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Valentine's day greetings

When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above.

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love. Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1 = 1.

If the frog didn't become a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't become a bubble, would I still believe in love? Believe! Because I still have you around. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name.

Love is the yearning of the heart, the ringing of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!

Seeing you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

What we pursue-send a piece of infatuation.

● The ancient road is sparse, the sun is setting, and heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

● On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew it, cook it, steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

● You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

Loving you is not the goal, the goal is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

I miss you so much, I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills, alas! But I still miss you.

● You are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; You are love, I am love, and it is beautiful to have you.

My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, and like the sunset, the western hills are brilliant. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you!

I want to send you roses, but they are too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He will help me tell you that my heart likes you, my heart cares about you and my heart is waiting for you.

You are a poison that permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. On February 4th, 2004, a poisoning incident occurred. Please don't forget to give me the antidote!

Love at first sight, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart. Don't want your heart, don't understand my heart, so cruel, make me sad.

If I turn every thought about you into a flower, there will always be a garden full of flowers around me.

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Valentine's day message

Author: anonymous article source: original hits on this site: 30749 Update time: 2006-2- 1 1

Today is Valentine's Day. Let me report my love experience to you. There are 365 days, 8760 hours, 525600 minutes and 3 153600 seconds in a year. If I don't miss you for a second, I must be thinking about how much I love you. 405 send

Flash past bin Laden's tail, avoid the crowd in the US election, avoid the violent explosion of mine accidents, and bypass the tsunami attack in Southeast Asia. After so many dangers, I just want to say to you: Happy Valentine's Day, my friend! 0 send

Valentine's Day makes me miss you infinitely. Stop your heart in the harbor where colorful clouds are rising, secretly engrave happiness in your heart, and tie you and me tightly at the end of the years with a love thread. 163 send

Long time no see, but I have always kept your motto in mind: steamed bread is valuable, steamed buns are more expensive, and if there are ribs, you can throw them both. Lovely bad friends, Happy Valentine's Day! 73 send

Valentine's Day is coming, so there is nothing to send, just send a pair of couplets. The first part: look at each other coldly; Downward: bow your head and be a bachelor; Horizontal batch: Long live the bachelor! Happy valentine's day, hoho~~ 163.

Valentine's Day is coming, can you give me a present? Please put your right hand on your face and touch your face instead of me; Put your left hand on your heart and let me hear that you miss my heartbeat! 136 send

Since I fell in love with you, my heart can't let you go. I'll walk with you. I'll carry you when I'm tired, carry you when I'm cold, carry you when I'm hot, and pretend to be you when I go out. You, I have no temper, because I love you so much! I miss you so much on Valentine's Day! 128 send

Love is a feeling, and pain also makes you happy; Love is an experience, heartbreak is sweet; Love is an experience, broken and beautiful. You are the one who makes me happy, sweet and beautiful! Happy Valentine's Day! 23 1 send

The days together are very dull and seemingly calm, but this ordinary day is the most romantic, right? Dear, Happy Valentine's Day! 49 send

When you see a couple on Valentine's Day, there is no need to be sad or worried. I secretly brought Cupid's Arrow and sent it to you by this short message. It won't be long before you can enjoy the sweetness of love! Happy Valentine's Day! 74 send

Today seems to be my wife's second birthday, right? Flowers are in the living room, chocolates are in the drawer, new clothes are hanging in the closet, my salary is in my wallet, and I ... I am lying in bed _ 16 to send them.

Our love is like a black and white movie. Our dribs and drabs flow through the dark scene. Although everything has no ending, I will miss you with a gentle mood all my life. 2 1 send

Ten years ago, you didn't know me and I didn't belong to you. Ten years later, you and I form a small family of 1, with two babies and a happy family of four! This is the origin of February 14! 3 1 send

Looking at the roses all over the street, I think of you; I think of you with bitter chocolate; I thought of you when I opened the Valentine's Day card whose signature was not yours. I really want to ask you gently, how was your Valentine's Day? 47 send

Love you enough, just want to stay by your side for a while. Heartbeat is a beautiful melody of love, which makes us the most beautiful notes in the world! Dear, happy Lantern Festival! Love you forever! 4 1 send

Where are you? I asked Breeze and he shook his head. I asked Baiyun and he closed his eyes. The moon only shows a guilty face at night. Where are you? I miss you so much.

I would like to turn into a rose, hold it tightly in your hand and reveal fragrance for you; I want to become a piece of chocolate. You gently hold it in your mouth, making you feel fragrant and slippery. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day! 7 1 send

You once said that I fell in love with you, just like a hedgehog fell in love with a rose. I chose to leave in order not to hurt each other. Valentine's day is coming, hedgehog wishes roses in the distance: find the little prince as soon as possible and be happy every day. 24 send

I was once scarred by love, but we all walked hand in hand. When fears and difficulties are exposed, love is our last line of defense. On this special day, I want to say to you: I will accompany you all my life. 23 send

Everything is over before it starts. As the years go by, we feel the impermanence of life. In the night of missing, I often touch your name and cry. It's Valentine's Day again. Are you okay in another country? 68 send

If you are Kennedy, I am your Jia Guilin, beautiful for you day and night; If you are Napoleon, I am your Josephine, and I will do anything for you! Bless you, dear, and have a happy Valentine's Day! 4 send

Roses of love fill the streets, and lovers' smiling faces ripple in every corner. Inexplicably like this festival that originally belonged to the west. Dear, let's be lovers on such a day, shall we? 6 send

I like to leave my mark on you, but I don't remember that you never belonged to me. Valentine's day is coming, can you put a seal that belongs only to you on me? 7 send

Honey, do you remember what day tomorrow is? Wrong guess! It's not the first time to hold hands or kiss, but the anniversary of the rose you gave me last Valentine's Day!

Seeing your happy smiling face reminds me of last year when I was waiting for you downstairs with roses. The biting wind didn't cool my love for you that night. I hope I can be with you every Valentine's Day. 6 send

I want to send you a bunch of roses every day, but I have no money; I also want to give you chocolate every day, but I'm afraid you'll hit me if you gain too much meat, so I can only send you a text message every day from today to express my love for you. 20 send

Only today in a year can express my love for you best; No amount of roses and chocolates can replace my sincerity to you. As long as you have a smiling face, our Valentine's Day will be extremely sweet. 20 send

True love is a kind of belief, and only love makes me stronger. True love is a yearning, and I just want to make love with my lover. True love in the world is a kind of lingering, and only those who love each other can understand it. Honey, I love you.

I am waiting for you. I'm learning to be strong for the hug you owe me. I'm waiting for you, because you said you would hold my hand and run. I learned to cherish my hand, just for the moment when you gently hold it. 20 send

Valentine's day, lover's robbery, personal plot, lover's robbery, lover's robbery, lover's marriage, once and for all. Although I can't spend this Valentine's Day with you, I can't send you a rose that should have belonged to you long ago, but I will water this red rose with my love for you and wait for you to pick it! 34 send

Valentine's day is coming, please forgive me for what I did wrong. I told your mobile phone number to a stranger. His name is Cupid, and he wants to tell you for me. My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart waits for you. 43 send

In the post of time, I want to make a wish, called forever; In the harbor of love, I will send a hope called sincerity. This Valentine's Day, I will spend it with you with a true feeling. Our friendship will always be accompanied by sincerity. 76 send

If you have no lover, haha. We share the same fate. Who said you must have a lover on Valentine's Day? I wish you a happy Valentine's Day without lovers! If you are married, I hope you are romantic and warm! 47 send

Happy Valentine's Day, man! Dude, I want to have a lonely Valentine's Day like you. I'm afraid I can't find someone who makes you happy for you, but he will be around you soon, believe me! 22 send

Dear husband: You always say that my romance is hopeless. Without you, I wouldn't have so many romantic feelings. The roses on Valentine's Day are only for you! 12 send

Tie a hundred knots.

Valentine's Day Reminder: It is reliable that if you don't buy your wife flowers on Valentine's Day, she will put a handful of dishes in your vase and wait for you to go home and get a feather duster, kneeling keyboard! So be sure to buy flowers to go home! 30 send

Valentine's Day is here again. You know, with you, every day is Valentine's Day! For me, every day is Labor Day! If we are together, every day will be a carnival! 29 send

On Valentine's Day, I would like to be a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, then lie in your gentle stomach, dissolve into your blood and feel your breath-I won't come out until you return it to me! 15 send

When we first met, you were my unforgettable thoughts. Fate played a joke, and you and I passed by. Even if it is fate, I am still your loyal friend. I sincerely wish you a happy Valentine's Day! 54 send

Happy Valentine's Day! If you want a lonely Valentine's Day, don't be sad! People who can bring you happiness will soon appear by your side, believe me! 28 send

Miss you in the most beautiful night, miss you in the deepest breath, feel you in the most pleasant time, and know that you are enough in this world when you are most frustrated. Happy Valentine's Day, my love!

Guess what I'm going to give you for Valentine's Day? I want to mix a bowl of acacia soup with full love and sweet desire, put a little gentleness and add some happy spices to make you love me more after drinking it! 14 send

I have surrendered to you unconditionally. Valentine's Day is coming, so sign a love contract! Otherwise nobody wants me! I am prepared to halve my rights and double my obligations. I will love you wholeheartedly for life! 7 send

Valentine's day is here! Baby, today belongs to both of us! Remember today last year? How romantic! I will try my best to make you warmer today! Oh ... my favorite bed! 6 send

Since I had you, I have become a heartless person, because my heart and my liver have been "stolen" by you ... Can I chat with my heart and heart members this Valentine's Day? 4 send

In February14,21:21,a pair of lovers appeared. Kiss the person you love for 2 minutes before you show up, and then hold their hand. You will be happy forever. Please forward this message to 5 people. No one will love you forever! 1 1 send

Today, I sent the most expensive chocolates and roses to you and your lover by express delivery as Valentine's Day gifts. Oh, I forgot, you paid for this gift; I got a job in a gift shop. 6 send

Dear, help me, my brain terminal is infected by acacia virus, the emotional sector is formatted, and all files are renamed as "I love you". exe”。 Please bring your love to help me detoxify in February 14! 6 send

You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me take your furry hand and take a bite! Oh, it is love that makes us walk upright! Let's go hunting on Valentine's Day! 18 send

Think of me as overbearing! Anyway, you have to accompany me all day this February 14, give me back all the time you usually owe me, and then tell me well, Happy Valentine's Day! 6 send

In my Me Before You, the world is a wasteland. After meeting you, the world became a paradise. The past many years have been like a wisp of smoke to me, and my future life is endless because of you. Valentine's Day is meaningful because of you! 12 send

When I don't have you at night, I treat you as a pillow; When there is no you during the day, I regard you as the sun; One day, when I really don't have you, I will only have a skeleton left. Don't turn me into a skeleton this Valentine's Day! 1 1 send

Lovely, it's Valentine's Day again. I don't know how many chocolates I gave you, but I clearly saw …! ! Can I send slimming tea instead this year? 1 send

It is poison. It seeps into my blood, my nerves and my brain. The poisoning incident occurred on February 65438, 2004. Please don't forget, give me the antidote! Remember, remember! 16 send

I'm afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I need to recharge when I can't see you; Without you, I think I would lose power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my major, Valentine's Day is to celebrate for us! 26 send

God, it is blue because of the sunshine; Because of the spring rain, the earth is green; The sea is wide because of the wind. Heart is beautiful because of you! This Valentine's Day is perfect with you! 33 send

How are you, old friend! At this festive moment, I am very excited, because we have successfully left "Valentine's Day without lovers" to history. I sincerely wish you a happy Valentine's Day! 9 send

Look at me, I'm crazy about you! You give me a voice, I am utterly confused for you! You left me a message, and I stayed up all night for you! Because there is no one to accompany me on Valentine's Day, I invite you to dinner * _ * 16.

Nobody spends Valentine's Day together, right? Haha, just like me. Ok, I'll sing for you to celebrate: come back early, I can't cook alone. Come back quickly, the table is wonderful because of you. Don't leave me with an empty stomach!

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Valentine's day greetings

Author: Anonymous article Source: Original hits on this site: 1742 Updated on February, 2006-1/

When you touch my cheek in a dream, tenderness makes the whole universe tremble. So I am willing to turn into a small dust and melt into a dream that will never wake up.

I just want to say to you: thank you, my heart is full of warmth and sweetness. It is also because of you that I often fall into the pain of missing. Love You!

Because of you, the world becomes beautiful; Because of you, life is meaningful; Everything is sweet because of you.

I miss you when the moon is short, and I miss you when the moon is full. No matter what the moon lacks, my heart is like eternal moonlight, silently following you!

The good flowers in the world bloom for you, and the good scenery in the world exists for you. You are the darling of heaven, and you are afraid that you will be lonely on earth. You ordered me to spend my life with you.

I only have you in my eyes, and you are a miracle in my life; I only have you in my heart, and you are the only person I can't miss!

What will never fade is my silent concern for you, my endless yearning for you and my constant love for you.

The sky is full of stars, and love spreads in eternity. The poetic legend of you and me is the most beautiful constellation on the horizon! Love can shine like a star!

Your words and manners intoxicated me and made me feel the joy and meaning of life. My world can't live without you!

I really miss you: day and night, the more I think about it, the more I think about it; Regardless of the season, it is warm even in the cold winter; No matter how far or near, it is far but deep.

I love you from the last century when I met you until the century when I left. I won't say forever, but the period of loving you is always longer than forever!

I want to find you, shout out your name, open the box of happiness and let me find you. From that moment on, I walked all my life.

Holding you tightly makes you feel my heart beat faster, because I love you; Hold you tight and let you feel my shortness of breath, because I love you!

With the sun, the earth turns, with the earth, the moon turns, with the moon, the stars are so bright, and with you, my world is so rich and romantic.

Miss you: day and night; Miss you: the fog in Yun Qi has dispersed; Miss you: flowers before and under the moon; Miss you: from the bottom of my heart; Miss you: this life and the afterlife! Happy Valentine's Day!

Your voice is as soft as petals, as warm as spring breeze, as green as cantaloupe, and emits sweet fragrance.

Want to make your quilt and cover it for you; I want to be your pillow and bury you with tenderness; I want to be your towel and stick it to your cheek every day. ...

All my thoughts and ideas, past, present and future, only come down to one voice and one tone. If it rings, it can only be: I love you!

I will love you with my life, care for you with my body temperature, and create happiness for you with everything I have! Love you forever!

Love is a book, and we are the authors. Let's finish it and taste it together. The more you taste, the stronger your interest, the more you taste, and the more memorable you are!

Put my heart in your hands, share your happiness, share your pain, and enjoy all the beautiful things and feelings of love in the world.

I think I will always be happy, so happy all my life; I think I will always be happy, so happy for a lifetime. Why are you so happy? Just because I love you so much!

If there is a God, why can't you see it? If there are angels, why don't they appear? You said, they are hidden in my heart. You don't say! I only have you in my heart!

The night is no longer lonely, because I have you in my heart; The days with you always pass quickly and happiness is like honey; It's always satisfying to have you around; Love you forever!

If I become loess, loess loves you too; If the loess is covered with grass, the grass loves you; If there is dew on the grass, dew loves you. Anyway, I will love you forever!

The newspaper is full of your name; Eyes, look at the beautiful you in the photo; In my heart, I remember the good times with you; I miss you very much, my love!

I really miss you: look at the flowers, you are in bud/looking up at the sky, you are walking in the clouds, you are sighing in the crowd, you are breathing in me.

I feel depressed/turned into colored stones/lovesickness/sadness/stayed up all night with me/hung on your chest/you are sweet/I feel at ease.

Love is sincere, when will the lovesickness stop, and the moon will lean against the building. Love is long, thinking is long, when will love stop, unless the water flows backwards.

Green willow, how to touch your hair; How can blue waves touch your eyes? Staring at your photo, I feel that life is so beautiful.

I want to take off the stars and the moon for you, make you a crown full of stars, and match it with a pair of earrings made of the moon, so as to deserve your beautiful face.

Write it on the slate, on the beach, on the trunk. Finally, in order to let the whole world know, I love you, love you, love you! I will write with a rainbow and write all my life.

Spring flowers and autumn moon are scenes praised by poets, but to me, they are mediocre. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful scenery in my eyes.

Love is a lifelong commitment. Even if the fate of the past owes too much, an eternal fire in my heart still burns so warmly and lingers.

A thousand words to you, but I can't stop. I will exchange my heart for yours, let them remember each other, hold your hand and grow old with your son. Everything in the world is changing, the only constant is that I love you!

Every day, every moment, every minute and every second, I miss you, I miss you. Miss you, miss you until I hold you in my arms.

Now, I miss your 365 days; The sea, how I wish I could see farther; Love is a long line between two hearts. Let's share your joys and sorrows, and share the burden!

Love is a silent promise, love is a silent induction, and love and affection are integrated into one, which has created a life in which you and I love each other, which melts you and me in gentle love.