Talk about the post-90s personality. Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

First, we always miss the truest and most beautiful things when we least know them.

Third, in love, we must learn to be content, because it is not easy to meet the right person. If he can treat you well, he should cherish it.

Fourth, only blame us for being too young, wanting love but not giving each other the future they want.

5. Ancestor, I'll burn some homework for you and help me do more. Can you pull my teacher over and ask?

6. You must have had a time when others pointed at your sore spot and you could only laugh foolishly. You are afraid that others will say that you can't take a joke, so you bend over with laughter and even cry. We always compromise others and hurt ourselves. So, be good to yourself, because no one will treat you as the world.

Seven, you don't like me, this is a disease, must be cured. I like you. This is a disease. There is no cure.

Eight, accidentally think of old friends, I habitually open the space, but it shows: Sorry, this space is only open to people designated by the host, and I suddenly froze! Then, it doesn't matter. Some people will fade out of your world forever.

9. How many couples have been separated by League of Legends, and how many online romances have been realized by dazzling dancing and flying cars?

You are in love with a quiet girl, so you have to accept her introversion. You are in love with an extroverted girl, so you should accept her debauchery.

Eleven, in fact, I have been behind you, but you turned around.

Twelve, the fault is a short-lived regret, but the miss is forever.

Thirteen, a handsome confession is a confession, and an ugly confession is a painful realization of sexual harassment.

14. I love you at this age, not because you have a car and a house, but because it was sunny that day and you were wearing my favorite shirt.

15. Everyone who values good night has a lover in his heart.

Sixteen, my name and your name are either on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone of the funeral.

Seventeen, people may be divided into three or six grades, but people's feelings can't be graded. You can discriminate against a person, but you can't discriminate against his love for another person. Love is our wealth, you know?

18. Clocks can go back to the starting point, but not yesterday. Love can go back to the original point, but it's not like before.

Nineteen, maybe one day, we will eventually become what we used to hate most.

No one can share the real pain with you. You can only change it from one shoulder to the other.

Silence is a girl's biggest cry.

22. If you don't meet, don't miss it?

Don't talk to me about life, you weren't born.

If you focus on all the bad things, you will miss all the good things.

Twenty-five, the first lie in life usually begins with writing a composition.

Twenty-six, fearless and lonely. Because someone in this world must be trying to come to you.

Twenty-seven, I wish you a long life and die alone. You are welcome!

I am not a strong person, but I know that I have to pretend to be strong when I should be strong.

Twenty-nine, gold always shines, mirrors always reflect light, and scum had better die.

Thirty, your appearance is like a light, shining my black and blue in front of the world.

Thirty-one, have you been writing delete, delete and write, and never press send?

Thirty-two, he opened QQ and saw a message from a girl who had a secret crush for three years: Husband, I need money and remit it to XXX. He smiled and remitted 200 yuan to the pirates without saying anything. Then I called the girl to confess, and soon we were together. This is a beautiful story. It is said that only 10% of children's shoes can understand.

One had better remember that the stars are not too good, because the more memories, the less happiness.

Don't read the words or messages of the person you care about, you will find that you are just one in his world.

35. Not contacting you on your own initiative does not mean that you are not important, but because I know that I am not important to you.

Talk about the characteristics of domineering. Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

First, indifference does not mean forgetting, but it must be alienated.

Second, when I first met you, I didn't know that I would like you so much at present.

I threw it away, and now I have nothing. I have no regrets. I want to pursue the happiness I want Old age is the reason for my struggle, because it is what I want.

Fourth, trust is like a piece of paper. It's wrinkled, even if it's smoothed, it can't be restored.

You ruined me now, and I will ruin you later, no matter who you are.

Sixth, the person who accompanied us to the initial stage was not the unforgettable person, but the most suitable person.

7. I want what I like, no matter how ugly. What I don't like, no matter how beautiful or handsome.

Eight, I hate people I don't know joking with me, and I hate people I know joking with me.

I don't like people touching my things, my people.

Your world is so vast. Where am I?

Eleven, is there anyone like me who is so badly hurt just to get a weight?

Teachers always say that our dream is to go to college, but our dream is to be a master.

Never mind that people who don't understand you criticize you. Dogs only bark at people they don't think.

Thirteen, the happiest time for a group is to find the right person, who will accommodate your habits and love everything about you!

We broke up, but we still love each other. We can't get back together, we can only live in peace!

-In a previous life, you must have suddenly turned around and died with a broken neck.

15. The person who kneels in the crowd to tie your shoelaces must be the one who deserves your love, because you don't need to face in front of true love.

Sixteen, you are just a substitute for a group I forgot, and now I want to find a new person to replace you. -Zhang (original)

I don't like automation because I'm afraid it will turn into narcissism at first.

It's not that I have no temper, I'm just scared.

Nineteen, fireworks are only a moment of beauty, and love words are just betrayal.

Don't scold me casually, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning.

Don't talk to me about life, you are not born.

-I want dark circles all night because I can't afford eyeliner.

Twenty-two, don't hold too prosperous dreams.

Twenty-three, in this impatient society, it is better to be smart than to play dumb.

Come to your space and see how sweet your writing is. I only regret that it has something to do with me.

25. Because you are the person I love, I will believe everything you say.

Y: I still dare not mention you or miss you. I'm afraid my memory will be too congested. ]

Twenty-seven, the furthest distance in the world is not love, not hate, but familiar people, gradually becoming strangers.

Twenty-eight, [the three words that make people cry most easily are don't cry]

29. [Suspicion turns all concerns into ulterior motives]

Be yourself, don't change for him.

Thirty-one, you can be proud, but you have to give face ~

Thirty-two, wait for my sister's long hair to reach her waist, and watch me surrender to mathematics and physics.

I want to talk about a vigorous love and a beautiful death.

Love is a lamp that never dims. Love is a lamp that never dims.

35. When you don't reply, I always feel that you are having a long talk.

Thirty-six, [who can love me for no reason and tolerate me without preconditions]

I don't like automation because I'm afraid it will turn into narcissism at first. ]

Because you are here, I will smile warmly.

I'll walk with you in the dark, but don't shake hands with me when there is light.

Forty, I boast of any kindness you have shown me.

Forty-one, I didn't cry, I just emptied my head of water.

Camel won't cry, because it knows the value of water, and I won't cry, because I know the falsehood of love-

43. I like your cold attitude. In the face of my little moves, I speak quickly and accompany you shopping to buy clothes.

44. I hope that at my funeral, an enemy can tell me my life.

I just want what I want, that's all.

I am not afraid of waiting, getting old and dying. I'm not afraid of anything. I am afraid that the person I like will fall in love with someone else.

I heard that when you love a group too much, the group doesn't love you.

47. If I turn into a memory and join this life, leaving you crying in amazement, my cold body can't hug you.

Forty-eight, indifference and depression hoarseness take care.

Forty-nine, [I'm still dreaming that persistent dream for you, I just hope you don't forget my appearance]

Who cares about my feelings, treats me meekly, kisses me and touches my wounds?

Fifty-one, [you can overturn many ideas I thought before in an instant]

Fifty-two, the person who cares most suddenly changed his tune.

Boss, don't talk to me about standard-funny space.

Women are not onions, men are not ginger, and fate is not Chili, but it has become a bowl of soup.

A smart woman will marry a man who loves her. A stupid woman will marry the man she loves.

After every disaster, some officials will get rich. The Yushu earthquake in Qinghai is no exception.

When we look back on life, don't always feel wronged written on our faces.

If you are destined not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.

For some people, shopping malls are battlefields, love fields are money fields, fate is casinos, and life is playgrounds.

Girls like men who play guitar because they create poems; Women like men who play with cotton because they create benefits.

People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

The difficulty of marriage is that we fall in love with each other's advantages, but live with her shortcomings.

Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and be scolded for no reason every day.

The EU constantly accuses China of failing to crack down on piracy, because there are only seven Ferraris in China, and the global limit is six.

Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

There is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Otherwise, who wants ideals?

Looking at beautiful women in the street, looking up is appreciation, looking down is hooliganism.

Disabled people like Yang can get a little dragon girl, but people with healthy arms like me can't get it now.

Travel is to go from where you are tired to where others are tired.

On September 1 day more than ten years ago, I walked into the school with a small schoolbag on my back, and since then I have embarked on a road of no return.

Aunt, see you at heartbroken cliff in 16. Don't forget to send me a message then!

Disciple asked: How to distinguish frogs from toads? Master replied solemnly: I'm sorry about the appearance of toad.

Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but smiling with tears in your eyes.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

No news can be believed until it is officially denied.

I have become an immortal, please smoke if you have anything to do. Buddha said that smoke without fire can't be a positive result, and smoke without fire can't be immortal.

People always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.

I don't have to be you. You don't have to be me. What a misunderstanding.

People say things and fart. Talking is like farting, it's just one breath.

So shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

The affection between two people is like a knitted sweater, long and thin. Just pull it gently when you remove it.

There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.

A woman has secrets and always wants to share them with her man. Men have secrets, and women always force them to share them with him.

Learn English. Learn what? Learn English. See which of the nine Standing Committee members graduated from English major. There is no future in learning English.

Boss, don't talk to me about standards, because my salary is not up to standard!

After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded.

In fact, I am handsome from one angle, but you didn't notice it.

Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate!

In class, the teachers only targeted at me. I want to say: handsome! Is it necessary?

Please God let me win 5 million every day. Yesterday, he told me in his dream that you should buy a lottery ticket every day.

It is easy to call a wife, but it is not difficult to call a wife, but calling an old woman is a lifelong commitment!

You are beautiful, but among us handsome guys, it's not your turn.

When the boss uses you, you are a talent, and when you are not used, you become a layoff!

Life is like a jar. People get drunk when they are immersed in it.

People who respect others will always respect others. Today, when the world is getting worse, this virtue can only be seen in the banquet hall.

You are so fond of taking advantage, if you take someone else's real hand short, you will be paralyzed long ago!

Hope: I like people don't get involved. More hope: people who don't like to fuck off.

There is geometry in life, so why study it? Have you studied geometry? Don't learn geometry and geometry! !

Don't talk to me about feelings, talk about feelings hurting money-2020 funny quotations

Listen to you, hang the southeast branch.

The only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

Ming Sao is easy to hide, but dark is difficult to prevent.

Birds are big, and there are all kinds of Woods.

Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

Man, if you love your woman. You should trust her,

Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

When I was a child, smiling was a kind of mood; When you grow up, a smile is an expression.

If you want to get ahead of others, you must suffer after others.

Grandpa was handed down from his grandson.

Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

How I wish I could grow old with you unexpectedly.

I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

I have been parasitic in your world for another day, but I can't even see my own shadow.

I loved your special, so I never regret that you have left.

Xuan turned her back and tears kept flowing. Although my heart is very painful, I can only say that I will leave without Xuan.

People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

The direction against the wind is more suitable for soaring. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but all you come out is fart.

The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

Marriage is like a maze, and the people who built it have lost their way first.

Driving is not difficult, but there are new people.

I didn't mean to be different, so I can't have outstanding taste.

Hard life needs no explanation.

Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of mental illness is to have a brain.

When you meet me, you will suddenly find out. So handsome can be so single-minded!

Don't cry at my grave, it will dirty my path of reincarnation.

At first I cried, but now I smile and let it go.

Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

It occurred to me that day to use your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I'm infected by a computer virus!