Tell me a mobile text message that is humorous, love-related, and fresh.

1gt; Can any knowledgeable person explain to me what love is? Although I can't explain it clearly, I can feel it. Love is just like what I feel for you now? Do you feel it?

2gt; Vow: We will miss each other every day, but we will not see each other every day! I am responsible for being beautiful and charming, and you are responsible for working hard to make money! You can fall in love with others, but don't let me find out. If you were to meet me, huh... cook noodles with rat poison.

3gt; Occasionally there is a meteor flying in the sky, and many people will make wishes for it, so that everyone's wish will come true. If it were me, I would make the most important wish in my life.

4gt; Wherever you go, our hearts will be locked together tightly. Even if this life is over, we will still have life after life! I love you, I'm waiting for you

5gt; Someone said that when you miss someone, look up at the moon. If the moon turns blue, it means the person you miss is also there. Miss you. Every day I can hope that the moon will turn blue

6gt; There is no sand in the world, but I think you can make a sand fall from the sky, and finally there will be the Sahara.

7gt; There is a saying that liking someone does not mean owning him/her, but I don’t think so. If you like someone but cannot own him/her, I would rather not like him and spend time forgetting him/her.

8gt; The stars are my eyes gazing at you; the breeze is my hands caressing you; the tears of concern are brighter than the stars, and the mood of lovesickness is gentler than the breeze!

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10gt; When you are by my side, I will forget everything in the world, because you are almost everything, no one can replace you, when my hand is holding your hand, you are not You will know how satisfied I am!

11gt; My dear, how have you spent the year without me? Have you ever looked up at the sky? Has that lovely moon turned blue?

12gt; For my sake, please take good care of yourself. Eat when you are hungry, dress when you are cold, sleep when you are sleepy, and call me when you miss me. Turn your head when you see a handsome guy. !

13gt; For a moment, let me take up 10 seconds of your time and tell you something irrelevant... I am... thinking... thinking of you...!

14gt; (You) don’t love me, just let me go, don’t take pleasure in my suffering and not leave me, (you) don’t love me, just let me go, don’t let me down She said she loved me again when she was cold!

15gt; We should miss each other every day but don’t miss each other every day. I am responsible for being beautiful and charming, and you are responsible for working hard to make money. You can fall in love with others, but don’t be discovered by me. If you are discovered by me, huh, rat poison. Boil

16gt; Spring gives life to the earth, trees give oxygen to living things, the sun gives heat to the earth, you give me the reason to live

17gt; The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I am waiting for your big call; I will live for you, die for you, and stay with you all my life. (Sent to the wrong person)

18gt; There is only one rose, give it to me. You only have one relationship, don't hide from it. If you still love me, kiss me, get clean and wait for me on the bed, completely naked.