For a humorous and personalized signature, should it be short and concise?

1. Why do you talk more nonsense than Hunan Satellite TV’s advertisements?

2. I want to be thin and light up all the obscene fat people

3. There are no inseparable couples, only mistresses who don’t work hard

4. No trace of hair left, and dandruff becomes more prominent

5. Use the landlord’s toothbrush to clean the toilet when you feel depressed

6. Cucumbers are about taking photos, life is about having fun

7. Brains are daily necessities, not decorations

8. People with tattoos are not necessarily gangsters. Maybe it’s Yue Fei

9. The most painful thing in the world is not the separation between life and death, but the exam. Others are reviewing and I am pre-study

10. Your smile is brighter than in the sun That piece of shit is still brilliant

11. If two people are together for a long time, it would be romantic to stare at each other.

12. My heart is not a bus, it’s not that you just sit down if there is space

13. Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, just count the moon

14. Mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat

15. My ears are not trash cans, don’t throw anything here

16. If sister dies, give it Sister, burn my brother

17. You call me diving brother for fun, but you call me lurking for fun

18. The most useless thing in the world is your salary slip. If you look at it, you will get angry and wipe it. The butt is too thin

19. False illnesses cannot be cured by medicine, but true sorrow cannot be solved by drinking

20. Sorry, the signature is too personal and the system cannot display it, please refresh

< p>21. Life is like poop, and we are intoxicated in it like dung beetles.

22. Leave the last sip of water to the comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice

23. Some people look much better than real people when they put on a facial mask

24. I also want to be an elegant lady. Forced to become a shrew.

25. The most common thing a thick-skinned person says is: I will treat you well.

26. Do you know what a big shot is? She is a little person who keeps working hard

27. For men, having breasts is a mother. For women, money means a man.

28. Looking at your photos, I was so excited that I wanted to make them black and white and hang them on the wall!

29. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a shot of snow beer.

30. Eat all your money and use up your health, gamble all your money and whoring all your energy, and you will die. 31. Excuse me: Is it the sun or the moon in the sky? I'm sorry, I'm not from here!

32. The reason for refusing to confess is often that we are not from the same world and it is inappropriate. Am I from Mars? Not suitable for people on earth?

33. I am now trying to make money to buy a plane ticket for 2012

34. Don’t charge me, because I have caller ID here

35. Do you think that you are beautiful when others call you Youlemei? Do you know that Youlemei is a disposable product?

36. Change signatures every day. It’s free anyway.

37. The boss burst into tears when he came to the bowl.

38. I chase and chase you with Cupid’s arrows, and you wear a bulletproof vest and fly.

40. Death is not scary. The scary thing is that you dare not die.

41. Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk if he becomes a monk because the sutras he recites are so nice

42. A must-have prop for a Spring Festival Gala magician: Dong Qing!

43. Life is like anxiety. There are no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.

44. 10086 is still good to me. I sent him a right text message and he replied to me 3 .

45. The mistress cried. Because Xiaosi broke his beautiful life.

46. Salary is like a big aunt, once a month and gone in about a week

47. Every girl wants to have a eighth brother, but unfortunately not everyone can You can be Qingchuan

48. Man, man, I hope you are a good person.

49. My character is good, so my parents have no worries.

50. As the sun sets in the west, heartbroken people dance away.

51. Goods have an expiration date and people hate things. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

52. What you say is like a young lady saying she is pure

< p>53. Build your own road, dig other people’s roads, and let others build the road with me

54. Believe it or not, I can’t dig it out even if I slap you on the wall

55. White-collar workers are nothing, raising pigs is fashionable

56. The computer has the same language as me. Every time I look at it gently, it will freeze subconsciously

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57. Why is the RMB so expensive? Because Grandpa Mao is the spokesperson

58. God created virgins, men created women

59. In this era, Wukong is pursuing leopard print fashion Sexy

60. The cashier said: I don’t have any change. I’ll give you two plastic bags. 61. Others laugh at me because I’m crazy, and I laugh at others for their cross-eyes.

62. As long as you have deep skills , take your shit seriously

63. Just listen to English songs. I've been listening to it for half a year and it doesn't bother me at all. Because I don’t understand.

64. Everyone else eats longevity noodles on their birthdays, but I eat dried noodles on my birthday.

65. After watching the Lotus Lantern, I discovered that Chang’e is a homebody.

66. Brushing your teeth is a mixed blessing. Hold the cup in one hand and the washing utensil in the other.

67. You can run away with her with peace of mind and I will stand guard for you

68. At first, I was your oxygen, then, I was air, and finally, I became carbon dioxide< /p>

69. My dad expressed his opinion on my gaining weight: If I didn’t have Han Hong’s life, I would still have Han Hong’s disease.

70. When buying baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what kind of stuffing they are

71. What are bad people? Men who take off their pants during the day and women who don’t take off their makeup at night.

72. Minecraft. No one is allowed to interfere. You are here, please sit inside

73. A: There is food on your teeth B: If you want to eat it, I will take it off for you

74. I can do anything except temptation. Resist

75. The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there

76. Use the blues spirit of hip-hop to live an erhu-like life

77. No matter whether I am beautiful or not, I will still make you confused.

78. You’d better not hate me. There are so many people who hate me, and you can’t rank them.

79. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, so life goes by It’s like nonsense

80. Sleeping is an art and no one can stop me from pursuing art

81. Will the child produced by the cooperation of two people with blood type B have 2B blood type? ?

82. We will know what happens tomorrow the day after tomorrow

83. Your left brain is water, your right brain is powder, and it turns into paste when you move

84.2.14 I must go to the supermarket and crush all the chocolates to see who can give them away!

85. The wisdom of the school is: we won’t let you do whatever you want.

86. Women like bad boys, not bad-looking boys.

87. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

88. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn’t even have to drink the northwest wind...

89. There are so many liars and fools that there are obviously not enough

< p>90. I have never been deceived because those who deceived me are not human beings

91. It is better to give roses on Valentine’s Day than to give cauliflower, which can be eaten and save money.

92. The promise you said is as difficult to fulfill as eating shit, but it is as easy to say it as taking shit.

93. Since Einstein discovered the theory of relativity, the world has There are no absolutes anymore.

94. Since ancient times, everyone has to die early or late.

95. There are always thirty days a month when I don’t want to go to school

96. Valentine's Day is not scary. What's scary is that you don't spend it with the same person every year.

97. The fool stole the beggar’s wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute roared, which frightened the deaf man. The lame man flew up, and the madman said: Oh, everyone, please be sensible

98. If you fall down, stand up and change into a good-looking posture before falling down again.

99. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out a long time ago

100. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of you. Death

101. The most charming person is Master Kong, thousands of people visit him every day

102. Fish can’t live without water, and people can’t live without boats. If you don't pay, people will go into the water and the fish will come into the boat.

103. Don’t think that just because you have a bird feather on your body, you are an angel

104. The advantage is that it is useless at critical moments

106. Only when you hold your hand will you know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave

107. If you are a stupid pig, someone will kill you. People are stupid and can't help it.

108. The Asian Games is a group of people who need exercise sitting in the stands, watching some people who need a rest, playing life-threatening exercises.

109. Just because you expose half of your butt doesn’t mean you’re sexy, it just means you bought too small a pair of underwear

110. Whose girl lends it to me, and I’ll give it back to you next year.

111. If something goes wrong, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

112. When I love you, whatever you say is what I say. What do you say you are when I don't love you.

113. Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a sow a few days ago, and I thought it was pretty and delicate.

114. I would rather be fat and delicate. Don't be too thin.

115. The difference between an affair and an affair is that the former has it but the latter has not