Humorous short message poems of missing

1 I have eyes but I can't see you at any time. I have ears, but I can't hear your voice at any time. I have hands, but I can't catch you at any time. But I have a heart that can miss you at any time.

Weather forecast: I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow morning. I expect to miss you continuously in the afternoon. Affected by this low mood, the night will become a big dream, and the mood will drop by five degrees. It is expected that this weather will last until I see you.

3 friends, not necessarily reasonable, but must know each other; Not necessarily inseparable, but we must cherish each other; It is not necessarily icing on the cake, but it must be a timely help; Not always in contact, but always in mind!

When you saw this message, I was thinking of you quietly in a corner of the world, wondering what you were doing and whether you were thinking of me.

I can't eat in the morning because I miss you, I can't eat at noon because I miss you more, I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily, and I can't sleep at night because I'm hungry.

Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: a: miss you; B: I miss you very much; C: I miss you very much; D: I miss you so much that I can't sleep; E: all of the above.

How many times have I told you to be careful not to go out at night, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!

Do you know that?/You know what? I haven't seen you these days, so I want to commit suicide: I want to hang myself with noodles, start with tofu, cut my pulse with cotton swabs, use coke as poison, and jump off a building with a parachute!

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I miss you so much.

10 has a tacit understanding, a feeling, a happiness and a yearning.