There are 30 humorous short sentences, each of which is classic and philosophical.

When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers on the wall for you.

3, chess, calligraphy and painting can't be done, and washing and cooking are too tired.

They said that the internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true.

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

6. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

7. When I have money in the future, I will send people I hate to the best mental hospital.

8. Being beautiful is annoying. If I were a boy, I would marry myself.

9. How people die is boredom.

10, I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

1 1, I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.

12, I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.

13, in the dead of night, I often ask myself, was it right or wrong to decide to come to earth?

14, I finally know why I wear a mask, not because of germs, but because I am afraid of meeting people with bad breath.

15, I am also a spoony seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.

16, by the end of the year, I found that I only earned my age.

17, love is putting all your heart into it and then pulling it out!

18, three elements of success: 1, persistence; 2, shameless; 3. Insist on being shameless. Did you do it?

19, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

Don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.

2 1, the relationship between a man and his wife is worse, and the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

22. I received a short message yesterday asking me to remit money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!

23. I smoke because it hurts my lungs and I'm not sad.

24, busy is a kind of happiness, so that we have no time to experience pain; Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life; Fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which leaves us no time to be empty.

25. There is a kind of person who only does two things: you succeed, he is jealous of you, you fail, and he laughs at you.

26. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife!

27. In late autumn, I met you in the street, looking at your lonely back and helpless eyes ... I couldn't restrain my inner excitement any longer, and rushed over to grab your hand and said, friend, you stepped on shit.

28. If he doesn't help you put on the wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

29. I said to the mirror, mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful in the world? The mirror is broken.

30. When I am in a bad mood, I will make harassing calls to others in the middle of the night to wake them up and I will sleep.

Deep philosophical short sentences, classic sentences.

1. When you succeed, your friends know who you are; When you fail, you will know who your friends are.

2. People's feelings are like teeth. When you put them down, they are gone, and you pretend that they are fake.

Everything that can be explained thoroughly is basically put down. You know, the heart is unclear and even unspeakable.

If you don't work hard, you are not qualified to criticize others for carelessness. It's easy to complain, but people who shut up and work hard deserve more respect.

Trust is a knife. If you give it to others, they have two choices: stab you or love and protect you.

6. Coffee is bitter or sweet, not how to stir it, but whether to put sugar; The pain is not so hard to forget, but whether you have the courage to start over.

7. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and solve the plot.

8. Life is actually very simple. Fight for what you like, cherish what you get and forget what you lose.

9. It's just a walk together. There's no need to make memories longer than the journey.

10. When you do it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong. Don't be too headstrong, because you live for the future. Don't let the future you hate the present you.

1 1. There is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Otherwise, who wants ideals?

12. Some things are not as strong as possible, but just right. Deep words, shallow words, we walk a long way slowly.

13. The most painful thing is that if something disappears, it will disappear forever, and it will never come back, but it will leave a thin and sharp needle stuck in your heart and can't be pulled out. If it wants to hurt you, you have to hurt it.

14. When you are young, you need to suffer more, and you will be truly humble. Otherwise, your self-righteous cleverness and contempt for all superiority will destroy you sooner or later.

15. Time is short and the horizon is far away. In the future, a mountain and a river will quietly leave overnight. The most eternal happiness in life is ordinary, and the longest possession is cherish.

16. There is always only one way to forget a relationship: time and new love. If neither time nor new love can make you forget a relationship, there is only one reason: time is not long enough and new love is not good enough.

Humorous, interesting, philosophical, short sentences, a moment of relaxation.

1, it's not difficult to drive, I'm afraid there are new people!

2. relax, I'm not a good person ...

3, the long road of life, there will always be a few wrong steps.

4, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, all the way sparks with lightning.

I want the whole world to know that I am low-key.

I really envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

7. Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

8. Dark wild boar and your little face …

9. A gentleman is just a patient wolf.

10, so many people despise me, who are you?

1 1. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following …

12, always insomnia recently,/kloc-wake up every 0/6 hours.

13, is the ancient westerly road thin? Dead vines and old trees are meat …

14, which is gold, will always be spent; This is a mirror, it always reflects light …

15, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

16, life is not Lin Daiyu, and there will be no various customs because of sadness.

17, Swallow, wearing bikini, flying east, flying west …

18, when everyone left me, you advised me to wait patiently for the monkey …

19, how much sadness can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel …

20, beheading is nothing, the head falls off with a scar as big as a bowl, 18 is followed by zombies …

2 1, you can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact I'm just beautiful.

23. Why not find a quiet place and count the brain cells by yourself?

24. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

25. The road to success is always under construction.

I really want to make money into my hobby.

27. The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.

28. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too wicked.

29. I accidentally want to grow old with you.

30, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.

3 1, life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's doors, just make a joke and leave.

33. People always want ghosts and gods to know when doing good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when doing bad things. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.

You said that you might marry someone you don't like in the future. It doesn't matter. I am willing to be the person you don't like.

35. The sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

37. The most pitiful thing about human nature is that we always dream of a wonderful rose garden on the horizon, instead of enjoying the roses in front of our window today.

30 classic quotations with super philosophy, each sentence is very classic.

30 classic quotations with super philosophy, each sentence is very classic.

1. I will be kind to people who like me. Because everyone's efforts should be rewarded. I don't blame those who betray me. Maybe he is really in pain and won't listen to his explanation. We are at the next stop.

2, life is only a few decades, the most important thing is to satisfy yourself, not to please others. When you do something, it affects not only the thing itself, but also other related fields. Don't deliberately explain yourself at any time, even if it is a misunderstanding. Just understand yourself. People who don't care don't need to understand themselves.

3. Business is not the act of destroying each other's own existence in order to gain benefits, but the communication between people. Therefore, this is the correct way of life. You can forgive, you can ignore, you can give up and you can forget, but you can't help loving yourself. I will let go of those who can't stay. I can't give him the happiness he wants, at least I can fulfill his pursuit.

There is nothing in life, neither life nor death, neither coming nor going. Missing is the pain of breathing, and then it evaporates instantly, so that the impossible will be dispersed. When everyone doesn't understand you, forgive you, or even leave you, as long as I'm by your side, you won't get lost.

5. Love is when you meet someone better, and you are still with the person you have vowed to spend your life with. Our big and small wishes are always given up in a short season.

6. All wounds are a shame given by others and an illusion of persistence. I may be a bird. Full of vigilance, it is not easy to stay. So I've been flying. Feelings are sometimes just your own business. It has nothing to do with anyone. Love, or not love, can only end by itself.

7. Sometimes women are not stupid, but just too lazy to be smart, especially in front of the person they like. I understand that people all over the world love cool thin, but I still stubbornly want to seek warmth. Happiness is always full of defects, but happiness is too simple and easily broken. Never fail your heart, because it can give you all the love.

8. It will pass, and everything will pass. Then our pain, our sadness, our guilt. All my smiles, when I am sad or happy, I only have one smile. Anything can be replaced. Love, past events, memories and time are all replaceable. But you can't help yourself.

9. Life is when I fall and no one helps me. I got up by myself, and I was very sad and no one comforted me. I told myself to be strong. Hard-working people will not starve to death, but they will not become rich. Whatever you do, remember to do it for yourself, and then you won't complain.

10, in the face of people who have hurt themselves, give them a smile and turn away, not to hate, too tired, not to love, he is not worth it. I will ignore the person who left me and came back. Because you can't give me a complete heart anymore.

1 1. Anyone who wants to make a lot of money must first make his career deeper than the sea. Only in this way will there be more wild animals and fish. Everyman has a fixed position in everything, so you should keep your square feet and don't treat others with a condescending attitude.

12, if you can see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I always leave happiness ahead. Anyone can be vicious, as long as you have tried jealousy.

13, God decided who your relatives are, but fortunately it left you room in choosing friends. When we continue to look for and seek answers, they will eventually appear. It is always easy for you to forget what you want to remember, but it is not easy to forget what you want to forget.

14, when we have very strong expectations for something, the thing we expect will appear. When your mind is focused on a certain field, people, things and things related to this field will be attracted to you.

15, life is a trip that you can't go back. In life, we are all lamenting the misfortune of life. While waiting for hope, time passed by us snickering like a naughty elf. As time goes by, carefree childhood has already vanished like a dream. The romantic past of teenagers is also accompanied by calendars flowing in the wind of years.

16, the deepest and most peaceful happiness is to look at the world and slowly taste its beauty and harmony. The time that slips away secretly makes us look old, but it also enriches our lives. Cherish every friendship around you, maybe forget it, maybe alienate it, but never forget it.

17, if you want to be happy, you must enrich your mind. We have gone through a long life, and sometimes we suddenly find that our life is so dull. There is no difference between all sunrises and sunsets, and there is no difference between cold and heat. All the laughter and tears are actually the same, and there is no glory. We have traveled through every ordinary day unconsciously.

18, there is no need to quarrel with fate, just let nature take its course and get along well. There is more than one road to success. When this road is blocked, you might as well try another road. Whenever you are going to give up your dream, tell yourself to stick to it for another day, week, month and year. You will find that the result of refusing to leave is surprising.

19, smile without complaining. How long is life? Since we came into this world. Have the tenacity of hard work and hard work. Weakness can only fall again and again. Pain can only make things worse. Tears can only dim hope. Trouble can only confuse people. We should learn to be strong in weakness and bear in sadness. Learn to be indifferent in adversity. Learn to keep calm among thorns.

As long as you walk in the right direction, no matter how rugged, you are closer to happiness than standing in the same place. You need more patience, confidence and persistence in life, so you won't always give up halfway. Struggle hard for your dreams. When you look back, you will find those sufferings, which later became the wealth of your life.

2 1. Keep smiling and don't complain about things that can't be changed. On the runway of life, some people appreciate the scenery attentively, while others try to make themselves a landscape. Everyone wants to pursue beauty, but beauty is an endless pursuit. Life is like a roller coaster. You can scream every time you bump, or you can raise your hand and enjoy the whole process.

22. Yesterday is an abandoned check, tomorrow is an unexpired deposit, and only today is your disposable cash. If you don't love, you won't be moved; If you love, love a vigorous, earth-shattering, never give up!

23, people live a lifetime, cherish what they have, in life, many successes and failures, gains and losses, are not what we can expect, and many things are not what we can bear, but as long as we work hard and get a peace after paying, what we get is actually a kind of happiness!

24. I want to turn my feelings for you into warm sunshine, hoping that the light can warm your heart. Make yourself more peaceful and tolerant. Everyone has his difficulties, so why force others?

25. Life is short, and many things will always be understood after experience. Like feelings, after the pain, you will know how to protect yourself; Only when you are stupid will you know how to persist, give up at the right time, and get to know yourself gradually in gain and loss. Since silence has lost its meaning, it is better to immediately cut off the repeated feelings in your heart, give up what you cherish and expect, and choose again.

26. If you don't pursue anything deliberately, the fallen leaves will come back to me, and it will always come back. We can allow ourselves to fall for a while, but we can't sink from there. We still have dreams and tomorrow will come. At any time in my life, I am not afraid to start all over again. Every seemingly low starting point will be the only way to a higher peak.

27. The longer the time, the lighter the heart. Life is too short to live happily. It is normal to have troubles, but it is abnormal to have no troubles. If you are in a bad mood, you might as well go to a movie, listen to a piece of music, sing a song, make a phone call and enjoy the sunshine.

28. I can't go back to the other side that I couldn't go back to. In the years, good times are not often there, and good flowers don't last long. Life is short, cherish it, treat it well and grasp it well! Cherish everyone around you, especially yourself!

29, life is a process, if there is no suffering, we will be proud; Without setbacks, there is no joy of success; Without vicissitudes, there would be no compassion. Therefore, don't imagine that life is always so complete, and the four seasons of life can't be just spring. Everyone's life is destined to go through the ditch, taste bitterness and helplessness, and experience setbacks and bumps.

30. Life is beautiful only when it comes out, and it is not brilliant when it comes out; Life has no beginning once and for all, and there is no irreversible end. Even if everything is lost, there is no reason to despair as long as there is breath. We may not be able to change the environment, but we can change ourselves; You can't change the past, but you can grasp the present; You can't do everything smoothly, but you can do everything wholeheartedly; You can't choose your appearance, but you can show your smile.