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Laugh at other people's sentences

People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people in.

7. It is difficult to draw a tiger, and people know its face but not its heart.

8. When your mother gave birth to you, you looked back!

9. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

10, once you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the roads.

1 1, you are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

12. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I don't think it matters if you have three layers outside your face.

13, everyone is made in China, don't be a bitch.

14, look at your child's length. I'm really sorry about the head type, the head type is sorry about the face type, the face type is sorry about the neck type, and the neck type is sorry about the body type. You are a freak!

15, you can't even buckle the wall with a slap.

16, what can I say, as long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

17, you think it is redundant, but in fact … you are really redundant.

18, cool charm, I look left and right, you are a anthomaniac!

19, if not, just sum up in one sentence: I don't want to argue with you, for fear of polluting my mouth!

20. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

2 1, fighter in slag, VIP in slag.

22. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

23. If you are a flower, cows will not dare to shit in the future;

24. It doesn't make any sense just to steal others' plagiarism.

Maybe your own incompetence makes you feel so insecure.

26. Your teeth are really white (you are so black).

27. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

28, face first, unable to return to heaven.

29, no matter how good it is, it is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!

30. All the places of interest you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will also become history.

3 1, can you not lose face? I lost it. What will I lose in the future? Save some for later use.

32. Anyway, don't let me see you again. If I see you, I will kill you!

33. Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo.

34. If you think you are the sun, others will have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

35, born to be a cucumber, owe to shoot!

36. Look at your weak clothes every day. When I saw your mother, I immediately understood what a young lady's body is and what a girl's life is.

37. You are not as good as a bear when standing, and not as good as a caterpillar when lying down. Don't play the hero in front of me. Don't think that eating some spinach makes you a Popeye. Don't yell at me.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

39. Do you deserve to talk about quality? Are you afraid of bad mouth? What are the skills of barking dogs? Only if you really bit me can it be considered severe.

40. The light is on! Thank you. I specialize in helping people solve problems. I don't care about the rest!

4 1. Look at you eating for a week and you've lost weight!

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

43. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

44. When you smile, the wolf hanged himself. When you scream, the chicken flies and the dog jumps. When it stopped, it smelled bad. When you look at it, the world is shocked. You sweat, lice suffer. You are uglier than a ghost without dressing up. When you dress up, ghosts will paralyze you.

45. You don't need to carry a weapon when you go out. Your appearance is an excellent weapon, so deadly.

46. It's not your fault that you are ugly, but it's your fault that you are scary!

47, you are not smart, but also learn from others!

48. I thought you were just a middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.

49. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Seeing you makes me feel like I'm at the scene of a car accident.