Anonymous card blessings between classmates

Don’t ask me why I cry, my tears flow for you and my heart breaks for you. I hate that man, why did he take you away from me... Dead thief

I want to wish you a happy Valentine's Day but no one is with you, I want to wish you a happy May Day but you are unable to work, Finally, you can be proud of yourself on Women’s Day, you don’t have this right yet!

Life: 0 years old to appear on the stage, 30 years old to basic orientation, 60 years old to return home, 70 years to play mahjong, 80 years to bask in the sun, 90 years to lie in bed, 100 hung on the wall.

A timid patient was pushed into the operating room. He asked the doctor and nurse to take off their masks. The doctor said: This is the rule. Patient: Don’t lie to me, you’re afraid I’ll recognize you if something goes wrong

Someone went to the laboratory department, and the nurse pointed to a sign in front of her and said: Non-undergraduate personnel are not allowed to enter. The visitor was furious and cursed: I'll just do a urine test, and I also want a fucking bachelor's degree.

The chickens can't be sent to school because they don't know how to do it, and the roosters and hens won't eat feed. She didn’t want to sleep either. The hen loved her baby. She took her to see a doctor and asked her why my chicken was always laughing while holding her cell phone.

The face is yellow and thin, and the farts are smelly; the farts are big and fat, and the farts are thunderous; the farts are quiet and the target is hard to find; the farts are too loud and they are embarrassed.

The sparrow and the ostrich fell in love. One day, the sparrow wanted to say something to the ostrich, and had to say: My dear, can you lie down and talk?

Your smile is like leftover dog meat, which is unforgettable to me. Your words are like the barking of a dog at midnight, which brings me back to my dreams. Your face is like a puppy, which makes me happy. But why are you like a meat bun beating a dog? Do you want to go back or not?

Types of pigs: those raised at home are domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are wild pigs, those who read this message are stupid pigs, if they are laughing, they are stupid pigs, and if they are angry, they are stupid pigs , If you don’t reply to the message, you are a dead pig

It’s strange, strange, really strange. I found that I wanted to reach Chunlu. Chunlu has a problem with his mind. He doesn’t eat, drink or rest. He wants to ask where Chunlv is. He is immersed in reading the news. !

Phrase content

A broken pot has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, even pockmarks can shine.

When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups are too little. Can you just say that I love you? It's not enough to say anything. If you don't love me, please don't say it!

Staring is my temper, getting beaten is my purpose. Don’t look at my thin arms and explosive power. If you don’t believe it, then try it!

First-class women: Dominate the family. Second-class women: quarreling at home. Third-class women: beaten at home. Fourth-class women: suicide by gas.

If you come home at six o'clock, you are a poor man, if you come home at nine o'clock, you are a drunkard, if you come home at midnight, you are a pervert, and if you come home at dawn, you are a gambler.

The hunter saw a bird in the sky , he fired three shots without hitting, but the bird still fell down. It turned out that when the bullet missed, the bird patted its chest and said: Scared to death, scared to death

Turtle and Snake When visiting the park, there is only one ticket. The turtle lets the snake wrap around its neck. When entering the park, the eagle who cuts the ticket says: Stop. The turtle and the snake panicked, and the eagle said again: "Look at you, you look like a turtle, and you're still wearing a tie!"

There are two principles for husband and wife to get along: the first is that the wife is always right; the second is that if the wife is wrong, follow the first.

Friend, do you believe in heaven? I believe so, because when I know you are reading my text messages, I feel like I am in heaven! Your existence is my greatest happiness!

Hello, this is a short message song request station. Your friend will ask you to play a song called "When" by Power Train. The listening method is as follows. Hit your head hard with an iron basin. Please note that you can listen to it repeatedly!

Dancing is too tiring and singing is expensive, so why not come to a class reunion to miss the campus experience, avoid single heartbreak, give each other information feedback, and match up as many couples as possible!