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What are the wonderful behaviors of the library?
After reading Bian Xiao's observation of the library in recent years (bushi), the author decided to classify the wonderful behaviors of the library that would make him feel very angry and gnash his teeth just by remembering, and join the army of spitting.
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Occupation?
Tie the chain to the stool and table. It's overbearing and funny. The point is that it won't work. You can still go in.
This note occupies a seat. Smile as soon as you open it. Are you in the library?
Do you want to call it and see if it agrees or not?
Have you signed the earphone cable, data cable, scarf and other things that can be stretched out on a row of seats?
Food, clothing, housing and transportation have all moved here, and a table has occupied more than half of the table in a mess, and the morning has passed.
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Eat? Cooking?
Bring your own electric baking pan. As soon as lunch time arrives, put it on the table and start frying cakes. Finished eating.
Bring your own mini rice cooker, and it will start to taste when you eat it.
Shi Wei la mei
Eat grapefruit and go to the library to peel, eat pears, giggle, drink yogurt, snore, nag, eat melon seeds, and so on.
03
Watch TV? Playing games?
Watch the video with headphones and giggle, wow!
Go to the library to play games with free high-speed Wi-Fi, knock on the keyboard, make a scene, and swear if you lose. Didn't you learn well in the nine-year quality education?
The girl opposite peeled chestnuts, watched TV series with headphones on, and gave a silvery laugh.
04
Double skating behavior
I'm really tired of being bored in the library. When two people sit together and hug each other affectionately, it is better to eat and feed together across the' shore'. I just want to pat their heads when I sit next to them.
Others peck at rice, sit next to their thighs, cut each other's nails and ears (omit 1000 words here)
05
noise generator
That kind of tapping on the keyboard is comparable to a machine gun, and even the legs of the table shake together. It's unbearable!
It's annoying to take notes in color (the same with ipad) and keep throwing pens!
The sound of reading is super loud, like a bolt from the blue, and it has been tossed and turned violently.
Can you knock on the floor while walking and wear high heels to the library to deal with thunderstorms?
The powerful and out-of-tune singing can take me away directly …
The computer in the library learns that the mobile phone is not turned off, and I don't read the text messages, so I stay around and jingle.
You should read your homework, not your back, but your questions and ideas, and keep thinking, can't you?
06
And these
It's nice to take off your shoes, including socks, in winter.
In summer, it smells like body odor, head oil and curved beam.
Take a good place in the library in the morning, tidy up carefully, and then sleep until dark …
Pick your nose, Yue.
I don't know why someone went to the library to spray perfume, but it was so pungent that the whole corridor smelled.
First of all, what Bian Xiao wants to say is that before you close this Weibo, please think about yourself. Have you ever made such an inappropriate move in a public place like a library?
Remember: if there is something, change it, and if there is nothing, encourage it.
In the face of this series of wonderful behaviors of the library, the author has the following suggestions:
1. Friendly reminder, write a small note to remind each other euphemistically, which has disturbed the study of people around you. Please correct me.
2. Report the situation to the librarian and submit suggestions to the mailbox, hoping that the school will strengthen the management of soft culture and school spirit.
3. When the seats in the library are relatively empty, take the time to change seats and be mentally prepared-the situation after changing seats may not be as good as before.
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