If your wife is angry, trick her.

If the wife is angry, trick her. 1 1. With the coming of Christmas Eve, I will say to you: Always safe. Let this peaceful melody accompany you all your life.

2. I feel very happy if I can see you often; As long as I snuggle up to your petite body, I won't be lonely.

If the person you like doesn't like you, you will still feel lonely even if people all over the world like you.

4. I really love you. If you like, I am willing to use my not so broad shoulders to hold up a sky without injustice for you.

Today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will … marry you!

6. Carve your name in your heart. Wherever you go, when you write down your name, please remember that you wrote it in my heart!

7. People always don't have so much happiness in happy moments, and they feel quite happy without it.

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I miss you so much.

I am sure that from now on, in the future, you are my only love, and I also know that in this changeable world, you will be the constant love.

10, how much love can be repeated? Let's cherish every day we have. You said your heart would always be with me and never leave me!

1 1, if I can love you, I will choose to live in this world forever, even if the tears of missing make me unable to see other things clearly, I still choose to love you!

12, you are a flower, I am a green leaf to set off your beauty, you are the moon, I am a star to set off your beauty, you are tea, I am boiled water, can I soak you?

13, go left, go right, there are too many mistakes in the world of love. Meeting you is the greatest happiness in this life. I will cherish and love you forever.

14. Although we met online, I seem to have known you a long time ago! Although you and I are far apart! "I won't get married until you are famous" can describe us?

15, dear, please listen to me: "For you, I can spend nine days on the moon and go to the five oceans to catch turtles!" Because: that "moon" is you, and that "turtle" is you!

If the wife is angry, trick her, 2 1. Once the sea was difficult for water, it was always amber. Hurried through the flowers, lazy to look back; This reason is partly because of the ascetic monk, and partly because of who you used to be.

2. I really like you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

It is said that the Internet is a virtual world, but I feel it is a paradise. Because I can meet you here every day.

Knowing you is fate, liking you is feeling, and falling in love with you is happiness. I would rather face it with a smile than cry and say regret.

5. Is it wrong to like you? Why are you cursing me for thundering? Ok, let me love you once before you curse me to death!

6. The stars come in the moonlit night, and the migratory birds return in different seasons, but I don't know whether to wait for you or look for you.

7. When you leave, the seeds of missing sprout. Up to now, the tree is full of flowers, and every flower is thinking of you with painful thoughts! Miss you! Miss you!

I can't live without you. Please don't get angry. Although you look cute when you are angry, it is still not as good-looking as when you are happy.

9. Because of you, I was happy; Because of you, I was once confused; Because of you, I was injured; Because of you, I have no regrets in my life.

10, let's greet each other, warm words can dissolve the sadness of life; Let us depend on each other closely, and the power of missing can shorten time and space.

1 1, one person can't sleep, the whole world can't sleep, and happy insomnia is because he is afraid to close his eyes. What do you think of six o'clock? How to love you to the end?

12, if you like me, send me a message; If you like me, just call me; If you love me, then keep silent!

13, you know love is selfish! So my heart has not been mixed with any other thoughts so far. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that there is only you in my heart.

14, I really want to hide you, hide in my chest pocket, slowly melt you, and you will never leave! Hide you and only fall in love with me!

15, dear, I miss you so much. I haven't seen you for a few days, as if it had been a century. I am so excited to see you and say "I love you".

When I met you, I believed you were the only one for me. It's a pity that God separated us from each other. When can we build a love nest together?

2, you are happy, I am happy, and I deserve to pay more for you; I'm lucky to be on the same road as you, and you helped me go on happily.

3. I implore you deeply; Don't shut me out of your love, I can't lack your love for a minute. Only by winning your love can my life be brilliant.

Ice and snow can't cool my love for you, typhoon can't blow away my thoughts of you, noise can't drown out my feelings for you, and darkness can't hide my deep affection for you.

5. Loving someone means that the phone is connected and you suddenly don't know what to say. I wanted to hear the familiar voice, but what I really wanted to get through was a string in my heart!

6, looking at your eyes full of laughter, kissing your lips, honey dripping, looking at your appearance is really beautiful, I gently like your mood, love you forever!

7. Open my eyes. I only see you. Close my eyes. I only see you. Wear glasses. You are the only one in my four eyes. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

8. Love is a feeling, and you will feel happy even if you are in pain. Love is an experience, even if it is heartbreaking, it will feel sweet. Love is an experience, even if it is broken, it will feel beautiful.

9. nothing. I just miss you suddenly. It was only for a moment that I thought of you. In this emotional year, I just said, I like you. I miss you very much now.

10, when I don't have you in the middle of the night, I treat you as a pillow; When there is no you during the day, I regard you as the sun; One day, when you really leave, I am just a skeleton.

1 1. I want you to be the second happiest person in the world. You will ask: Why not be the first? Because I realize that you are so touching, I am the happiest person in the world!

12, without you, my world has no color; Without you, there are no white clouds in my sky; Without you, my body has no soul; Without you; My life is only tragedy!

13, I only care about you, just like birds need wings, fish can't leave water, and spring breeze can't blossom. Cherish every day with you and care about every year with you.

14, I always thought we could distinguish colors with our eyes, but I don't know if there are too many layers that make us unable to see each other clearly, or if those colors haven't changed, just our hearts.

15, let me hold your hand and lead your dream and mine to a bright future. I will always walk with you, no matter Qian Shan or the ends of the earth. You were my lover in a previous life.

16, dear, I once hugged you and said, if only we were left in the world. You said: With you, there is only us in the world. I'm so touched. I love you all my life.

17, love is a feeling, even if it is painful, it will feel happy; Love is an experience, even if it is heartbreaking, it will feel sweet; Love is an experience, even if it is broken, it will feel beautiful.

18, right or wrong, I want to say sorry on this beautiful day. If our acquaintance in the vast sea of people is the fate arranged by heaven, let's start from the beginning.

19, the first time I saw you, my heart was like water boiled with red wine, with a slight excitement. Without you, it's like French fries without ketchup. I hope you can understand my heart.

20. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me.

If the wife is angry, trick her, 4 1. Is it wrong to like you? Why are you cursing me for thundering? Ok, let me love you once before you curse me to death!

I can't live without you. Please don't get angry. Although you look cute when you are angry, it is still not as good-looking as when you are happy.

3, let's greet each other, warm words can resolve the sadness of life; Let us depend on each other closely, and the power of missing can shorten time and space.

4. You should know that love is selfish! So my heart has not been mixed with any other thoughts so far. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that there is only you in my heart.

I am the string that you broke a thousand years ago. Travel through time and space, meet you with the waste heat of your fingers, without luxurious fragments, just seek ordinary warmth!

6. Do you know what it's like to miss someone? It's like drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning into tears for a long time. Honey, I miss you!

7. I am destined to love you. I will sit in the prison of love for you, and let love be locked in my chest all my life; I am destined to love you, my heart is broken for you, and I still miss your kindness.

8. When God creates a person, he must also create a person who loves him faithfully. So, if you are created by God, then I am the one who loves you faithfully.

9. My arm strength is not as good as that of Tai Sen, but it is enough to hold up a sky for you; My height does not cover Yao Ming, but the height of 80 can also give you a sense of security; Shoulder width is not the sky, but it can still be relied on!

10, talent is ugly; Handsome people earn less money; Those who earn more money don't care about their families; Too concerned about the worthless family; It is not romantic to be promising; Will be romantic and unreliable; Reliable and timid

1 1, who makes me move? (FM365), it's you. I said I only have eyes for you (Wahaha mineral water). Can you believe it? For you, once you have it, you have nothing to ask for (Fiyada)!

12, everything you do for me silently, heaven and earth know, I know! For this quiet gentleness, I am not afraid of the beauty fading, and I always spend a long night in expectation, but I don't regret it.

13, through the sweet imprint of years, my heart has deeply remembered you; Open the closed container of years. Collect the happy breath of life; Happiness is accompanied, and I will never cry with you!

14, dear, we experienced the baptism of rain and dew in early spring, the bath of sunshine in summer, the farewell of maple leaves in late autumn and the holy land of winter snow. Then, let's get married and leave footprints on the road to happiness.

15, I can't see through my heart. I only heard a mysterious voice in my trance. It was the moment when I met your face and my heart throbbed. I felt happy and lucky. Touch your chest and listen. Your heart is saying I love you.

16, there is a kind of love called letting go, and there is a kind of love called missing. I love you all my life. I miss you every day and leave you for your happiness. Pray for you in the face of the bright moon every month 15. May your life be happy and safe!

17, love is a silent language, giving you happiness and warmth, love is an action, giving you happiness every day; Look at this, you are the happiness of life, holding hands is the whole of life; Love is the step for you and me to move forward.

18, I will give you a love elixir, sincere, gentle, respectful, considerate and considerate. Take health as the medicine guide, tender as water, unlimited dosage. Long-term use, can grow old together.

19, waiting for your information because I love you; Hold a mobile phone and remember you; Read your mouth and miss your heart; Without you, I am depressed; I am very glad to meet you; Love you all my life, I will work hard; Miss you all my life!

20, Buddha said: 500 love letters in previous lives, in exchange for a gentle kiss in this life. If so, I'm willing to exchange 10 thousand love letters for your kiss. Kiss Valentine's Day, I really want to kiss you all my life!

2 1, lonely night, with you; Lonely days, with you by my side; When I am bored, I have you to chat with me; I will always remember your kindness to me; Just in time for the festival, let me say to you: Happy holidays, wife.

22. Moonlight is like a lamp, gently reflecting your soft dreams; The beautiful night sky is full of stars, reflecting your brilliant youth. You know, the throbbing stars are my eyes that stare at you silently for a long time.

23, like a person, it is February in spring, and there are still hidden buds. This shallow love, such as drinking tea, indifferent and speechless, picking flowers and cigarettes, is the snow in a silver bowl, but the Ting Yun flute is separated from the water, especially lingering.

24, your gentleness, I can't quit; I am deeply infatuated with your kindness; Your beauty makes me unforgettable; Your thoughtfulness fascinates me. I like everything about you. I am willing to protect you forever!

25. The smell of rain and flowers lingers. What stops between you and me is the warm current of mutual love. The truth of the feeling is beyond doubt. Lightning-like love makes me feel that you are around, when the meteor crosses the sky.

Wife: Thank you for every meal and every dress you cooked for me. You know, the real feelings are only those that can stand the dull time!

2, your happiness, I will build, your confusion, I will make up, your covetousness, I will satisfy, your willfulness, I will give in, I love you.

3. May our feelings, like the stream of a mountain stream, flow long and thin. May our life be as prosperous as the newborn sun. May our family, like the bright moon, be warm and beautiful. May we be happy forever and live a sweet life!

4, wife, you are like a jade girl, you are my heart, you are three quarters of my life, you are my lungs, if I can't see you one day, I will be extremely anxious.

5, baby, I love you, this worldly noise, worldly gains and losses are just fleeting, only love is eternal. I just want to use this life to have and protect this love, not to say forever, but to keep my heart forever!

6, the wind did not move, the flag did not move, it is my heart moving; Blue sky, green grass, people's hearts; You asked me how much I love you. Only the moon represents my heart.

I feel happy and safe with your company every day, 365 days a year. There are 24 hours in a day, and there is always your concern and happiness in your brow. Thank you for your daily companionship and concern. My life is so beautiful because of you. Wish us happiness forever!

Don't be angry, wife. I will listen to you in the future. I won't talk back to you. I want to wash clothes. I'll cook. I'll mop the floor. I will make money. I'll take care of it when I earn it. Smile.

Don't be sad, wife. Actually, I really love you. I really love you. Just like mice love rice, like wolves love sheep, like fish can't live without water, like beggars love chicken legs, like Yang Guo loves little dragon girls, like you love money. ...

10, I only have eyes for you, and only you make me unforgettable; There is only you in my heart, and only you let me create miracles; Love you hysterically!

1 1, I really want to accompany you to the Aegean Sea and let you and me settle down in the Aegean Sea; I really want to accompany you to Normandy, so that you and I can board the love Normandy; I really want to stay with you for half a month, so that you and I will always be sweet and romantic. Love you wholeheartedly!

12, wife, I miss you. I sent a message to harass you. I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart!

13, wife … I'm really stupid, you're angry! I don't even know how to cheer you up. But you are really the most beautiful woman in my heart, with the gentlest temper, the best food, the brightest mop, the cleanest clothes and the best housekeeper. I'm really lucky to marry you. I'm really happy.

I met her a long time ago, but we have been apart for a longer time. It is fate that you and I met. Once the sea was difficult for water, you were the most beautiful in my heart. You and I will always be together. I am lucky to have you with me in this life; It's enough to have you with me in my life!

15, holding your hand, destined to give you care as always; Kissing your lips is destined to give you the love of your life. You and I agree that in the spring season, your story will always exist in the four seasons of reincarnation. Love you, wife.

16, wife, don't be angry. Didn't you fancy that dress? I'll buy it tomorrow, and the hat you like. I'll pull your hair with you every day, take you to KFC and buy you a flower. For you. I am willing to give up everything. Smile!

17, wife, don't be angry. I won't smoke, drink, gamble or go to such occasions in the future. In the future, I will help you wash clothes, cook and procrastinate. I will make money. I will feed you and our baby alone. I will make you the most beautiful wife in the world.

18, if you are satisfied, please be your wife and be your servant. If you are sincere, you will be your lover. If you are a soul mate, you will be a happy lover. If you want to be a happy fool, your wife will be loved by everyone. You are the only one for me. Honey, I love you!

19, warm wishes, burning in my heart. The smile of hope brings me infinite affection. Your peace is my wish, and your sincerity is my happiness. Dear, I wish you a happy life.

20. Meeting you is my prison. I don't want to escape all my life. I just want to draw a prison for you. Falling in love is my baby. I never want to throw it away. I just want to give you a lucky bird. May you run happily with you.

2 1, the greatest luck is meeting you, the greatest happiness is falling in love with you, the greatest happiness is having your love, and the best thing is marrying you. Dear, love you all your life and be happy forever!

Wife, no matter how old you are, I will grow old with you. Don't cry. If you cry for one minute, I will be sad for life. Isn't there a song called mice love rice? Honey, you are rice and I am a mouse. I'd rather be a mouse of your generation.

23. Honey, don't cry. You know, if you cry for one minute, my life will be shortened by one day. If you want me to die early, you can cry for a few days! You have been crying for hours now, so I will live a few months less, and my wife will leave before you, but this can be redeemed, because every minute you laugh, I will live another day!

24, vows of eternal love, loves to talk, loves endlessly, and the love of both sides can't be finished. Care, love and pity are all yours.

25. No one and no one are destined to be together. Life is not long. Meeting you is the luckiest thing. I would like to warm your heart with my heart, hold your hand with my hand, walk through this long life together and give you happiness.

I have you in my life. I wish you a long life, never forgetting your two hearts, being accompanied by three students, loving forever, loving forever. I will watch for you in this life and accompany you silently.

27, wife, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for months.

28. Take care of your wife, remember that housework takes her place, roses express love, and chocolate makes her sweet. I wish you husband and wife love and happiness forever.

29. The love between you and me is not as deep as that between Romeo and Juliet; The meaning between you and me is not as real as that of butterfly lovers; But the love between you and me is absolutely pure. Never give up life!

30. The origin of past lives and the fate of this life-we met; Acacia at first sight, sweetness of knowing each other-we are in love; Never leave-we are together. Dear, thank you for accompanying me for so many years. I love you.

If my wife is angry, coax her, 6 1. Now I can only tell you frankly: please accept my little heart and fulfill my wish, because I love you!

When you smile, the world smiles back. Heart, wait, wait. I like the lilacs you gave me best. You are the Bai Baihe in my heart.

Marrying you is not my ultimate goal. I will grow old with you. I am willing to accompany you quietly, accompany you and spoil you.

4, faint, your worried eyes; Your affectionate eyes. Pure crescent spring, I am eager to be your reflection, but I am afraid to invest in bottomless echoes.

Valentine's day is coming again, and people who celebrate the holiday are like rabbits, waiting for their lover to call and taste the taste of love. May my lover become a happy love birds!

6. I wonder if you are okay now? Is it so easy? If you are enjoying happiness, please don't tell me. Please tell me if anything happens to you.

7. At dawn, happiness is around you. At noon, the sun is shining and the smile is in your heart. In the evening, when the sun sets, happiness will follow you all day. Care about your friends from morning till night!

8. Your heart loves you all your life, and your heart loves me. I'll only be sad if I don't see you. If there is no one around, please rest assured that you will change your mind, even if a thousand arrows go through your heart!

9. When you love him, you like to love the month when you were born. When I like him, I like plum blossoms. When I miss him, I say a few songs of Xijiangyue. When you expect him, you expect the moon. It was hard to say goodbye at the beginning, but today we don't give in to each other, like catching the bright moon under the water.

10, the stupidest person in the world is to love someone and not know what to do. This person is me. I will always think of you and do anything for you. Do you have any ideas about the future?

1 1, red rose, offer a piece of true feelings; Intoxicating red wine, blending sweet and infinite; Warm years, a romantic place; The spoony eyes are full of true love. Dear, I love you forever!

12, I'm afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I'll cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

13, as long as the heart is connected with the heart, you are a picture I can't get enough of; I am a book you can't finish reading. I will always look at your beauty, and you will always look at my depth-forever, love will never move.

14. If I can, I want you to accompany me through this life. If I can, I want you to accompany me forever. I'm just one of them. Row down the sky, no one can feel it, row down the horizon, I wonder if it excites you?

15, send a wish to two missing places, scald three or two good wines, put four dishes of side dishes, talk about all corners of the country, celebrate six years of best friends, draw seven clever drunken fists, say eight words of advice, wish you a long life and all the best.

16, when you are alone, people are happy. When two people are together, one is carefree. When half a person, this person's heart is worried about another person, because this person loves another person.

17, I can't breathe without you; I don't have the strength to see you; I can't see you, I'm blind; I can't see you, I lose my memory; Life is meaningless without you. Come to me, dear!

18, there are always some people who come safely, wait quietly and never give up; There are also some people, who are as strong as wine and intoxicated, but wake up and have nowhere to find them; Countless encounters, countless farewells, may you find true love between coming and going.

19, I have no romantic life in Tang Bohu, but you will always be Chou-heung in my heart; I don't have the talent of Xu Zhimo, but you will always be Lu Xiaoman in my heart; I am not as handsome as Jack, but you will always be Ross in my heart! I love you forever!

20. The space in my heart is full of affection; Getting along is always too short, and acacia is always too sweet; Love lights dim, like wine lingering; The ideological trend is surging and the sea is blue; I think about you all the time. How can I solve this situation? Only hug you forever!

2 1, pastoral, hand in hand with Sangyu, indulging in our pure love is my happiest thing, and it is my greatest wish to dedicate myself to our extraordinarily enchanting and happy home. Honey, come on!

22, sweet words do not need to say a lot, it is sincere; You don't need to be too tired to do everything yourself, just be reliable; You don't need to be too romantic before and after the flowers, just hold hands; Swear to love my wife and be a happy partner!

23. When you read this message, I am no longer your boyfriend. From now on, don't tell anyone that I am your boyfriend, because I will attend all kinds of activities related to you as your husband.

24. Listening to the love songs filled with happiness and looking at your shining head, I am both happy and flustered. I stared blankly but never dared to send you a message, for fear that I might say something wrong and miss the person you love most!

25. Your smile, like a spring breeze, stirs my loneliness; Your sweetness, like the charm of summer flowers, stirs my tenderness; Your eyes, like a glass of wine, intoxicate my sober mind; Miss you, miss you, really love you, and wish you happiness!