Take a shot of funny and provocative words on WeChat (popular 100 sentence)

A shot on WeChat provides us with a brand-new way of playing. Every time you design an interesting suffix, you can make yourself and your friends happy for a long time So, are you looking for a copy of WeChat? The following is my "WeChat Pat Funny Words (Hot 100 Sentences)", welcome to read, I hope you like it and share it!

? 1. The belly is getting bigger and bigger, at least for more than three months.

? 2. My stomach says, stop eating.

? 3. Small waist. Bowed his head.

? 4.36D

? Pat my milk tea and say this one is on me.

? 6. My trash can says this is my home.

? 7. The little face said, "It's beautiful."

? 8. Lu's

? 9. My backseat said to take me home.

? 10. Big gold teeth

? 1 1. kissed his foot.

? 12. The world's first beauty certificate.

? 13. I want to dig a spoonful of watermelon.

? 14. Snail powder/pork knuckle rice/pork tripe soup (food), indicating that you want to eat it.

? 15. My boyfriend said he had a good eye.

? 16. Sue was scared and cried.

? 17. My bed says go to sleep and dream of me.

? 18. The first handsome certificate in the world.

? 19. My spaceship says it wants to go to heaven, too.

? 20. Dirt on shoes

? 2 1 dog was then bitten.

? 22. The beauty of prosperity is dazzling.

? 23. The cactus smiled.

? 24. The bed said go to sleep and dream of me.

? 25. Ren Du Er Mai, I got through.

? 26. The bed says that the pig is still sleeping.

? 27. I patted my shoulder and called Dad.

? 28. Fragile dignity

? 29. The person in charge said, "Why are you bald?"

? 30. You pat _ _' s dog on the head and kick her.

? 3 1. Pat me on the head and say he is a genius.

? 32. You patted the pig's head.

? 33. Kiss my ass and say it smells good.

? 34. I patted my eight-pack abdominal muscles and shivered.

? 35. Pat my horn and get out of the way in front.

? 36.__ patted my Lamborghini and asked me to drive him.

? 37. Kiss my ass, grandiose and obscene.

? 38. Pat my ball and hit myself.

? 39. Pat my limited edition Ferrari.

? 40. You patted my head. Am I dizzy? Why is it all water? "

? 4 1. You patted "Get out"

? 42. Pat my dog and turn its head into a bite.

? 43. I patted "my wallet, and sure enough there is nothing."

? 44. Pat my dog and turn its head into a bite.

? 45. I patted my wallet and became messy.

? 46. Pat my cucumber and sprinkle a handful of salt.

? 47.__ Pat my speeding chariot and tell me to slow down.

? 48. patted my conscience, oh, no.

? I patted my instant noodles and broke them all over the floor.

? 50. patted my energy wand balala

? 5 1. You clap your head and say,' Be happy!' "

? 52. You clap "_ _" and he says,' You are so beautiful!' "

? 53. My fart stinks after filming.

? 54. Patted my back seat and said to take me home.

? 55. Pat my crown and say good night to the princess.

? 56. Pat the dog and grab food with it.

? 57. Pat my foot and smell it affectionately.

? 58. I patted my head and said, "Why am I bald?"

? 59. I patted my shoulder and fell on it.

? 60. I patted my forehead, but I didn't burn it.

? 6 1. Pat the dust on the TV.

? 62. Pat everyone on the ass.

? 63. I patted the real estate license and bowed my head.

? 64. I patted the door and said, I know you are at home.

? 65. I got the number one science certificate in my college entrance examination.

? 66. I patted the quilt and got in.

? 67. Just pat the Chili oil bottle.

? Zhao patted my girlfriend,,, etc. )

? 69. Pat my (chest/abdomen) muscles ...) instead of patting loneliness.

? 70. Patted my little face: it's beautiful.

? 7 1. Pat my stomach and it bounced off.

? 72. Pat your conscience. Aha? not have

? 73. Pat me on the back and say I rubbed the next one.

? 74. I patted my vodka and really said ne.

? 75. Pat your stomach and say, stop eating.

? 76. I patted my feet and smelled them.

? 77. I patted my chest and said it was so big.

? 78. I patted XX's poop and asked if I could eat it.

? 79. You patted your conscience, huh? No ~ ".

? 80. Pat me on the shoulder: Come on, I'll treat you to dinner.

? 8 1. What's the matter, baby?

? 82. A brain full of wisdom

? 83. The wallet says that it will support me for life.

? 84. The waist says: It's so thin.

? 85. The head of the group owner

? 86. The shoulder of the product manager, silly.

? 87. Pat me on the shoulder and say that you are really not fat.

? 88. I patted my socks and said, it smells good.

? 89. Pat me and eat a kilo.

? 90. Pat me on the shoulder and say all stand up.

? 9 1. "I patted the watermelon and wanted to dig a spoonful."

? 92. "Clap my head and call dad"

? 93. "Clapped my hand and said that's it?"

? 94. "Pat my homework and help me write it"

? 95. "Slapping bricks shows that you are timid."

? 96. "Pat my ass and leave."

? 97. The skull is still blushing.

? 98. Empty wallet

? 99. Pat my bed to make me sleep less.

? 100. I patted my flat wallet and cried.