to fool and anger the recipients of short messages; The second is to send horrible or disgusting voice and picture information to scare people. According to its introduction, as long as you download compatible sound and picture short messages from the other party's mobile phone and send them online, when the other party's mobile phone receives them and clicks Open, it will often be startled by the sudden sound or picture. At present, there is no mobile communication network to intercept short messages for customers, so if you are fooled by short messages, you have to accept your fate.

Comments: Prevention difficulty index ★★★★★★★

Prevention strategy: You can laugh it off when you receive a text message; It's best to blindfold and put cotton balls in your ears before opening them!

You didn't discuss false news.

"The office called and said that the unit would issue a shopping voucher, and asked the staff of our department to get it quickly." "I came to see you on a business trip today and have dinner together at night." ..... This kind of fake news is a necessary program for April Fool's Day every year, but it still attracts people every year. The reason why "deception experts" succeed repeatedly is that they understand the personality of colleagues or friends and fabricate false news to let them take the bait according to their fear of leadership and loyalty.

Comments: Prevention difficulty index ★★★★★

Precautionary Raiders: After hearing these news, you should first keep a calm face and then verify it in many ways. In this way, the other party will definitely lose his temper and leak the clue.

Computer virus brings you trouble.

Make trouble for others by modifying computer programs or using some special software. Miss Huang of Nanning Electronic Science and Technology Square told the reporter that there are some prank software in Nanning market, such as "Trojan buster" that can make small viruses. By using this software to send an email to the target person's mailbox, it can spread the virus, causing the other person's mobile phone to crash constantly, the screen to jump out of the illegal operation dialog box, or the inexplicable webpage to pop up from time to time. Teacher Huang also said that there are many ways to teach people how to cheat on the Internet with computers. These tricks of computer deception are generally just to scare people for a while, and will not cause harm to the computer, but it is dangerous to cheat people with the computer. "Deception expert" had better be used with caution.

Comments: Prevention difficulty index ★★★★

Precautionary strategy: Don't leave the computer easily, or lock the system before leaving. In addition, "It's better to kill a thousand by mistake than let one go", and don't execute all kinds of software sent by friends on April Fool's Day anyway.

The "monster" jumped out of the box and was shocked.

Playing tricks on people with prank toys used to be all the rage in many cities. Toys such as "magic box", "fart bag" and "ink bottle" have caught people off guard and panicked. On March 29th, the reporter visited many toy shops and boutiques in Nanning and found that there were not many toys on the market. In a boutique near Guangxi University on Daxue Road, the salesman told reporters that they only have one kind of magic box. When they opened the box, a monster toy jumped out of it and made a funny noise. But this kind of thing is not new, and it is not easy to succeed with it. In a boutique on Xinhua Road, the staff presented a toy to the reporter, which looked like an ordinary granule and was reddish brown. When it is plugged into the faucet, the water from the faucet will turn blood red, which will be a great surprise, and even the timid person may be scared.

Comments: Prevention difficulty index ★

Precautionary strategy: It is out of fashion to play tricks on people with prank toys. Therefore, on April Fool's Day, as long as you receive the gift seriously and don't open the gift box easily, nothing will happen.

A group of people teamed up to pretend to be a ghost ~ ~ ~

Complete April fool's day

Sms national assembly law

April Fool's Day SMS is more and more popular because of its conciseness, humor and convenient operation. Don't worry about it, just press the phone or mouse to realize the fool's action. Although people nowadays don't necessarily follow the tips on short messages, it's not bad to win a fool's smile in this way. The reporter collected some commonly used classic short messages from the Internet for your reference.

1, SMS about mobile phone

Emergency reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

Tips for free mobile phone calls: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg before the second ring and then press power off, and the call is free at this time.

This is a well-designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over?

According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember!

Dear users: Hello! Due to the ugly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone after 10 minutes!

If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

2. Text messages about idiots

Test you: What should I do if pigs all over the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want to be in shape, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

You are so handsome and cool that you can't compare with it. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are a fool!

To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu.

This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding plums and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows the spring scenery.

3. SMS about health

Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale fiercely, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.

Ah! You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated!

4. Other SMS messages

Attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

Notice: there will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather recently, so be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg with you when you go out to avoid being swept to the west by strong wind. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

Network integer law

Using computers and the Internet to cheat people depends on your clever mind and flexible hands and feet. With these two points, you can give full play to your imagination and creativity, and set a tight encirclement one by one, so that fools have nowhere to escape and can't laugh or cry.

The most elementary method: simple, suitable for all people who use computers.

Set up a screen saver and add a password on someone else's computer when they go to the toilet; Forged webmaster's speech: "The system is about to restart, please save your work and quit"; Send an email to a friend, first package it with Winzip, then package it ... and finally make it into a self-extracting file, and repeat it several times. Finally, the other party opened the letter with only six words: Today is April Fool's Day!

Face-lifting: suitable for friends who use instant messaging software such as OICQ and ICQ.

Use emergency to isolate fools who are using instant messaging software, turn on the option to modify the personal data of instant messaging software, and use the keyboard and mouse to modify the network appearance of fools in all directions. As for how to change it, it depends on your interest and ability. Finally, don't forget to destroy all the evidence that may expose traces. This method is not easy to find, not only makes the fool's friends confused about who they are, but also makes the fool confused about himself.

Another method is to try to get the OICQ number of the fool, reapply for an OICQ number, and fill in the personal data according to the detailed information of the fool. Add the fool to the contact list of the new number you applied for, and then seize the weakness of the other party and start a "big bombing". The main purpose of this method is not to let the other party know who you are, so you must pay attention to hiding when using it, and try not to let the other party doubt you.

Remind fools: always remember to lock the system and leave the computer whenever and wherever. Once you have doubts about the recruits, you can only observe and crack them carefully.

Stealing columns: changing some settings of a fool's computer

Use the microphone and the "recorder" program that comes with Windows to record some horrible or weird sounds, and then set them to Windows on (off). In this way, when the machine was turned on (off) by a fool, it must have been suddenly startled.

The target folder corresponding to "My Documents" in the fool's computer will be changed, which will make him mistakenly think that all the hard-written documents will disappear.

Change the shortcut target of some applications commonly used by fools, and let them click on the shortcut to open the program, only to find that the program that is not started is not the program corresponding to the shortcut. Please ensure that the shortcut icon is consistent with the original program.

The effect of these methods on fools is first-class, enough to make the heart beat faster, blood pressure rise and the whole body sweat. But you must be careful when using it, because you will make a big mistake if you are not careful.

Reminder: Don't let anyone touch your computer on April Fool's Day.

Moving hardware: when the computer is broken, most people will look at whether it is a program problem or a network problem, and rarely consider subtle small hardware.

You can loosen the plug of the monitor or mouse before the fool goes to work, so that when the fool turns on the computer at work, he will find that the monitor is black or the mouse can't be found. Just when he doesn't know what to do, you will bravely appear and solve the problem easily, so that the other party will not think of being cheated, but will be grateful to you.

Of course, there is a more "vicious" trick, that is, the contrast of the display is adjusted to the lowest, and the screen is dark. In this way, unless the other party is very cautious, it is extremely difficult to find the real reason. If he thinks there is something wrong with the hardware, he may "tear down his computer" to find out the reason.

Reminder: Pay attention to carefully observe the power indicator of the monitor. As for whether you can find the problem, it depends on how deep you practice.

Life version of the National People's Congress Law

1, flavored coke

Buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, add vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, and carefully prepare a cup of coke with normal color and strange taste. Pretend to be drinking when you meet an acquaintance, and then hand over the "coke" generously. The other party was unprepared, thanked him and gulped it down, then frowned and spat.

It can also be made according to the rules, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer and so on.

2. Toothpaste sandwich cake

Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, take out the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good! ) Squeeze a proper amount into the cake, the weight will follow the personal "diet" habit, and finally stick together to be as realistic as possible. You generally don't need special use at all, just put it in an obvious place. It's best to prepare a few original sandwich cakes and watch TV while eating, so people will naturally patronize and taste them. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative to invite people to taste everywhere. Although there are risks, there must be many people trapped.

Step 3 order songs

Prepare a rice basin or enamel washbasin (other objects that can emit loud and high decibels after being smashed) and a telephone. Try to call the other party in a very formal tone, and then say: This is the music station. There is a Mr./Ms. X (whose real name can be said or not) who wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen, please dial # to listen (most people will press it). Thank you. This song is the "pawn" of the power train. Please listen carefully. Then tap the prepared percussion object, only once, and make a "bang". Before the other person reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, goodbye!

This method is suitable for friends between dormitories, or friends who can contact by phone, and the last people who are close. In addition, don't laugh on the phone, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.

4. Double postage

Estimate the time and send a letter to a friend in advance, but don't put a stamp on it or write down your mailing address (otherwise it will be returned to you). In this way, on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a letter from the post office. He was told that he had an unpaid email. Please pick it up at the post office and pay double postage. Arriving at a post office, he respectfully presented double postage and opened the envelope, only to find a small note floating inside, which read "Happy April Fool's Day!" However, this kind of prank may be delayed in time, and the effect may not be as good as expected.

Step 5 give gifts

If someone celebrates his birthday on April Fool's Day, give him a big box that says "Happy Birthday", fill the box with pieces of paper and loosen the bottom of the box. When he picked up the box, the bottom of the box fell and the scraps of paper flew all over the room. This fool must be cleaned up for half an hour. 6. Measuring The prankster stopped a pedestrian with a rope and asked him to help measure the size. Then take the other end of the rope, turn the corner, stop another pedestrian, and do the same. Then you can hide and watch the fun. People at both ends may wait for more than ten minutes, see nothing, just put down the rope end and go to the other side to find out, and then they will find themselves cheated. This is a good way to fool strangers. On April Fool's Day, the media in some countries in the world also joined the ranks of "making news and making fools laugh". In short, lying to you is not negotiable! In the past 10 years, people who were troubled by tedious work and boring life could play all kinds of jokes, ranging from sewing the trouser legs of their family and friends together to Mrs. Thatcher and Gorbachev kissing in the park. Many serious media make big jokes on this day, making fun of celebrities, readers and even members of the royal family. Let's take a look at the "classic jokes" of April Fool's Day in 10 years. 199 1: The frown of Mona Lisa The Independent reported that an art group discovered an amazing secret when cleaning the famous painting Mona Lisa. After brushing away the dust in the painting, the woman who swept the world with "mysterious smile" frowned. 1992: Divide Belgium On April Fool's Day this year, The Times of London reported the news that Belgium would be split in two. According to the report, the Dutch-speaking part in northern Belgium will be merged into the Netherlands, and the French-speaking part in the south will be merged into France. This report is very serious, accompanied by a detailed segmentation map, and even fooled the then British Foreign Secretary. He also said that he was going to be interviewed on TV to discuss this "important issue". 1993: Germans who are famous for their seriousness and rationality also played jokes on April Fool's Day. A local German newspaper said that a new telephone system is being introduced, and men and women will use different telephones because "women occupy the telephone for too long". 1994: no surfing the internet after drinking. A well-known computer magazine, PCComputing, published an article saying that the US Congress will pass a bill to regard surfing the Internet after drinking as "illegal", just like driving after drinking. In addition, it is illegal to talk about "sex" on the Internet. 1995: According to the British Independent, George V, the grandfather of Queen Elizabeth II, is the illegitimate child of a 69-year-old Welsh farmer. In the name of "The Queen's throne is threatened", this report describes the farmer's life story in an orderly way, and claims that the legal heir to the throne has filed a lawsuit with the local court to reclaim the throne that belongs to him. 1996: Jupiter discovered that the Internet, which was still a new media, quickly joined the ranks of producers of "April Fool's Day" fake news. On April 1 that year, the first news AOL users saw after logging in was that a government official revealed that life had been found on Jupiter. According to the report, the US government has mastered the evidence of Jupiter's biology, but kept the news secret. The boss of AOL and a well-known biologist came forward to confirm the reliability of this news. After the news went online, the number of posts reached 1300, and people called the relevant government departments to inquire about the situation. 1997: BMW announced that it has developed a new type of car, which can emit an ultrasonic wave to drive away animals on the road, thus reducing and avoiding traffic accidents. 1998: On March 30th of that year, Guinness Beer, a famous Irish beer company, announced that it had reached an agreement with Greenwich Observatory to become a sponsor of the Millennium activities of the Observatory. In exchange, from 1998 to 1999, Guinness Time will replace Greenwich Mean Time. 1999: Britain changed its national anthem. BBC Radio 4 reported that the British national anthem "God Save the Queen" will be replaced by the European Union's "Unified National Anthem" and sung in German. This "Unified National Anthem" used Beethoven's music, and the BBC also broadcast a version sung by British primary school students, claiming that Prince Charles' office also called the radio station to ask for the audio and video tapes of this song. In 2000, Esquire, a famous American men's magazine, introduced a company named Free Wheels to readers? Flywheel? The new car company said that it is preparing to promote free cars to the public. The bodies of these cars will be covered with advertisements, and the income of "free wheels" will come from this. 200 1: Blue Sky is no longer published in the British Post, and the sky is gradually eclipsed, and it is no longer as blue as before. The newspaper said that this conclusion came from a five-year study. According to this study, the blue pigment in the sky decreased from 9.3% in 1996 to 6.9% in 200 1 year. 2002: Bill? Gates unfortunately became a "fool". Two comedy announcers of a French radio station in Montreal, Quebec, Canada decided to find a "more difficult guy" to "have fun" on April Fool's Day, so they called Microsoft headquarters, claiming that they were staff members of the Canadian Prime Minister's Office and asked Gates to answer Premier Chretien's phone. Surprisingly, Gates's assistant easily got through to the boss without verifying the identity of the other party. As a result, these two "swindlers" pretended to be Chretien and Gates 10 minutes.

April Fool's Day! You can send some boring messages! Don't go too far! That's good. . . . . . By the way, how old are you?

Put the big fish tank in front of the window with a chair ... It can be said that I will lie to you today. Even if you didn't lie to him/her, what you said lied to him/her on April Fool's Day in 2007. I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam!

I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other! You are cruel, you are cruel, you are really cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, and whoever is caught will be cheated.