Who can help me compile a short message about my account, and it is the most funny and not hurtful, thank you.

1, the best friend is that you have no money and I support you. Pay me back as soon as you have money.

2. Honesty and comfort are the key to getting along with good friends. I don't want you to borrow money from me, and I don't want you to be careful when you pay me back. This is how good friends get along.

3. Borrow money to see friends and pay back money to see character.

When you borrow money from me, please don't say the repayment period. Unless you are sure you can pay me back, I will think about when you will pay me back and why you haven't paid me back yet. If this worry bothers me for too long, I don't think I will lend you money so readily next time.

I didn't say anything when you borrowed money from me, but when I asked you to pay back the money, you had a thousand words.

6. It is best to pay off the debts in this world, and whatever you owe will do. It's just that people's hearts are changeable, and the balance of paying back debts has never been equal. It is difficult to be equal on both sides of the balance, so we have to owe money and pay it back. Mysterious heart and mysterious world.

7. Be careful when borrowing money. Who can borrow, who can't borrow, must know; If you have the courage to borrow money, you must have the consciousness of not paying it back.

8. Don't owe money to your friends for too long, and don't ask them to pay it back many times. Otherwise, you can't expect him to contact you again after you pay back the money. Friends should trust each other, right?