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Skit short
One day, the teacher walked into the classroom, and the students stood up and shouted: "Good morning, teacher!"
The teacher said angrily: "Just good morning? What about me in the afternoon? Is that possible? Isn't that good?"
So the students shouted again: "Good afternoon, teacher!"
The teacher said: "Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. , let me say something loudly. Start now."
Teacher: "The weather is very good today."
"The weather is very bad today." >
Teacher: "The sun is shining everywhere."
Student: "There are clouds everywhere."
Teacher: "Young."
Student: " Old."
Teacher: "Stand."
Student: "Lie down."
Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road."
Student: "There was a young man lying down on the road."
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar."
Student: "I lost it. One dollar."
Teacher: "I picked up one dollar and gave it to the teacher."
Student: "I lost one dollar and stole it from the teacher."
Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!"
Student: "That's right, you should say it like this!"
Teacher: "This is not okay, this is illegal!"
Student: "This is okay, this is legal behavior!"
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher says is correct!"
Student: " Listen to us, everything the teacher says is wrong!”
Teacher: “You are stupid.”
Student: “We are smart.”
Teacher: “ Stop!"
Student: "Continue!"
Teacher: "Stop now!"
Student: "Let's continue now!" Say it!”
Teacher: “You stupid pigs, I say stop!”
Student: “We are all geniuses, we say continue!”
Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!"
Students: "Teacher, listen to us!"
Teacher: "Students must listen to the teacher!"
Student: "Teachers have to listen to their students!"
Teacher: "Stop practicing now!"
Student: "Now let's continue practicing!"
Teacher: "Are you done?"
Student: "We have a beginning and an end!"
Teacher: "Then stop! idiot! ”
Student: “Then we should continue!” genius! ”
After that, the teacher walked out of the classroom angrily holding the book in his arms.
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