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At the beginning of the new year 1, I wish you good things for two years in a row, spring all year round, a colorful life, and occasionally a small fortune at 8 o'clock, throwing your troubles out of the clouds! Please accept my blessing from 10.

I wish you a smooth sailing, two dragons flying in the sky, three sheep in Qi Fei, four seasons in peace, five blessings, six six six six, seven stars shining everywhere, good luck, unity, perfect Pepsi and all the best!

The new year is coming, I wish you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Every day, wow, haha! Happy every month! Go to Gao Legao every year! It feels like Sprite! Always eye-catching

I wish you positive wealth, partial wealth, windfall and rolling financial resources; Affection, friendship, affair and affection; Official luck, fortune, peach blossom luck, good luck.

Send you a coat, the front is peace, the back is happiness, auspiciousness is the collar, wishful thinking is the sleeve, happiness is the button, and the pocket is full of warmth. Wear it and let it accompany you every day! Happy new year!

It's not expensive to send you 999 roses every day. It's not tiring to send you 999 short messages every day. I will meet you in another 999 afterlife. Besides, I love you and am not afraid to break your heart.

Congratulations on the New Year: Smooth sailing, two dragons taking off, three sheep opening Thailand, four seasons of peace, five blessings, the June 6th Great Harmony, seven stars shining high, abundant financial resources, great unity in 1999, all the best, all the best, all the best!