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I am a junior high school student and I am often careless in mathematics. Do you have any questions with traps that would help me improve my carefulness? Thank you very much! !

1. Find a friend and ask him to say "rat" three times first, and then "rat old man" three times. After he finishes saying "rat, rat, rat, rat old, rat old, rat" "Old", immediately ask him "What is the cat afraid of most", and you can almost guarantee that he will answer "rats". I have tried it many times and it works every time.

2. Find 3 random things, such as 3 cups. When you knock the first one, ask your friend to say "forget", knock the second one to say "love", and the third one to say " "Water", euphemistically called testing your friend's response speed. After a few times, tap the first one repeatedly. 3. If your friend follows up by saying "Forget, forget, forget, forget, woof, woof, woof, woof , woof,..." Haha, the effect is coming.

3. Find a girl and ask her to test her English ability. You say a word, and MM says the second letter of the word. Just say a few words at the beginning, and then the fun begins.

First talk about husband, and MM will say u(you);

Let’s talk about wife, MM will say i(I);

Repeatedly.

Do you understand?

4. You asked him: "What is three points of water plus one?"

He thought for a while and said: "Not sure, LAI?" < /p>

If you ask again: "What about adding one to three points of water?"

He will probably say: "...What is the word? Is there such a word? Go?"

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In fact, it should be "Dharma"...

5. Stretch out 1 finger and ask others "How many times is this"

Stretch out 2 fingers again Hold out 3 fingers again and ask others "How many is 1+1"

Extend 3 fingers again and ask others "How many is 1+1"

At most 1 person out of 10 people can answer correctly

< p>6. Take a look at Wang Shuo's novel "Half Fire, Half Sea Water". The game in it is very interesting. It's the one who holds a coin in his hand and answers the question

Is there a number larger than 1? The other party said yes.

I asked if there were any larger than 10? The other party said yes

Until he said 100,000--

Finally, he asked if there are any fools who are stupider than you? The other party replied "no" very alertly!

7. By the way: You can say that I want to test your English response ability, stretch out your left hand and say to her: "My thumb is A, my index finger is C, my middle finger is M, and my ring finger is It’s S, the little finger is X”, and then said, in order to increase the difficulty, I will use Chinese to disturb you. Then, if you point your middle finger to say fish, she will say m, if you point your ring finger to say donkey, she will say S, then point to your thumb to say pig, she will say A, and then keep tapping your thumb to say pig, she will keep saying: A, A, A, A, A, A, if she is smart, she can try other fingers before talking about the thumb.

9. Put your hands on your thighs, then make a forward rubbing motion with your left hand, and make an up and down beating motion with your right hand. Do this for a few times, and then change your hands to make a forward rubbing motion with your right hand. Action, make up and down hammering movements with your left hand... Repeat this...

By the way, the speed should be faster, otherwise it will be ineffective. Haha, try it, most people can’t say it

10. A: Besides humans, which animal likes to ask “why” the most?

B: I don’t know.

A: It’s a pig!

B: Why?

Ha! ! !

11. Let’s tell an old story, the more people there are, the better the occasion:

Adventure story. Grandfather and grandson went on an adventure at sea!

Grandpa is a fisherman who is very good at water. On that day, the weather was very good, so he called his grandson to go fishing together.

Unexpectedly, not long after we went to sea, the weather suddenly changed and there were storms on the sea.

The little grandson was very scared, so his grandpa comforted him: Don’t be afraid, dear grandson. Grandpa has been skilled for so many years, so why should he be afraid of this little storm?

Suddenly, a big wave came over and split the boat's oar into two sections!

Grandpa said helplessly to his grandson: My dear grandson, we’re done!

12. The English spelling of pig is PUG, right?

--No, it's PIG

--No, why did I remember it was U (YOU)?

-You made a mistake, it was I < /p>

--The pig is YOU

--The pig is I