A collection of sentences about jokes

Joke 1

Sparrows and crows form a dragon gate formation together.

The sparrow said: What kind of bird are you?

The crow said: I am Phoenix!

Sparrow: How can there be such a dark phoenix as your turtle son?

Crow: You know what a shovel, I am a phoenix who burns boilers. amp; #173;

Joke 2

One day, when we were discussing how high Yao Ming was, the Sichuan PLMM who usually loved to argue next to me started arguing again: "Yao Ming is calculating." What’s so tall? There is someone in our hometown who is much taller than him.”

“Who?” we asked in unison.

"Leshan Giant Buddha" she said proudly. ?­

Everyone was dizzy, and two people wearing glasses even dropped their glasses...

One GG was unconvinced: "It's not more than seventy meters." Well..."

But he was interrupted by this Sichuan girl: "Is it only more than 70 meters?"

The other person said confidently: "It is 71 meters."

"So, you people don't even understand some basic common sense," the MM said plausibly, "It's 71 meters when sitting, but what about standing up?"

Everyone fell to the ground. ...

"You asked him to stand up!" This GG was still not convinced.

"Well, I have been sitting by the river for more than a thousand years. I have been exposed to wind and rain, and I have already developed arthritis. If you have the ability, go and try sitting for a few years!"? Everyone was completely speechless. ...amp;#173;

Joke 3: The assignment given by a teacher to the students is to make sentences using "please" and "request". ?amp; #173; After the homework book was handed in, one of the students answered: Yesterday, my mother stewed a pot of pig's feet. Before it was cooked, my father ate a piece and said, "I beg you not to move."

Mom said: "I ask you to chew!"­