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Contemporary sand sculpture sends a circle of friends, and the necessary copy is super funny and humorous.

Please pay attention to the food around you. If you are not careful, you may die.

Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. Although my ability is not so good, my skill is superb.

Say what you like. If you were not rejected, you really thought you were a pure and beautiful little fairy.

You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

Some people say that I am shameless, that's nonsense. My face is too beautiful to give up.

What makes you find that this person can't be intimate? God replied: the photo of the circle of friends is P.

Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of the predecessor.

If life betrays me, I hope it's because of my weight.

There is a fire in everyone's heart, and passers-by only see smoke.

Isn't that why I go to work? What else do I want?

Your Weibo hasn't mentioned the planet, galaxy, universe and dreams for a long time. What's the matter? Did you go to work like me?

My doppelganger is peach pie, sweet, and Coco loves it very much.

Smoking is harmful to health, love me and prolong life.

Because you have a double chin, you can't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties.

Do not participate in any network disputes. You scold me, I'll turn it off!

Someone was sitting next to me just now, and I slapped him. How can I really crush my invisible wings?

Think twice before you do something: ① Can you not do it? Will tomorrow be all right? (3) can you leave it to others?

I wanted to buy you an iPhone 12, but you didn't reply. I don't think you like using mobile phones, so forget it.

Can you take me to the online dating scene? Can I eat? After all, it's the first time we meet, and we are embarrassed to eat. What a waste.