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How to be a mobile phone short message liar! Detailed!

My colleague next to Qingdao is called Qiang. A few days ago, I received a fraud message from a swindler, informing you that you spent 3890 yuan using the Agricultural Bank Card, asking you to contact the Agricultural Bank Card Issuance Center, and left a phone number in Qingdao: 0532-87 * * * * 8.

Hehe, I received it for the first time, and finally I can experience it myself. My colleague's eyes lit up immediately and he made a phone call.

Woman: "Hello, ABC Card Issuing Center". (feeling weak)

I said, "Hello, I got a message saying ..."

Female: "Please go to Macau East Road 108."

Me: "Is there Macau East Road in Qingdao?" (My colleague probably really doesn't know)

Woman: "Yes."

Me: "Do I have to go?"

Woman: "For the security of your account ..."

Me: "But I don't have an ABC card."

Woman: I hung up.

My colleague told his friend again.

This is their conversation.

Woman: "Hello, ABC Card Issuing Center". There may be too many people as boring as us, so it is no wonder that they are weak. ....

Female: "Please come to Qingdao Macau 108."

Friend: "I'm on Macau Road now, and 108 is a residential area."

Woman: "... I tell you, there is no 108 on Macau East Road".

Colleagues thought it was funny and called again for the third time. This time, his voice dropped, and much lower.

Woman: "Hello, ABC Card Distribution Center"

Friend 2: "I got your message ... but I didn't have any flowers."

Woman: "Let me check for you, sir."

Friend 2: "My last name is Cao"

Woman: "What's your name?"

Friend 2: "Call it' Nima'"

Woman: "Which Ni?"

Friend 2: "What' removes' mouth'."

Woman: I hung up.

I was bored. I called at the instigation of my colleagues, and the liar began to learn to be smart.

Woman: "Hello, ABC Card Issuing Center". (It seems very serious)

I said, "Hello, I got a message saying ... I spent more than 3,000 on my credit card?"

Woman: "Excuse me, are you a user of the Agricultural Bank of China card?" (Don't say it's a credit card, just say it's an ABC card)

Me: "Yes"

W: Then please state your name. When she said this, the woman cleared her throat and felt as if the fish had taken the bait.

Me: I started talking nonsense: Do I have to have a name? (Because I didn't think of a name, I didn't think of another name, and I didn't want to say my real name) Did I really spend that much money? I don't think I brushed it!

W: Of course. Tell me your name.

Me: I set my maximum online consumption as 1500. How to spend more than 3000 yuan? Is it true?/You don't say. `

W: Then, can you go to the nearby business office to check? (I guess I saw the flaw and I'm ready to hang up. )

Me: Oh, then I'll go downstairs. . . . . .

I hung up before I finished.

Later, my colleague sent a message to one of his friends, and she called and said

Woman: "Hello, ABC Card Issuing Center".

"Hello, I'm a friend of the industrial and commercial bureau. We received a report! ! Woman: What? Who are you?

The friend repeated it.

I hung up over there.

Then I thought it was great, so I called again.

Hello, ABC card distribution center.

Then I told her that I was from the Agricultural Bank of China and received a report.

Unfortunately, she died soon.

My colleague is the most perverted. He made the last call.

Ellipsis in front .........

Thanks to the efforts of our police, we finally found your specific den.

You are surrounded.

I ordered takeout at 5 pm, and when I was going to work overtime at night, I made another phone call, and the phone had already prompted me.

It's turned off. It seems that the landline has been transferred to the mobile phone.

Hey, we're so bored.

Teach you how to cheat a liar