Make your best friend happy.

1, God said he would make me a wish, and I said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said to make this person more beautiful. He pondered and said, "I'll take a look at the globe again!" "

2. Missing you is a common thing, missing you is a daily thing, dreaming about you is a nightly thing, loving you is a lifelong thing, and cheating you is just one thing. ?

3. A group of female colleagues chatted, and two of them were pregnant, so they talked about pregnancy. When talking about pregnancy before marriage, I said that many men get on the bus before buying tickets ... At this moment, a male colleague next to them said, "That's because tickets are too difficult to buy now!" " "

4. I keep you in my way and you attract me with your silence; How beautiful everything is, the distance between heart and heart becomes zero; Youth flies in the wind, dreams echo in passion, and I believe in the future, and my heart will remain unchanged! ?

5. Love is a dish: put emotions into the pot of fate, pour the oil of happiness, sprinkle the sugar of happiness, pour a bottle of sour vinegar, add bitter salt and colored pepper, and make the years miserable. When you have various flavors, this dish can be served.

6. A lamb is about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to catch him viciously, but the lamb said passionately, "What is there to be afraid of when you die?" When I finish reading this message. "

7. Because of you, I will happily listen to the sounds of nature; Because of you, I will feel motherly care; But you've been with me in obscurity and without regrets.

8. Every time I look up and see the round moon and you are not around, I miss you crazily. It turns out that don't go to see the moon when you are lonely, because it will make you more lonely. ?

9. Everyone says that you are handsome and you are covered with famous brands. It seems that Pan An lives in the contemporary era. He is well-educated and talented. I came here to worship you, and I didn't know until I met you. You are really a genius in the orangutan world! ?

10, did you receive a short message today last year, which made you remember it vividly? If you receive this message, it proves that your mobile phone has been infected with virus, please immediately throw it into the water and soak it for one day.

1 1. God was afraid that you were hungry, so he created rice, God was afraid that you were thirsty, so he created water, and God was afraid that you were lonely, so he created lovely me, provided that God found that there was no barrel for rice, so he created lovely you.

12, Guan Guan Luo Yu, a boat in love. My fair lady, white horse is hard to find. I miss you, tea is hard to serve. Very sad, tossing and turning. Holding your hand, you slipped away. Suddenly looking back, you are hanging in a slaughterhouse with dim lights. ?