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College students are dumb and won't take time off to travel. Baby, look.

Look at the reasons why college students take time off!

Spring is finally here. Enjoy your college time. Come and study for the babies who won't take time off!

Family reasons

1. Who is married? ..

2. whose child was born (this statement seems closer)

3. The pet/relative is ill

I need to reissue the lost account book.

5. Mom/Dad: Call me home urgently.

Examination reasons

1. Skills-based examination (automobile, art, dance, musical instrument, calligraphy, psychology ...)

2. Various make-up exams

3. The certificate recognizes physical reasons 1. All kinds of discomfort (but the stomachache is too deliberate). After all, the school also has an infirmary. But you can choose stomach pain, headache and dizziness .. 2. Physiological period 3. Hemorrhoids are tried and tested, and teachers don't check them themselves.

4. Tooth problems: tooth filling, tooth extraction, tooth restoration ... can be used many times!

5. Gastroenteroscopy (this classmate asked for two days off)

6. Food poisoning (vomiting and diarrhea)

7. If you are bitten by a wild dog, you should get rabies vaccine (it seems that you have to get three shots).

8. Ligament strain (it will take about half a month to get up)

9. Physical examination (half a day to one day)

Common causes

1. Community activities! ! !

2.xx lecture assistant

3. Banking (half a day to one day)

4. If you lose your ID card, reissue it (half a day to one day)

It took half a day to deal with the car rub.

6. Being a bridesmaid (it takes half a day to try on clothes and half a day to be a bridesmaid) and the kind of bridesmaid who has a good relationship abroad and will go for several days (preferably her cousin)