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Look for Hyun Bin's classic lines in the secret garden! ! !

1. The way you walk can tell your personality, and the way you look at paintings can tell your upbringing, whether it is suitable for people in art galleries or bars, and whether the perfume is mild or strong.

2. love-of course, some people think it is very important. But some people have lost their families, their education and their ability to love. Although it was inappropriate, they insisted. Do you think this is right? You are more naive than you look. If you think idiots attract you more than Prince Charming, then I will refuse you.

3. Is this the best? Are you sure?

4. nothing. Why are you shaking? Because I saw a handsome man like me for the first time, I was so nervous that I trembled to death? I'm afraid you misunderstand. Let me make it clear in advance: I didn't do it because I was worried about you. It's just a kind of social ethics and kindness. That's how I was brought up at home, so I'll hold back even if I'm nervous to death, or I'll throw you in.

5. Why? Do you need a reason to fly to the blue sky and be happy That's it. I want to take you home now. Why not let me do it? I will also help you build a shed.

6. It was that woman, but that woman, not the one who suddenly came out and hurt my self-esteem, was a hundred times more handsome than the woman who haunted me.

7. My specialty is making money and my interest is spending money.

8. Jill Rowling, you are a very strange woman. Why are you so beautiful when you are angry?

9. I still insist that political marriage is the best choice and don't waste time and feelings.

10. See that you are not stupid enough to be cheated by a man! If someone really falls in love with you at first sight, punch him, because that's another way for him to tell you "I want to sleep with you, don't delay".

1 1. It's not that I don't want to date, but that I don't want to date a woman who talks about fate. I just want to find a woman who can raise my children well as my wife. Appearance? Of course, we have to find something good. It's better to be dark, short hair, and don't like to laugh, and you will be angry, sometimes you look hesitant, and you can't participate in beauty contests because of scars. Ask me if I'm crazy. Don't think I'm redundant. Even if I am crazy, you should give me an inheritance.

12. No one has pulled a chair for you at this age? What? Is it because I am the president? Didn't I say that before? You can't yell at me. Honestly, you're scared. You think I'm unemployed. As a result, I am much more gorgeous than you think. Suddenly I feel very different, my face looks more handsome and I am much taller. Ah, that sportswear is really expensive. How presumptuous. What, you admit it so easily? As a man, I would be embarrassed.

13. Why do you want to wash your hair? Just wash your face. When women want to confuse men, they always use wet hair to disperse the smell of shampoo.

14. Please don't yell at Miss Rowling. You just pushed her, which is not right. To me, she is Jin Taixi and Jeon Do-yeon, and I am the biggest fan of Miss Rowling.

15. I just want to stop saying that damn sorry.

16. Do I look like that kind of crazy person? Or do I look stupid? Have you ever seen someone like me like a woman like you? Do you think this statement is realistic? I think there is some misunderstanding, so I tell you that the women waiting in line to marry me have excellent academic qualifications, family background and looks. They can build a building just by photos, but what about you, academic qualifications, family background, ability and age?

17. You always show up. what can I do? I always feel together when I don't meet you. What do you want me to do? "There were no turtles and red-crowned cranes in the golden age." I read this every night. What have I been forced to do? What the hell did you do to me? Why me? Hang up the phone at will, I will be angry when I come to you, and I will be even more angry when I invite you to dinner, even hitting people. You are definitely a strange woman, but that's the problem. That's it. Because it's so strange, it makes me feel dizzy and magical, so I'm the madman now.

18. It seems that I met a woman who couldn't stand it for the first time in my life. I am curious about this for the first time, whether my family background is helpful to my career, whether I can pass on excellent genes to my children, and how much this bag is worth. If you think about my feelings a little, you should at least test yourself before you show up. I'm not the kind of person who called you to a place like this for two thousand dollars, am I? Can't you live without me? Don't you have a better bag? No time? Is the situation not allowed? Or, don't even have the money to buy a bag? Answer! Shouldn't I spend the whole day using this 2,000 yuan as an excuse for a woman who can't even afford a bag?

19. Do I look free? I don't run a vacuum cleaner company. I did these tricks to give you a vacuum cleaner. Are you really here for the vacuum cleaner? Isn't it enough to have a bag that is not as good as a plastic bag? I used to be really crazy, just a woman who came to a department store to get a vacuum cleaner.

20. The woman who fascinates me for the time being is not only poor in education and family background, but also has no self-esteem. Do you know how many pairs of eyes are looking at me in this department store In order to film for you, I even rented out all the department stores and arranged the first dinner in my life, just for you, but is it necessary for my staff to see such a woman coming out of my office with a gift box? Can't you treat me like I treat you?

2 1. How many times did you try to change it? I can't do it! Do you want me to prove to you why I can't? What am I doing? I don't know, do I? Then why did you say "take you to play"? Do you think you are qualified to play with me? You must have at least this level to play with me. I can tolerate race, religion, color and sexual orientation, but I can't stand poverty. What's wrong with your expression? Poverty is your interest, and dirt is your specialty! "What the hell do you take me for? A woman who is hypocritical in front of famous brands? " In the eyes of a man like me, you just look incompetent and pathetic. Just let you know how far I am from you. A woman named Ji Luoling, I probably know which social class she is in. But I don't fully understand, so I study hard, but you have to give me time. Is my effort ridiculous? At least I tried. What did you do? Buying a vacuum cleaner is fake enough. As a result, is it a collar? Do you know what I am really angry about? Although I explicitly warned you before, you don't even know who I am or what I do.

22. In our department store, the so-called CEO is "MD, is this guy the boss?" That's what everyone says. If any employee dares to speak out in front of me, I'll give him a promotion, so I'll be handsome, right? This is only the fault of a yellow-haired child, but it is indeed a rare spirit in Korea.

23. I obviously started it first, but I said angrily to a woman flattered by flowers and candles, "Why don't you deserve me?" Remember the day when we first met? The day I sent you to the hospital for charity, we should call it a day. So far, you are a poor and distant neighbor, so accept it!

24. what do you want What woman is so cruel? If I throw away the box, let me pick it up, or let me apologize and give me a space to squeeze in! How can you walk in by yourself and walk to the end?

Although you know how much money you have in your passbook, people who are different from you don't know how much money you have in your passbook, because the amount of accounts at home and abroad changes every minute every day. In the social and economic system, according to the different distribution methods and numbers of labor organizations in companies, what is human group, do you know? This is class. They spend 100 million yuan a year and only want two things-inequality and difference. If they can't separate and dominate, they are willing to accept absolute differences, that is, their theory and common sense.

26. What am I doing here? Are you out of your mind? Do you want to die? What competition do you want to participate in without strength? You look so self-righteous that you can't even talk to people? You don't know the way. What are you doing in the Woods? Is the mobile phone used for cooking? Is the radio an ornament? Why didn't you answer it? Why?

27. I never eat this food of unknown origin or drink anything of unknown origin.

28. If you want to see if I have changed my mind, you'd better give up. I have too much, and I'm not afraid of losing anything because of women. Let me hold it once. For me, there are only two kinds of women, that is, the woman who is going to get married and the woman who is just playing around, and you are hovering between the two, so let me give you a hug!

29. You are a mermaid princess. JK Rowling's coordinates are just one of the two at any time, starting with nothing and then disappearing like a bubble. This is the common sense of a man like me.

30. If what I see through has never happened, don't tell me anything in my life. -Jin Suyuan told Lin Zhongxiu through JK Rowling's body.

3 1. You haven't changed a bit. When you appeared in front of me with a backpack worse than plastic, or now, even for five minutes, you didn't think about me.

32. Compared with "I can't accept this money", "This money is too small, I want more" is more confusing. I hope you can hit my mother, so I want my mother to know that you are not such a bully. I'm glad it was me, not you. If you were there, you would say that damn sorry a hundred times. Do you think my mother will clap her hands when she leaves without charge? Absolutely not. Whether you accept money or not, the result is the same, and we will continue to meet.

33. I haven't lost my temper recently Do I look lyrical?

1. I have been thinking deeply from many angles recently. I like that woman, so I'm going to lose my self-esteem and meet her. Although it feels mysterious and magical now, if we keep meeting, that woman will become an ordinary woman one day. An ordinary woman, a tepid woman, nine times out of ten is only three months long? I have been dating that woman for another three months, and my property will not change immediately. Rowling also knows the fact that she can only be a mermaid princess. With that woman's character, she should not pester me.

2. Why do women do this? It's not like this when only women are around, but as long as you are with men, you will definitely get cream on your lips and pretend you don't know anything.

I gave you all the taxes I paid. If I had known I was raising you, I should have paid more.

I have been thinking deeply from many angles recently. I like that woman, so I'm going to lose my self-esteem and meet her.

Actually, I'm a Zhang Dongjian-level person, so I'll check the picture effect for the time being.

6. Alice in Wonderland Syndrome, there is such a disease, because it seems to be an optical illusion when looking at a telescope backwards. Every day, I see a fairy tale world, which is both magical and sad. I'm sure I have that syndrome. Otherwise, why did all my time with that worthless woman become a fairy tale?

7. I will not marry this woman. Why did I ask her to be the leading role in a third-rate TV series? If I die for this woman, wait until then. Please give me advice. I'm just, temporarily. You can't even resist in such a short time?

No matter how hard I try to get close, she won't look me in the eye, so don't boss me around. It is shameful to hurt others' self-esteem. Even if I tell you "Mom, I can't live without her" in the future, you must object. Even if she changes her mind and wants to marry me, please don't agree You must fight to the end and keep her away from me.

9. Don't you think how I can be handsome for a while and stand on your side for a while without any idea, which makes my mother even angrier, don't you understand? I've done my best, so at least you should bear it, shouldn't you? If you want to date me, you have to bear this, don't you know? You should understand at your age. Am I wrong?

10. Brother, I am really confident. I have no confidence in that woman. Because she is a woman who is nothing, she is confident and pretends as if nothing has happened. However, why didn't it develop as planned?

1 1. Do you like to decorate the Christmas tree? I don't like it. It's not my birthday, it's someone else's birthday. It's exciting, but I think you'll like it. Because you only like what I hate, and so do those socks. Even if you hang your socks there, you won't get a present. Because Santa Claus doesn't give gifts to crying children, he is really a principled person.

12. I warn you, don't be angry with me for other men, let alone feel sorry for other men, and don't come to me for other men.

13. Why didn't you answer my phone? What's so great about you? What are you? Do you know what I did for you today? ..... How can you not want to know? You should want to know, but we kissed. How can you be so calm and act like nothing happened? Do you know how long I've been waiting for you here? With my personality and people like me, do you think this is normal? Why am I alone? Why am I alone? ..... From the beginning, when I asked about knowing Oscar, how did you answer me? Know Oscar? I said so, but that's unacceptable. You should say that although I know Oscar, I am not Park Choi-lin. In that case, we wouldn't be so entangled. ..... You turned me into an idiot, but you still eat and train to watch the Oscar as usual. Your life has not changed, but my original simple life has been messed up, which makes me very wronged and angry. So I'll do whatever I want in the future, including waiting in front of others' houses for a few hours, so you have to cooperate with me. Since you don't want to be a mermaid princess, let me be a mermaid princess. I'll be your mermaid princess, pretend I'm not around you, and then disappear like a bubble. So now I'm stalking you aboveboard.

14. Didn't you say that you are not qualified to be my mermaid princess because you don't love me? Then it's just me. Of course, in order to admit this fact, I spent the most difficult time in my life. Now it seems that this is really a picture of me pestering you. How's it going? Isn't it cool? Other men won't admit it. You didn't even miss me for five minutes, but why did I miss you for a long time for no reason? So I want to be your mermaid princess, exist silently and disappear like a bubble.

15. Because this is our reality. Of course there will be arguments. Those brothers who are firmly opposed to inheriting the department store because I am an only child, investors who are looking forward to marriage, countless shareholders, and my mother who hurt you for me, my marriage is a transaction with countless interests. In the end, I will make a choice, whether to let everyone down and get JK Rowling or lose JK Rowling and get another woman who can be my solid business partner. Do you want the first place? Well, let's just say that I gave up everything and chose you, that is, to find a house to live together, buy a bed, sleep together and wake up together, but how long can this happiness last, so that I lose everything and the two of us can live happily forever? Is it possible? I'm not sure I don't hate you. Do you know that?/You know what?

16. Why didn't you answer? So I want to be a mermaid princess. What's so hard about that? Do men and women have to get married when they fall in love? What if I say get married and you don't promise? Even if you don't want to, you can have a try! To tell you the truth, you have had this idea. You like me too, don't you? Just huddled up, and now you're lying. Think it over before you answer me, because this is my conclusion after careful consideration.

17. Have you considered it? How can a woman who can't even think for five minutes muddle along like this? Give me an answer.

18. This is my home. I'll take care of my things.

19. If I say no, do you still want to call Ji Luoling the living room of Cangdong?

20. If I go on a blind date, I will show good family education, so don't worry.

2 1. Why didn't you answer the phone? Do you know how many times I called? Ugly and disobedient.

22. Am I calling you because I have nothing to do? Since you are bored, please answer the phone. Why didn't you reply to my message? Let me make it clear that I have been thinking about you for a long time for no reason. What do you think I'll do? Can I concentrate on my work? Did you see the message? Now that you have seen it, please answer it. Why not?

23. How did you know that I had a blind date? How do you know all this? Are you jealous? I am really jealous. What, I was angry and annoyed when I heard about the blind date? How about I stop dating in the future? Is that all you can say? Why am I waiting here at midnight, woman? I am here because I miss you, so don't turn your back on me. Let me see your face. Let me look at you like this. Who told you to delete the photos in my mobile phone casually and stand still? It really looks good when you are angry. Give me an answer within tomorrow, or I'll come back tomorrow.

24. The stuntman's physical strength is really good. Just a phone call. If anything happens, he will come soon and must say it to his face.

25. I can't stand the kind of phone call that Jill Rowling received. Do you think she hasn't received my occasional phone call? When she answers the phone, she will say, "I'm so fucking sorry. I hate that, so I'll return it. " I was afraid you would say that. I wanted to pay in full, but I only paid half. Besides, don't worry, I'll explain it clearly. I am not doing charity, so you should try to pay me back.

26. Why are there so many dangers in your dreams? Being with me, even in dreams, is not happy?

27. How many times do I have to say it? Don't ignore me.

28. Are you an employee of a pig farm? Why do people always eat pigskin?

1. Gilroy, in your martial arts, there is the smell of lavender. Your existence is a miracle to me.

I used to walk with you like this. You always appear in front of my eyes, so the two of us walked like this.

Few people in this world want me to knock.

4. People always have to experience unhappiness before they become close. Other obviously conventional women, what is pure at this time. Once on the island, there is no boat to go back. When we arrived at the hotel, there was only one room left. When we get to the villa, we should have the same room.

If I don't shut up, I'll jump on it.

6. Be sure to write me a diagnosis. She kicked me off the mountain. I will see my lawyer tomorrow, and I will hear about your dark future. Get ready.

7. Do you look happy because I am injured?

8. As I said, I can do anything. Waiting at your door for eight hours is nothing to me. It's really cold at night, you don't know. I've been thinking all night, and I don't know how to apologize to you.

9. There is a VIP party today. Come and support the scene. If you want to come, I will buy tickets for your concert and give one to every female employee in our department store.

10. Gilroy, this is despicable behavior. If you think I'm going to stop here, give up the idea at once. I haven't started yet and I haven't heard your answer. This can't be solved by hiding, and you know it well. Throw it out like before. Throw me out.

1 1. Beautiful clothes. Did the fairy mother-in-law dress you? Dressed so beautifully, did you disappear as soon as the bell of 12 rang?

12. She is a woman who will never see you again. People like you can't see her She is very powerful. She drives like a racing car. In case of thieves or sexual harassment, she will fight for strangers. She has no money and is hurt all over, but she doesn't want to be with people like us for a minute. She is such a woman. I have never seen such a beautiful woman. This is my answer.

13. Because I just kissed a double actress with a poor figure, if someone around you buys shares in our department store, let him sell it quickly. The boss of that department store was addicted to womanhood, which ruined his family business for generations.

14. Do I look worried? You don't expect me, do you?

15. Don't be too moved, it's just a courtesy of the upper class, which makes the poor and alienated neighbors sweet at the end of the year. From now on, don't stand in the living room of Pyeongchang Cave and forget the unpleasant things that happened here. Just remember this moment, sleep, eat and joke, and live like this.

16. That's what I want to do. Hold your hand like this. Why are we so hard to grasp now?

17. I am more capable than you think.

18. Lock the door and wait for me. The seat must not get wet. That was sewn by a Spanish shoemaker. ...

19. No matter what you do, it is obvious. First friends, then work, then buy the owner, and then go abroad. That's an order. I won't meet again. We are going to live together. I can't be separated from your son. This is all for your son. If we separate now, he may die of lovesickness.

20. Miss Lin Yaying has worked hard for five years. Even if you are the president's family, you can't just fire her. If you interfere in personnel issues again, I will sue the union, so please don't embarrass us. If you really don't like our association, we will live abroad. Don't you want to see your son alive? Do you want to do this?

2 1. Ah, it's sunny all week, so we can't kiss for at least a week?

22. It is the regular promotion of the New Year immediately, and then the planning of the Spring Festival. Is this the best first one? Are you sure? Give me a copy of the document and just sign the document I said. Also, never say hello to the staff. Why? I've always been like that.

Although we exchanged bodies, we hugged once a day.

24. My heart is not a heart? My heart is broken because of what we have become. Wait a minute, if the concert is not cancelled, will you not take me to the concert?

25. If this is really what you want, and it is related to the fate of Gillrowling, I will do it. If you try your best, maybe a miracle will happen.

26. If you speak well, I will work hard at the audition. There is only one bed. Let's use it together. There is only one bathroom. Shall we use the materials together? I won't let you work in the future. I sent an email to Jin Shuji and will have a meeting at home tomorrow. You don't have to attend those meetings, so we will stick together for the next 24 hours. I wish I had done it earlier. Why didn't I think of that? I'm going to take a bath. Aren't you coming? Didn't we agree to wash together?

27. I can't take the elevator at all. I'll lose consciousness or my blood vessels will contract. If it's serious, I may have heart paralysis. This is a secret. Only you know.

28. I am really handsome How can people talk to me? How nervous I am.

29. Do you need other miracles? A miracle happened. Women with unreliable family background, education and appearance have become Jin Taixi and Quan Douyan, perfect men like me. Didn't your hometown hang banners to celebrate? To be honest, I chased you for a day, in front of me, let me disappear for a day, let me fuck off, but my heart applauded. I'm so happy.

30. Look, look, how can I not be infatuated with you?

3 1. Thought I'd never see you again, you woman.

32. How was the audition? Is it going well? You mean you didn't even audition? Are you still awake? Didn't you say that attending that audition is your lifelong dream?

Don't be so sad, I'll let you audition again. I told you, I am a more capable person than you think. Don't cry. I don't want to see you cry again. I can't take it anymore.

Believe me, I will work miracles.

35. Do you miss me very much?

36. That is force majeure, because it is a moment that has been waiting for too long. -Kim's explanation of the kiss at the party

37. It was not a simple lunch, but our memories, memories.

38. Taking all the responsibilities means that this is not a simple accident, but what did you do? Park Chang, you made the right choice. I won't hold you accountable, but I will accept your resignation letter.

38. If you go back to the door, will I walk you here? You see, when I was kicked out of the house, I skipped the hug and ignored me in front of my house, right? From now on, you listen to me and stop calling Cui Youying my brother. From today on, your brother is me. No matter who you call your brother, I will treat you as an affair. I hate that lovers don't restrain each other and trust each other. Do you understand? Open your eyes wide, do strange things to me, take my heart away, give me strange wine, take my body away, show up at other people's parties and take their lips away. What have you done, and have the face to stare at me all day?

39. You should thank my talent for tampering, otherwise, how could I think you are so beautiful.

40. Our department store is not so loose.

4 1. Your emergency should always be me.

42. Why are you crying? What's there to cry about lying? Make up a movie without it. Why do you cry on the road in cold weather? Has my mother been here again? Is that why all this happened? Ugly and crying. Do you know how ugly that is? It's expensive, you know? Always remember how expensive the scarf you wear is. If you don't tell me, find someone who can tell me.

43. That beautiful woman is my woman.

44. Are you a fool? You don't think that qualifies you, do you? It was you who worked miracles in five minutes.

45. Anyone can take the flowerpot away when buying flowers and become the first guest in the shop.

46. I will never abandon that woman. -Kim

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