Humorous and interesting greeting messages

The person who sent me the message-① Love succeeded; 2 business is booming; 3 promotion and wealth; 4 feel better; ⑤ Good health; 6. High test scores; The most important thing is that you are in a better mood!

Matters needing attention on weekends: it is forbidden to have fun alone and ignore me, to forget me completely in games and entertainment, to eat big fish and meat irregularly, and to idle away and not contact me. The weekend is coming, so be sure to remember the above ~

God, let those who forget me, don't contact me, don't call, don't send messages, don't miss me, don't miss me fall into the toilet! Oh, my God, flush it with water!

What plants and animals are like chickens? 3, 2, 1, time's up! Stupid, so I can't guess. The answer is trees and horses, because digital cameras (trees and horses are like chickens)! Hehe, pass it on to the next Benben!

A asks B: "Let me ask you a question. Someone won the grand prize and made a song title! " "b:" Congratulations on getting rich? "A:" No! Think again! B: Is the God of Wealth there? " A: "That's not right! It's too bad it wasn't you! "

Patient: "Doctor, please tell me the truth. Is my illness really serious? " Doctor: "Let's put it this way: if I can cure you, I will become quite famous."

It's getting cold, but you still stick to your routine: walking, jogging, doing exercises, practicing boxing, hiking, climbing trees, swinging, somersaulting, eating bananas, breaking corn ... Hey, monkey, I wish you early success!

Nowadays, more and more people play tricks, and fewer and fewer people play crafts; More and more people publish books, and fewer and fewer people study; There are more mistresses and fewer grandmothers; Looking around, there are more and more people who don't talk, and fewer and fewer people talk. Considering you, you need talent, beauty, foresight and courage. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars have a flat tire. I want to make a phone call, but since my financial crisis has not passed, I decided to send you a short message, wishing you a happy World Youth Day!

Are you bored at work? Flip a coin: surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, work when you stand up, work hard when you stand up, and apply for overtime if you break down. If you drop two coins, you can quit your job and go back to tossing coins every day!

A cat went crazy after a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the cat took care of the mouse in every way, and the mouse soon became fat. The mouse was very moved: "Why are you so kind to me?" The cat smiled and said, "You'll know when you get fat."

Pray for the arrival of the god of wealth and congratulate you on making a fortune; Pray for a full moon and a happy love; Pray that when spring returns to the earth, everything will recover; Pray that your dream will come true. Dear friends, Happy New Year!

The total area of intestines is 200 square meters on average, and the place where we live is not as big as ours. We might as well take a shit! It is worse than "shit"!

A good cup of tea can relieve stress and relax; Good books can wash the mind and broaden the horizon; A trip can increase your knowledge and broaden your horizons! The weekend is here again, let's go out and relax together!

The performance of depravity: the morning begins at noon; Time is basically spent on the computer; Serious lack of exercise; Indulge in games; Three meals are not balanced. None of this matters. The most important thing is that you haven't invited me to dinner for a long time!

Short message function is good, and greetings are well conveyed; Winter is good, health needs to be done well; It's good to add clothes when it's cold, and it's good to drink soup when it's dry; Exercise is good, fruits and vegetables moisten the stomach well; Care early. I wish you all the best in winter.

Greetings are used to warm the heart, and repeated hair is used to convey care; With continuous sending, greetings are within reach and friends' hearts are closer. Repeated attention will strengthen friendship.

Winter health care reminder: go out less in the morning and evening to avoid catching a cold; Exercise more in the afternoon to enhance physical fitness; Go out and add clothes to prevent cold flow; Stay away from flu and reduce pathogens. Send a message, send a message to every friend.

No matter how high the martial arts are, I am afraid of kitchen knives; No matter how good the intelligence is, a brick will fall; Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others take a taxi to find it! I sent my regards to you last Monday, so that others can envy and hate it!

Is anybody there? I am a deliveryman, please check: life is safe and happy; A thriving future and career; Sweet love and good mood; Thank you forever for your good luck, please be sure to collect it!

It's freezing in the cold, so pay attention to three points in daily life: ① Learn from pigs, go to bed early and get up late; 2 learn from bears and add clothes in time; (3) Learn from kittens and run away when nothing happens. Care about hair, report more when you have time, and let me know that you are all right.

Pay attention to cool down in late autumn and take care of yourself. Go out and add clothes in the morning and evening to prevent colds and runny noses; Be alert to the flu and do more exercise and exercise; Don't forget my reminder, or I'll beat you.

When the cold wave strikes, send a message to a friend: Hey! The temperature is diving recently, remember to put more grass in the nest! Pay attention to continuous hair, share humorous short colors, enhance charm, and your popularity is the best! May friendship be deep and friends never slip away.

Happiness put you on a wanted order, and you were dispatched by land, sea and air: peace was contained at sea, health was promoted inland, happiness was bombed in the air, and short messages located you. I suggest you give up resistance and give in easily.

God told me, I don't bless you on weekends, national treasures don't eat, the rooster lay eggs, the sun darkens, and the earth stops immediately. In order to prevent chaos in the world, I have to wish you: double your money, happiness and peace!

The fruits of the four seasons are fresh, and the blessings will never change. I wish you all the best in "orange", peace every day, all the best in "apricot", all the best in "persimmon", all the best in "peach" and all the best in "plum" Life is like a cantaloupe, and you will be happy forever!

It's the weekend again, and I still wish: May you unload all your troubles, turn off all your boredom, mute all your alarm clocks, embrace all your happiness, embrace all your blessings and have a good sleep at the weekend!

May all your troubles in this life be killed, and your sadness will go up in smoke. Sorrow will find another job and pain will be washed away. Disappointment no longer comes, and sorrow no longer comes. World hand washing day, happiness is with you!

More money and less money is a good thing. Ugly people are handsome, just pleasing to the eye; There are fewer people and more old people, and they are in good health; If the family is poor and rich, it is good to be kind; In a person's life, peace is good; At the weekend, just be happy!

Hard-earned tickets, running around day and night for seats; Buy a house, a car, a wife, and support their parents for their children; Have a hard time, don't forget to take care of yourself Men's Health Day, I wish you health and happiness!

When the weekend comes, Mr. Happy invites you to the weekend party, so that Miss Happy can dance with you, Brother Healthy can toast you, Sister Ping can chat with you, and happy children can hip-hop around you. Have a nice weekend.

Autumn wind blows gently and the weather is dry; Drink more boiled water and less alcohol, eat more fruits and vegetables and eat less meat. Peace China wishes you peace and happiness every day!

Near or far, as long as someone cares and someone wants to; Whether you have money or no money, as long as you are healthy and happy; Whether you are a new friend or an old friend, it is enough to send a message to say hello. I wish you happiness!

It's cold and cool in late autumn, so don't catch a cold if you add clothes in time, go to bed early and get up early, be in good spirits, eat more fruits to prevent autumn dryness, the wind is light and the clouds are light, and the weather is fine. Take friends and relatives to climb the mountain to watch and send text messages to express their concern. I wish you good health and all the best!

A week's salary is the boss, and big tickets are thrown into the sky. Two weeks' salary is a hero, and the receipt is brilliant. After three weeks' salary, the poor man was sweating with a few copper coins. Go begging around payday and surround yourself with friends. Moonlight people who feel the same way, please turn around consciously!

After going to kindergarten, I lost my innocence; I lost my childhood after primary school; After junior high school, I lost my happiness; After high school, I lost my mind; I lost my pursuit after going to college; It's the weekend, don't lose your happiness.

It's getting cold, autumn geese are coming, and the first frost is coming. The precautions are: eat persimmon diced to prevent runny nose; Eat chestnuts to nourish the stomach and strengthen the spleen; Eat onions to prevent old and cold legs; Eating mutton nourishes the body; Exercise more and keep fit; More interaction, friends come from afar; This short message contains my sincerity; This blessing contains my true feelings. I wish my friends health and happiness every day!

The first frost and the first frost are blessings! Good luck, good luck and high popularity! Happy birthday, I wish you a long and healthy life! God of wealth, I wish you good fortune! The first frost is coming, I wish you good health and a happy mood!

It's autumn in a blink of an eye, and I miss you all the time. Although the distance is far away, my concern for you has not diminished; Don't forget your friend's concern, send a message to remind you; Rest more when the weekend comes, and embrace happiness and good mood!

This message is meaningless, but it's actually a little something. It's boring if you don't read it, and it's even more boring if you don't understand it. I mean meaning. Interesting and boring have the same meaning: make you dizzy.

Care for life, travel in a civilized way, and resolutely resist speeding, overcrowding, overloading and fatigue driving. The Traffic Patrol Corps of Jiangsu Provincial Public Security Department will join hands with you to build a safe, harmonious and happy home.

Dear rabbit, open the door. Today is the opening day. I wish you come in: open the door and bless China Antai. The door of happiness is open, and happy things are happy every year. As soon as the auspicious door is opened, the auspicious star shines high and is auspicious. When the door of wealth opens, wealth gathers in all directions.

The gap between rich and poor is getting bigger and bigger! Some people say it is a social problem, some people say it is an economic problem, and some people say it is an institutional problem. I want to say: it is a problem that the text message didn't arrive in time. Happy World Poverty Eradication Day! I wish you a lot of money!

Gold is more precious than silver, platinum is more precious than gold, diamond is more precious than platinum, emotion is more precious than diamond, and you are more precious than emotion. Friend, it's cold, keep warm and don't catch a cold!

Peanuts, chestnuts and red dates, healthy to run with you; Walnut almond brown sugar, happiness has nowhere to hide; Rice, millet and corn have unparalleled luck; All the happiness elements are put into the pot and cooked into porridge for you, and a happy life surrounds you.

It is not advisable to eat more ginger in autumn, and it is easy to hurt the lungs in autumn. Ginger contains gingerol, which can secrete gastric juice and excite the intestine. Eating more will aggravate the dehydration and dryness of the human body, so friends must pay attention!

Send a message at the weekend, move your fingers to strengthen contact, the future will be frank and smooth, the husband and wife will be harmonious and sweet, and the disease will not break out. Happiness and luck are blessings, you are proud of yourself! Have a nice weekend!

Listen to your parents when you are young; Go to school and listen to the teacher; If you work, you should listen to the leader; Married, listen to your wife. It's the weekend, please listen to a friend's words: relax and have more rest!

Confess? The language is awkward! Greetings? Words are poor! Don't worry, I'll send you tips again and again, and it's easy to get touching love words and thoughtful greetings. Pass on emotions, share happiness, and let romance reach the tenderest corner of TA's heart.

Life can't be without a smile, without a friend's smile, without a contact friend, without a mobile phone, without a short message, without a blessing! Have a nice weekend!

I asked for four smiles for you in front of the Buddha: smile a little and your troubles will run away; Smile a little, and there will be less sadness; Sweet smile, youth is not old; Ha ha ha smile, good luck! Smile after reading the message!

It's weekend, be happy; Send you a message; Laugh at it; Ok, reply; Forward it and bless it; Pass it on, happy; He smiles and you are happy; Happy * * * sharing, happy you, me and him!