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Section 38 Humorous sentences in the circle of friends

1, Nima is one year older. I wish myself a happy birthday and National Day. It takes five minutes to wait for a subway, three hours to watch a movie, one month for a full moon, one year for spring, and a lifetime to miss someone, but only one second for a blessing. Happy Women's Day. 3, Women's Day men's iron law: do not drink, do not work overtime, accompany you home early, wash clothes and cook, mop the floor; Serve tea and tell jokes. Doby will laugh when he gets paid, but he won't talk back when he is educated by his wife. 4. It is very eye-catching to associate with beautiful women. Associate with smart women to nourish your brain. Keep in touch with healthy women. Associate with happy women and nourish your heart. I'm dating you. I've raised it. Happy Women's Day to the Perfect Woman. I wish all women in the world a happy and healthy holiday. I wish you eternal youth, eternal youth and beauty, and eternal happiness. 7. On March 8th, I wish perfect typesetting: May your face be as beautiful and smooth as white paper, your figure as graceful and slim as a simplified imitation of Song Dynasty, your mood as peaceful and balanced as paragraph spacing, and your happiness as full and full as head and foot.

InternationalWomen'sDay (IWD), also known as "International Women's Day", "March 8th Festival" and "March 8th Women's Day", is a festival established on March 8th every year to celebrate women's important contributions and great achievements in economic, political and social fields.

The main representatives are Clara Zetkin, He Xiangning and Jin Xueshu.