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Football classic quotes
1. Because in Africa, football is a kind of faith.
2. Life is like football, you either get kicked or get out.
3. You have your own way of playing football, and you must be more confident in yourself.
4. Life is like football, you will not always score goals, but you will always run on the road.
5. Some people’s life is like football, no matter who comes, they have to be kicked.
6. Life is like a football match. All you need to do is shoot hard.
7. A person who truly loves football will not care who he plays with.
8. The ball has given me everything, and I will dedicate everything to football.
9. If a man falls in love with football, it will be a lifelong thing.
10. I am a football. I will not stop whether I fall to the ground or when I shoot.
11. I am the best player in the world, and I am also the first, second, and third best player in the world.
12. Grandpa said that he would rather be robbed like a basketball than kicked like a football.
13. I think that I am the best, and I don’t need the Golden Globe Award to prove that I am the best in the world.
14. They were not angry when I took off my clothes and got a yellow card. They only became jealous when they saw my muscles.
15. Without these great white souls, Santiago Bernabeu is just an ordinary football stadium.
16. I was so sleepy that I had a sleep related to football, and I was so hungry that I woke up early and had nothing to do with the alarm clock.
17. Chinese football does not lack technology or money, but they lack a sense of responsibility, even for consumers.
18. He was supposed to be a football star, but then he grew into a ball himself.
19. Why do you love football? Just because playing football allows me to step on the green field with my brothers and have the scorching sky behind me.
20. I don’t go on duty because I love football. It’s not because I don’t like sweeping the floor that I come to play football on purpose.
21. If you don’t have dreams as a human being, what’s the difference between being a salted fish? Go back to Mars quickly, it’s very dangerous on Earth!
22. Watching football is my favorite thing in my life. As early as the early 1920s, I was passionate about football when I was a work-study student in France.
23. When I sprained my knee again, I felt like everything was meaningless because I love football.
24. Chinese football should learn and exchange more with foreign countries. In such a big country, football must be developed!
25. Some people equate football with life and death. I am deeply disappointed with this. I guarantee you football is far, far beyond life and death.
26. If you want to be happy, watch Erezhuan. If you want to be upset, watch football. If you want to be upset, just watch Chinese football.
27. A football team is like a machine. Only when every part is running can it achieve the greatest effect.
28. I love football and business, but I cannot have both, and it is painful to make such a choice. From the bottom of my heart, I don’t want to quit.
29. Football and beer, surpassing all forms of gambling, began to fill people's minds on a large scale. So it is not difficult to control them.
30. My life changed completely until I met football. I remember my first football very well. In my heart, it was like a candy.
31. Family harmony and world peace are much more important than football! Compared with love, family, and friendship, football is just a game.
32. Whether I can become Pele or a greater person is not important to me. The important thing is that I play football, train and not give up a single second.
33. When wonderful football really happens, I am full of gratitude for the miracle, and no matter which team or country performs this beautiful football, I don't care.
34. Without failure, there will be no success. Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you give up your dreams because of failure.
35. When you grow up in a club, it becomes more than just a club. The players and everyone at the club will be like a family.
36. Some fans keep booing me, whistling at me, and scolding my family. I think they are just jealous of me for being rich, handsome, and having superb football skills.
37. Life is like a football match. The process depends on hard work off the field and hard work on the field. More importantly, the result depends on the opponent.
38. In the United States, every community has a basketball court, in Brazil, every community has a football field, and in China, every community has a cram school.
39. Today’s exams are like Chinese football. Often the people involved are not worried yet others are worried about them. Those who should work hard did not work hard, and those who should not work hard worked hard.
40. One person’s victory is not a real victory. This kind of victory will not have the joy of sharing victory with others. A collective victory, such as a football match, makes it easier for people to feel viscerally happy.
41. Based on my life experience, I can tell some young players that if you want to be a superstar, then just having football skills is not enough. You must understand some principles of life!
42. It is impossible to win the championship just by relying on the role of one dazzling star. What is important is the coordination and cooperation of the whole team. There must be a whole that understands and supports each other.
43. I like to watch British and German football. They run like projectiles shot from a slingshot. They are not clever with their feet. They pass the ball honestly and run honestly. This is sports. sports.
44. The greatest success of Chinese professional football is to bring fans back to the football field and start the industrialization of football. But the biggest mistake is precisely that professionalism is not solved well.
45. As time passed, I finally learned to accept myself for who I am: a beggar for wonderful football. I walk on earth with my arms outstretched, begging to God on the pitch: Give me a nice football move, for God’s sake! 10 classic quotations about football
10. Yan Shiduo: "There is football in every city, and there are games every month." "There are venues in every district, and counties can play football."
In 2000 At the Football Association Congress, Football Association Chairman Yan Shiduo once proposed a number of new "vocabularies". In his "Work Report", he once proposed to strive to achieve "there is football in every city and there are games every month" and basically achieve "every district has football." The venue, the county can play football.”
Although this reflected the current situation of Chinese football to a certain extent at the time, this obviously planned and regional plan still vaguely reminded everyone of the Great Leap Forward era.
Background: Yan Shiduo made a shocking statement at the football meeting
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9 .Wang Po: "The national football team is not as good as Real Madrid. I must catch up with Real Madrid in management."
After taking charge of Shaanxi National Football Team, Wang Po's management was unanimously criticized by Shaanxi fans. In a meeting with the fans At the symposium, Wang Po spoke impassionedly: "I have been at the club for such a long time, and I feel that our players are all good players, and all responsibilities lie in the loose management of the club. Without iron discipline, the team will have no fighting capacity. It can be said that the national strength has always been It is a "weak force" in Chinese football, which has nothing to do with it. As for the future, even if some people have opinions, I think I will continue to strengthen the management of the club. You know, my goal is to make the country stronger in management. Like Real Madrid."
Background: Shaanxi football "sinner" Wang Po made a big speech at the fan forum
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8. Schlappner: "If you don’t know how to kick, just kick it in the door."
Schlappner is the No. 1 player in Chinese football. A foreign handsome man, the Chinese call him "Uncle Shi".
His hair also caused a stir at CCTV's Spring Festival Gala. During his days as a coach in China, "Uncle Shi" also left many classic quotes. Once during training, "Uncle Shi" warned him. Disciples: "If you don't know how to kick, just kick in the door." He also likes to encourage the patriotism of Chinese players - our Chinese team will not bow to anyone except the elderly and children. However, after losing to Iraq and Yemen, the Chinese team was eliminated in the group and missed the World Cup in the United States. Schlapner stepped down from the altar and resigned.
Background: Schlapner taught scoring secrets before the World Cup in the United States
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7. Qi Wusheng: "I take responsibility if it is mine, but I cannot take responsibility if it is not mine."
The national team that competed in the top ten in the World Cup in 1997 has always been regarded as The strongest national team in history, even surpassing Milutin's national team. However, such a team failed in the end due to too many people from outside dictating and interfering. Qi Wusheng's ears are too soft. In some games, he will replace whoever the fans want. After being tied by Saudi Arabia in the final game and losing the right to qualify, Qi Wusheng finally plucked up the courage to speak his mind: "I bear the responsibility if it is mine, but I cannot bear the responsibility if it is not mine." In summary, the Chinese Football Association said, The designation of the Chinese team as "Asia's second-tier team" aroused controversy at the time. Many people believed that the Football Association was shirking its responsibility. Looking at it now, there are such factors, but the positioning is still quite accurate.
Background: Qi Wusheng expressed his feelings after the failure of the World Cup in France
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< p> 6. Xu Genbao: "Vieira can't play football."In 1995, the Shenhua team recruited a group of French players for trial training. The then Shenhua team coach Xu Genbao watched a The tall and thin midfielder immediately concluded after running, "The foreign player just now can't play football at all." A few years later, the player who Xu Genbao said could not play football became a core player of Arsenal and even the French national team, and he was the world-class superstar Patrick Vieira, the captain of the French national team.
Background: Shenhua selected foreign aid Xu Genbao to evaluate Vieira
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< p> 5. A leader of the Football Association: "We can lose to any strong European and American team, but we must not lose to any Asian team easily."Just as China is once again competing for the 20xx World Cup, At a certain meeting of the Football Association, a certain leader said impassionedly: "Our Chinese team can lose to any strong European and American team, but we absolutely cannot lose to any Asian team." This sentence came out to all major players. The media and newspapers were all cheered. The "chasing the United States and the United Kingdom" that was popular in the 1970s may spread across the Chinese mainland again. However, what is before us is the embarrassing result of the Chinese national team missing the top ten Asian World Cup qualifiers for two consecutive years.
Background: A leader spoke generously before the World Cup in South Africa
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4. Yan Shiduo: "Chinese football has stood up since then!"
After getting rid of the shadow of Japan and South Korea, the Chinese Football Association bet on the World Cup. After spending the legendary five million yuan, in 2001 The top ten competition in 2016 finally succeeded by chance. Chairman Yan couldn't hide his excitement and said he was a "great man". The Chinese men’s football team has stood up since then! "However, the performance of the Chinese team in the World Cup was shocking. Even the weakest team, Costa Rica, could not beat them. They swallowed 9 goals, failed to score a point, and failed to score a goal. They were beaten back to their original form and returned disappointed! From this point on, It can be seen that relying solely on football diplomacy cannot fundamentally solve the problem! The World Cup is just a pleasure we get after XX. Chinese football is still the same virtue, and from time to time it will make eye-popping news. Looking at people's senses, it has even developed to the point where some people specifically make fun of the national football team. The national football team has become a means of entertainment for the public. I never imagined that the national football team can still serve the people in this way.
Background: Chairman Yan’s words of greatness after winning the World Cup
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3. Zhu Guanghu: "This year is the Year of the Dog. My request for the national team is to use the mad dog spirit to win the Asian Cup and Asian Games! Use the mad dog spirit to carry out a comprehensive attack!"
Lunar Calendar On the fourth day of the first lunar month of the Year of the Dog, Zhu Guanghu and his national team began their final sprint to prepare for the Asian Cup group stage at the Guangzhou Fresh Base. Zhu Guanghu said: "This year is the Year of the Dog. My request to the national team is to use the spirit of a mad dog to win the Asian Cup and the Asian Games! Use the spirit of a mad dog to carry out a comprehensive attack!" This is the first time that "mad dog" pops up from Zhu Guanghu's mouth Spirit". "We must have a clear understanding of the spirit of mad dogs. We see too many pet dogs, and they are for people's amusement. Even if we raise big dogs, they have become accustomed to a pampered life in the city, and their fighting spirit and wildness have been worn away. That’s almost it. Such a dog can only frighten people, and it will definitely not win in a fight. Since this is the Year of the Dog, I agree with the mad dog spirit.”
“I’m talking about the mad dog spirit. , but it is different from a pet dog. It must be able to fight, not afraid of injury, sacrifice, or the strength of the opponent. As long as it still has breath, it must have the perseverance and courage to bite the opponent and not let go. It must suppress the opponent in terms of momentum and courage. Overwhelming opponents, this kind of spirit is what the national team needs. Chinese football is still relatively backward, and there are many opponents who are stronger than us. In many games, our ability and technology cannot match our opponents, but if we can't even match our fighting spirit and spirit. If you want to lose, then such a team has no future, and such a game is meaningless. If this is the spirit of a mad dog, then I very much hope that our national team members will have this spirit. Our national team will be a winner when it comes to the field. Mad dog array!" Zhu Guanghu has completely recognized the word "mad dog" that he once considered indecent.
As a result, the dog is not crazy, but the man is crazy!
Background: Zhu Guanghu proposed the mad dog spirit before preparing for the Asian Cup
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2. A certain Football Association official: "As long as 7-0 we can qualify"
Before the battle between China and Hong Kong on November 17, 2004, a certain Football Association official "carefully" calculated the net victory After the ball, he said: "As long as 7-0, we can qualify." As a result, the national team achieved this goal according to this established plan, and the Kuwaitis, who are more proficient in Arabic numerals, with the help of Malaysia, made it 7-0 to qualify. The laughingstock of the ages.
Background: November 17, 2004 before the war between China and Hong Kong
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1. Zhu Guanghu: "Now the entire society is emphasizing the need for sincerity between people. We represent China. Since we have set the goal of entering the top four, we must achieve it, otherwise it will not be deceiving the society. , deceiving the masses?"
Before the 20xx Asian Cup, Zhu Guanghu seemed confident when facing the top four goals set by the Football Association, "Now the entire society is emphasizing the need for sincerity between people. , We represent China, and since we have set the goal of entering the semi-finals, we must achieve it, otherwise wouldn’t it be deceiving the society and the people?” As a result, the Chinese team, the last runner-up, not only failed to achieve the goal, but also failed to reach the group stage? After qualifying, the people were deceived again.
Background: In 20xx, Zhu Guanghu seemed confident when talking about the goal of the top four
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Classic index: ★★ ★★☆ Collection of classic quotes by Duan Xuan on world football commentary
Classic quotes by Duan Xuan
1. Look, Elano intervened, very decisively and promptly! He is indeed Dunga's secret weapon.
2. The World Cup enters the knockout stage, which affects people's hearts even more. Unexpected reversal can change destiny in an instant. Heaven and hell are often just a matter of thoughts, who can bring the team back to life, who can turn the tide, and who can hold on to the dream. The so-called promotion is all about heartbeat, this is the charm of football.
3. We call today’s referee Brother Ding Ding, who always takes his shots slowly.
4. The position of the head coach of the Brazilian national team is actually more difficult to hold than the position of the president of Brazil. Brazil is a football kingdom, and everyone understands football. There are 100 football emperors out of 100 people.
5. There are also troubles in turning a hobby into a career. For example, if football is your hobby, you can have fun drinking beer with your friends on the weekends. You can love and hate, you can be happy and sad. But if you regard football as a profession, you have to think about it and study it. You have to watch all kinds of games, good ones and bad ones. While others are enjoying it, you may draw boring charts on paper. You can’t bring your own likes and dislikes to the show. Over time, your passion for football may slowly fade.
6. Speaking of Maicon, Maicon performed well this past season and earned the nickname Triple Crown for Inter Milan.
7. I stepped from an ordinary reporter to the position of host. Being a reporter has benefited me a lot: I have witnessed the glorious period and the depressed period after the professionalization of Chinese football. I have witnessed major events and recorded vivid and true stories. At the same time, I have learned to think and exercise my eloquence.
8. The Brazilian team controlled the ball quietly.
9. During the game, the Spanish team had the advantage, but the Swiss team counterattacked and succeeded. The moment Fernandez of the Swiss team scored, Duan Xuan anxiously shouted "danger", but helplessly, the danger was not eliminated.
10. After all, they are not robots or from alien planets. The Korean team wanted to defend the honor of South Korea and Asia today, but unfortunately it failed to do so. Say goodbye, goodbye to the Korean team, goodbye to the Tai Chi Tigers, goodbye to the Asian Red Devils, goodbye to Asia
11. Marcos, a veteran, participated in the World Cup finals for the ninth time.
12. The first red card in this World Cup appeared! After being reminded by the director that it was the third red card, Duan Xuan laughed at himself that it was because of the wrong pinyin letters in front of him.
13. Look at this ball, move forward (sound an octave higher) +_The ball is lost
14. Duan Xuan, who can be called the Spanish god of decline, inadvertently acted The role of the Dutch amulet.
15. The German team has a heavy presence in the midfield and has deployed a large number of defensive players. It seems that the German team is going to strangle the Spanish team's midfield penetration in the midfield. They pushed the defense line forward and set up defenses thirty meters away.
16. We can call such a game a war. The two teams also used such a game to tell fans around the world that they are highly combative teams, and their attitude and tenacity left a deep impression on people. They are like soldiers who are seriously injured, but the war is not over yet and they still have to fight. Football can reflect the spirit and cohesion of a nation.
17. They were characters in Korean costume movies who traveled through time and came to Brazil to watch football. There was no Lee Min Ho or Do Min Joon in today’s game.
18. When the Spanish team counterattacked and Alonso hit the crossbar with a long-range shot, Duan Xuan regretfully expressed his bad luck. He may not have expected that the only unlucky game for the Spanish team would be narrated by himself.
19. Let’s watch this game two more times. Spanish fans can send flowers and applause to your heroes. They have once again reached the European Cup finals. And Portuguese fans, you can also stand up, hold your head high, feel extremely proud, and give applause to your hero.
20. Duncan, the head coach of the Brazilian team.
21. De Rossi’s marking error in the first half caused the opponent to concede a goal.
22. The Dutch team showed good luck in the semi-final match against Uruguay, especially when the second goal was suspected of being offside, but the referee ignored it. Duan Xuan, who was the commentator on the spot, also responded vaguely to the controversial ball, with emotion overcoming reason.
23. In the Dutch team’s previous 6 games, CCTV’s three front commentators were all involved, and they won all 6 games. It seems that the title of lucky charm needs to be shared by three people. But in fact, Duan Xuan commented on 3 Dutch team games alone, which is the largest number, and of course he also contributed the most.
24. They almost unseated the European and world champions, almost broke a myth, and almost created a miracle, but in the penalty shootout, the goalpost once again ruthlessly blocked the Portuguese team. The way forward.
25. Because the Argentina team is too strong, it is generally predicted that another qualifying spot will be between Nigeria, South Korea and Greece.
26. Goooooooooooooooal the ball was scored! Lee Geun-ho's goal! Lee Geun-ho's goal! The Russian goalkeeper has missed several saves, but this time it was fatal! It cannot be saved!
27. Goal!!!!! The Mexican team finally scored the first goal of this World Cup, and this time it finally counted! There is a bolt of lightning on the chest of the Mexico jersey, and this goal also cuts through the night sky like a bolt of lightning!
28. What our Football Association leaders often say to reporters is: the Football Association or the team and the media are one family, and the media should help rather than add trouble. It would be inappropriate to simply interpret negative media reports as causing chaos.
29. As the most expensive team in this World Cup and the top favorite to win the championship, the Spanish team unexpectedly suffered an upset in the first game, losing to Switzerland 0-1.
30. The 64 games of the World Cup are like 64 episodes in a TV series. The match between South Korea and Togo is the 12th episode. If we give this TV series a name, it would be "Tai Chi Tiger Brave" "Fighting Sparrowhawk" The battle between the Sparrowhawk and the Tai Chi Tiger is inseparable. The hawk pecks the tiger, the tiger catches the eagle, the tiger catches the eagle, and the hawk cannot peck the tiger.
31. Look, everyone, Ai Lano inserted it, very decisively and promptly! He is indeed Dunga's secret weapon!
32. Maybe imperfection is the most perfect, maybe the most tragic is the most emotional, say goodbye to the lost youth.
33. Oops! The ball goes in, the ball goes in, the goal stands. When Dutch player Sneijder scored a goal, Duan Xuan shouted passionately and couldn't help laughing. When the replay footage showed that the ball was suspected of being an offside player interfering with the goalkeeper, Duan Xuan did not use commentary to support the scene. He just Said lightly: This kick hit the goal, and goalkeeper Muslera was disturbed, so by the time he made a judgment, it was already too late.
Li Chengpeng's classic quotations about Chinese football
1. If you draw, you will qualify." In fact, "if you beat yourself to death, you will not qualify." When you talk about ghosts, ghosts will blow on the back of your neck—— "Dream start + sleepwalking ending, "If you tie, you will qualify", does it mean "you can't qualify if you beat yourself to death"?
2. You can't think of others as mentally retarded just because you are mentally retarded; you can't treat yourself as mentally retarded. As a contractor, he treats all contracts around the world as a "white slip" - "A "life and death situation" is worse than a "white slip""
3. Called by the Chinese Football Association "In line with international standards" "This contract I think is very unfair, really very unfair. It does not bring the coaching staff into line, but it may cause the coaching staff to "fall off the rails" - "A "life and death situation" is worse than a "white note""
4. The so-called "life and death certificate" is not a marriage certificate to protect the interests of both parties, but more like a "pre-marital property certificate" prepared by a thief man - "The "life and death certificate" is worse than a "white slip"" < /p>
5. Seventeen years ago, when the Chinese team lost to the Thai team 0-1 in the Asian Games, at least there was still a beautiful scene left; seven years ago, when the Chinese team defeated the Thai team in an ugly situation, at least there was still a tall "Chinese head" left. "Team" title; now, what is left of the Chinese team under the leadership of Zhu Guanghu? All that is left is the game. This is a game with "the heaviest amount of shit since the beginning of shit" - "Li Chengpeng asked Zhu Guanghu on the 11th - Resignation May the Lord forgive you"
6. I heard that when the team summarized their harvest, they thought: "The team members sweated a lot as they adapted to the hot and humid weather of the Asian Cup held in Southeast Asia." I finally understood. Commander, you led the team to go to the sauna, but why do you have to spend so much foreign exchange to go abroad to use the sauna? It is too luxurious - "Li Chengpeng's eleventh question to Zhu Guanghu - Resign, the Lord will forgive you"
7 , Director Zhu always complicates simple things. One moment he defends the distance, and the other moment he controls the area. He wishes he could apply the principles of airplanes to making kites. Only if they don’t fall will there be trouble - "Why Zhu Guanghu should be dismissed from class, and why Dui should be in class"
8. The more serious this kind of person is, the more he will fail. The faster he runs in the wrong direction, the closer he will get to hell - "Why Zhu Guanghu should be dismissed from class and why Du Yi should be in class." 》
9. You can’t win by relying on slogans alone. It’s the Chinese football team, not the Chinese slogan team. It’s the foot work of practice, not the oral work of practice. Last time I invented a slogan to lose. Won 0:1, lost 1:4 this time he invented four slogans, "1:4" is about to catch up with the advertising slogan of washing powder, wash it white, go home and sleep - "I admire Zhu very much now" Guidance》
10. Du Yi has a very poisonous vision. I called him "Poison Doctor", Huang Jianxiang called Director Zhu "Veterinary", and then the two of us texted - "Poison Doctor" pK "Veterinary surgeons" and "poison doctors" govern the country, and "veterinarians" harm the country - ""Poison doctors" govern the country, and "veterinarians" harm the country - 19 hours of ice and fire mystery"
11. No Is Bloody still called a review without a point of view? From a stylistic point of view, it should not be called an argumentative essay, but an "explanatory essay" - "On Xie Yalong's "The Main Force Is Coming" and the Sharp Turn"
12. We always like to pretend to be robbers with our heads covered in women's stockings. We also like to sing "Feng Xiaoxiao Xi Yi Shuihan" as karaoke. In fact, we are replacing one mistake with another, and we have to wait. Four years - "The tragic "Asian Cup semi-finals" false proposition"
13. The fundamental reason for the "three-captain system" is that he who once wandered between "single core" and "dual core" finally evolved into " "Three cores", we know that when there are more cores, it is actually "no cores" - "Talk about Chinese locker room culture from Jihai Zheng Zhidaji's "three-captain system""
14. Perennial "crazy manipulation" has made the Chinese team look like bloodless single-celled anucleate animals. The players all regard being kind as a motto. Human nature has been sublimated, but animal nature has degenerated - "Cong Jihai Zheng Zhi The "three-captain system" in the big season talks about Chinese locker room culture"
15. The double-captain system or even the three-captain system started during the Alihan period. Think about it that night, we were just one goal away from scoring in Hong Kong. When the Chinese team qualified, everyone in the Chinese team had the core but no backbone, like a kamikaze team or a headless fly.
This is the benefit of "multi-core" - "Talk about Chinese locker room culture from Jihai Zheng Zhidaji's "three-captain system""
16. One boss in the locker room is enough, but more It's not a locker room but a chess and card room, and it's not a Landlord game, so why are the three of them doing this? ——"Talk about the Chinese locker room culture from the "three-captain system" of Jihai Zheng Zhidaji"
17. When "paving stones", "knife on the neck" and "fighting like the People's Liberation Army" are like this The slogan was released, and it seemed a bit like going bankrupt and investing in the stock market - "Vietnam team's upset is good news for the Chinese team"
18. In the past ten years, Chinese media has used it most frequently and freely. One of the proudest titles is "Israel makes people haggard" - "Ten memory fragments about the China-Iraq war ten years ago"
19. Only the Chinese team is so funny like the last century Teams in the 1970s also liked to make their formations as symmetrical as parallel prose, and also used the most popular tactical terms of this era. Please, Director Zhu, it is sad to be a "tactical super man" - "" Tactical superman "Zhu Guanghu caused the national football team to split, Dong Fangzhuo and Zhou Haibin had to fight for power"
20. Using this method of maxing out credit cards to run the tactics of the Chinese national team is really a bit like eating up all the people by Dongting Lake. Owls and flavored snakes, and then 2 billion mice went up the levee - "Dream Beginning + Sleepwalking Ending, "If you tie, you will qualify", does it mean "If you beat yourself to death, you will not qualify"? ”
21. When a tragedy happens once, it is a tragedy, when it happens twice, it is a comedy, and when it happens three times, it is a farce. p>
22. The Chinese football system is the "original sin". As early as the Yan Shiduo era, administrative football has buried the cause of this disease through "only rising but not falling", "not rising but not falling" and "gamble on the World Cup". Mr. Xie Yalong All that has to be done is to downgrade "a big bet on the World Cup" to a "big bet on the Asian Cup." Zhu Guanghu's guidance only downgraded "not qualifying for the World Cup qualifying group" to "not qualifying for the Asian Cup group." And those politics full of funny colors The slogan just changed from Yan Shiduo's "The Chinese people have stood up from now on" after qualifying for the top ten games to a hooligan's hypocrisy of "even if the knife is placed on the neck" - "The death of Zhu Jiajun is the last brain nerve of administrative football" Necrosis - I fired at the system
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