Tricky text messages that disturb others' sleep

1. If you have a fever in one ear, it's because I miss you; If you have a fever in both ears, it's because everyone is missing you; If your whole head has a fever, it's because you have a cold. Take your medicine quickly!

2. The melon at the foot of Dongshan Mountain is called wax gourd, the melon on the west lake is called watermelon, the melon outside Nantianmen is called pumpkin, and what about the melon in the sand beside Nice Lake? Stupid, "Nice Shagua"! Haha, just kidding, how are you?

3. Meeting you is the beginning of my heart. Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. Unfortunately-I sent it to the wrong person.

4. You have changed! Become so strange, you are no longer the familiar one in your memory! Looking at your strange face, my heart is broken. How can you change from a cute tadpole to a toad?

5. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. I am fascinated by your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and even the way you sleep! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice, and you always lose hair!

6. I made a wish on the starry sky, hoping that every star would have a good wish, and implored God to send all these blessings to you. God said that as long as the person you bless hits his head against the wall three times, he can receive them!

7. Female nurse: What did you say to Huang Yaoshi who delivered the medicine just now? Patient A: East evil. I want him to teach me the Nine Yin True Classics. Patient B: I asked him to betroth his daughter Huang Rong to me. Hehe, he promised!