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Skit short

One day, the teacher walked into the classroom, and the students stood up and shouted: "Good morning, teacher!"

The teacher said angrily: "Just good morning? What about me in the afternoon? Is that possible? Isn't that good?"

So the students shouted again: "Good afternoon, teacher!"

The teacher said: "Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. , let me say something loudly. Start now."

Teacher: "The weather is very good today."

"The weather is very bad today." >

Teacher: "The sun is shining everywhere."

Student: "There are clouds everywhere."

Teacher: "Young."

Student: " Old."

Teacher: "Stand."

Student: "Lie down."

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road."

Student: "There was a young man lying down on the road."

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar."

Student: "I lost it. One dollar."

Teacher: "I picked up one dollar and gave it to the teacher."

Student: "I lost one dollar and stole it from the teacher."

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!"

Student: "That's right, you should say it like this!"

Teacher: "This is not okay, this is illegal!"

Student: "This is okay, this is legal behavior!"

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher says is correct!"

Student: " Listen to us, everything the teacher says is wrong!”

Teacher: “You are stupid.”

Student: “We are smart.”

Teacher: “ Stop!"

Student: "Continue!"

Teacher: "Stop now!"

Student: "Let's continue now!" Say it!”

Teacher: “You stupid pigs, I say stop!”

Student: “We are all geniuses, we say continue!”

Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!"

Students: "Teacher, listen to us!"

Teacher: "Students must listen to the teacher!"

Student: "Teachers have to listen to their students!"

Teacher: "Stop practicing now!"

Student: "Now let's continue practicing!"

Teacher: "Are you done?"

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!"

Teacher: "Then stop! idiot! ”

Student: “Then we should continue!” genius! ”

After that, the teacher walked out of the classroom angrily holding the book in his arms.