What are some jokes about abstinence?

1, if you have wine today, get drunk today, and drink cold water tomorrow.

2, save money on alcohol and tobacco, and inevitably ask for help.

But since the water is still flowing, even though we cut it with the sword, it is even more sad to lift the cup.

4. Drink a kilo a meal, and you will have half life.

Looking through the calendar, I haven't drunk for a week. The first two hangovers made me decide to give up drinking. I don't want to get drunk and I can't dream of death. White water loves the longest.

Headache in the morning after drinking is the reason why I am determined to give up drinking. I am doomed to fight again and again until dawn.

7. Sometimes alcohol is a disaster. Give it up and don't let it hurt the innocent.