Routine spoof chat

Everyone has all kinds of emotions and emotions, which are what people call secular desires. This is very complicated, there are too many influencing factors, and the definition of emotion is different in different times. The following sharing routines are all spoof chats.

Routine spoof chat 1 (1)

"How many fingers do you have in one hand?"

"5"

"How many eyes do you have?"

"2"

"How many mouths do you have?" 1 "

"I love you too"

(2)

"Hit you on the head with an iron bar, which hurts more?"

"(No matter what the other party replies)"

"No, my heart hurts more."

(3) Did you watch this year's New Year movie "Detective Chinatown 2"? Ha ha laugh

"Type out the useful pinyin and send it to me at once."

"Like you"

"I like you too."

(4)

"Don't believe men's lies easily."

"Like what?"

"For example, I don't like you."

(5)

"You are so flirtatious, have you flirted with many people?"

"yes."

"I knew it."

"I have touched many people. They are: lovely you, cold you, long hair you, short hair you, deskmate you. "

Humor chat routines daquan

1, because I don't know if I can meet you again in my next life, so I will give you the best desperately.

If you are uglier, I will take you to a coffee shop and sit down for a cup of coffee. I will take you around famous mountains and rivers, take you to eat the best western food, look up at the stars in the street at night and talk about life. But you are so beautiful, I just want to sleep with you.

You are a very lovely person. You really should meet the best people. I really wish I was.

No matter how mediocre I am, I always feel that my love for you is beautiful.

I can give up the whole world, and I can't give up you.

I saw a strange-shaped tree on the road that day. My first reaction was to show it to you. I knew something was going to happen then.

7. Who else in the world is more suitable than us?

Stay with me and let me take care of you.

9. You break into my lens, and I will press it forever.

Routine spoof chat 2 1, don't move! Read this message quietly! Look up, look down, don't forget the left and right! Have you finished reading it? Delete it after reading it!

2. What happened? Call the mobile phone, voice prompt: you dialed a lazy pig from other places, please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it. Call again. Voice prompt: the owner has been slaughtered.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you get fat. Then I'll eat pork. Oh yeah!

It is reasonable to hear that eating garlic can prevent swine flu. Think about it: if you eat garlic, people will think you stink and don't want to be near you, and the swine flu virus won't be around! Haha, don't forget to pack two cloves of garlic before you go out!

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart, and falling in love with you is my happy choice; Pursuing you is the starting point of my happiness; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping on the red carpet is my eternal motivation! Unfortunately, I sent it to the wrong person!

6. Are your ears itchy? Does that mean I miss you and my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? That means ... stop joking. You have lice. Take a bath!

7. I have three sentences to tell you, including the following one. Thank you for finishing.

8. "I miss those days. You wriggled in front of me and walked down the country road with your head down. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: hey, beautiful and clean! Also praised me: What a good child, such a small grade came out to put pigs! "

9. This message has three main purposes: one is to contact feelings; The second is to pass the time; Third, I tell you responsibly: it's cold, remember not to wear open-backed pants again. "

10, hungry. When you don't eat! I did it; Don't sleep when you are sleepy! I also did it; It's cold and naked, here we go again. I am such a strong person, but I didn't tell you when I missed you.

Routine spoof chat 3 1, everyone has something to do. Life is beautiful. Now we should study hard with our routine friends. Let's talk about it later. Now pure and beautiful girls, you are all beautiful.

2. I found a lot by accident, and I feel that this world routine is very deep. However, I always like to guess the communication between others and me with the worst malice. Sure enough, I'm still not suitable for making friends.

I am deeply influenced by my friends. I am in a bad mood these days. Come and smoke only Lanzhou.

4. You learned love stories, copied love letters, and were taught routines by your friends. Do you dare to say that you are sincere in teasing me? I just want to say to this opposite sex: fuck your grandmother ~

5. Why does the boss like to make me do routine work so much? Routine: Don't find a girlfriend so early.

6. Since ancient times, I can't keep my affection. Only routines have won people's hearts, 20 16. Goodbye, another friend!

7. The family is scattered, the relatives are almost gone, the trust of friends is gone, the routines are used up, and the troops are over.

8. Since ancient times, true feelings can't be kept. It's just that the routine is popular. Watch your boyfriend. I have to start playing the routine.

9. If there is a lack of trust between friends around you, do you think that two clowns are acting, which is funny and distressing! Again, there are fewer routines and more sincerity between people!

10, shit, the city routine is deep. I want to go back to the countryside. It's so scary. You treat others as friends, friends treat you as pit friends, and you don't want to die.

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13, people say that the routine in the city is deep, and they all shout back to the countryside. I said that online routines are not shallow, how can a little girl find a boyfriend in the future ~

14, my friend gave me a good routine to emphasize how important trust is. what can I say?

15, not that I don't want to go. I feel used and beaten by my friends. I don't feel well. People are wrong, everything is wrong. I still can't do it in the fog.

16, the old lady called to introduce her boyfriend to her cousin. At some point, the topic changed. Do you have a suitable partner now? It's all routine.

17, seen in a circle of friends, I feel that this design routine is very deep.

18, from proposing marriage to getting a license to taking wedding photos to holding a wedding, I already know the routine of getting married from my circle of friends every weekend.

19, all routine tut tut. I'd better continue reading silently and enjoy the care of my good friends.

20. Again, Ocean Park, Halloween, knowing all the haunted house routines, screaming all the way to remind friends of their fright.

2 1, actually nothing else, just having a boyfriend, I still want to continue your routine, but you don't like me.

22. The funniest thing is that I have a crush on a girl who was put aside by my friends. Finally, they got together.

23. Now, when I meet my friend Luo Zhang and go out for a party, I will either get married soon or have children. Don't do this routine, okay? Nima

24. It is good to have a group of [stupid] friends who have more routines and stories than growing up, but they are sincere and friendly, and they are happy and natural.