Cold jokes about the Mid-Autumn Festival

2. A couple bought a mooncake to eat together. The girl ate 3/7 and the boy ate 4/7. The boy paid 4.5 yuan more than the girl. How much does this mooncake cost? . .

It is said that the answer for diaosi is 31.5, and the answer for non-diaosi is 4.5.

3. Yesterday, a friend brought a box of mooncakes to his mother-in-law. The mother-in-law saw that it was two years expired and said calmly, "Have you been cheated by an unscrupulous merchant?"

My friend answered calmly: You gave this to me last year.

The mother-in-law replied calmly: Don’t worry, I will keep it well!

4. My dad just called me and asked me what to bring home for the Mid-Autumn Festival? I said: "I bought five-nut mooncakes..."

Dad: "You can buy it for six people, and your brother-in-law will come too!"

5. Celebrating the Mid-Autumn Festival in the workplace Moon cakes were given out, and my colleagues ate a piece of moon cake at noon, and then played poker, but lost all afternoon. . .

When I got off work in the evening, I looked at the mooncake box and yelled angrily, "No wonder I didn't win at noon. This cheating mooncake is double crispy."

6. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, and the father and son The two made mooncakes together.

The son had just learned how to make mooncakes, so he asked his father: "Dad, what kind of filling should I use?"

The father wiped his sweat and said: "It doesn't matter. ~"

My son just happened to see the cat at home pooping, so he secretly put the feces in.

That night, the father picked out his son’s mooncakes to eat. While eating, he commented on how delicious it was, and asked his son: “What kind of fillings are used?”

The son said: “Using cats and cats. "The poop."

Dad just finished eating the moon cake.