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1. Pigs and dogs are prison guards in the animal kingdom. One day, they caught an uninvited guest named SMS and imprisoned him. The next day, SMS escaped from prison. The warden put the dog in charge, and the dog said unjustly, I had a rest yesterday, and it was the pig who read the text message!

A teacher ran a red light and the traffic police stopped him. The teacher said, please, I'm late for class. The traffic police said, are you a teacher? Thankfully, I waited for 20 years and wrote 100 times!

3. Someone keeps a pig at home, which is annoying! So he gave up, but failed several times. However, he knew the way home, drove the pig away for several days and called at night. Her husband said, will the pig come back? Wife: Go home! Her husband was furious: put it on the phone, I'm lost!

4. A migrant worker went to the hospital for stool examination. After examination, the doctor gave the man a prescription. Migrant workers went to the pharmacy and found it was a roll of toilet paper. The doctor said: don't wipe your ass with a cement bag in the future!

Please put the notebook on the table, and then put your chin on the notebook. Well, this is a gift for you-a notebook to pad your brain! -) And it's a pig's head brand!

6. The white mother is breastfeeding, and the black mother who is breastfeeding passes by. The white child cried and said, Mom, I want to drink chocolate too!

7. A person goes to visit relatives in other places. When he got there, he found that he had forgotten his address. So he sent a telegram to his wife: "Do you know the address of your third aunt's house?" A few hours later, he received a reply: "I know."

8. The athlete didn't even make a shot for five times. The coach said, idiot! Look at me! I voted five times, but I still didn't get in. "See? That's how you voted just now! "

9. Someone was practicing in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psycho came after him with a kitchen knife. The man turned and ran until he reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, here's the knife. It's your turn to chase me.

10. Learn to observe men: the hair is one-sided, well mixed, lying forward, poorly mixed, split on both sides, divorced, and the hair is back. There are a lot of lovers, and the hair stands at the root, either leaders or bad people!

1 1. The latest archaeological discovery: the wife of Tang Dynasty poet Li Bai is Zhao, and her daughter is Zhao! There is a poem to prove it: Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke!

12. The ant saw the elephant swimming and said, Come up! The elephant climbed up, and the ant looked at it and said, get down! Elephant Anger: What are you doing? The ant said, nothing. I lost my swimming trunks. Let's see if you are wearing them.