Funny single dog's self-deprecating quotations and funny sentences

Funny single dog's self-deprecating quotations funny sentences 1 1, when there is no you in the middle of the night, I treat you as a pillow; When there is no you during the day, I regard you as the sun; One day, when you really leave, I am just a skeleton. Don't turn me into a skeleton this Valentine's Day!

2. Give you a home in your heart. When you are tired, I will always wait for you.

3, people say that acacia is bitter, leaving people bitter and lingering. I said it's a long way to go, but it's a long way to go. A little sad, full of emotion, red beans should be speechless.

4. Love is a concern for efforts; Love is the loneliness of missing; Love is the happiness of embracing each other, and love is the eternal guardian; Love is my silent yearning for you.

Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance.

It's hard to forget the first time we met. Your smiling eyes and silent expression are always so beautiful. I can't help falling in love with you. Don't leave me alone I will always try to make you happy!

7. Is it funny? It's weird not having you around. Will you spend the rest of your life with me?

8. Let me accompany you, and God will give you a generous gift. There are no flowery words to express sincere friendship, only a heart that will always beat for you. That's how I really feel, no matter how I care about you day and night.

9. How many times have I walked through your window? How many times, the desire to speak is hard to say; How many dreams, you keep laughing; How many roads, I hope you will accompany me; Looking at the unknown 20 12, I know I can finally tell you what I said. * * * One year after you met, no matter what the world becomes, I will be with you sincerely!

10, I wonder if loving you is a considerate reason?

1 1. In a previous life, I put a ring between your fingers, and your chest was branded with my breath. In this life, I came to see you, haunted by dreams, HongLing tender feelings, the world of mortals flying, where are you. Circle past lives, just for your love in this life!

12, because it is the same kind ... so we are attracted. ...

13, tears when happy, intoxicated when happy; Love is still young, only by knowing love can we understand love; I envy my home when I have no home, and I always feel tired when I have one. Sometimes life is boring, sometimes the mood is too sad. I only wish my blessing to accompany you all my life!

14, maybe you have forgotten our pledge of eternal love; Maybe you have forgotten our past; Maybe I allow thousands of possibilities, but I don't allow you to forget me completely.

Please be my baby.

Single dog's self-deprecating quotations 2 1. Although there is no room in my room, no roof on the ground, my head is not high and my appearance is not beautiful, I have a sincere heart and love you forever. This heart can create the most beautiful miracle and the most touching scenery in the world.

2. Chew your name and feel warm; Singing your name is particularly warm; Call your name and feel warm; Write down your name, lotus flowers are all your warmth.

3. Love has only one glass of wine. Hold it carefully and give it to your lover. Never be careless. Once you knock over the cup, you have to change some water for the next one. Because, the wine of love, only one cup.

4. I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God …

5, love is a kind of integrity, it needs to pay a price, if you don't love or can't bear it, then don't open your heart easily, temptation and loneliness, this is not the reason for love!

6. liking someone is a feeling. It's true that you don't like someone. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable. My love for you is also indescribable. I love you.

7. There is an oath called "eternal love", a promise called "the seas run dry and the rocks crumble", a belief called "love is like a rock", and a love will accompany you all your life, love you all your life, dear, my love for you will never change, and I hope you and I will join hands to grow old!

8, you be careful, I rest assured that you are greedy, I care, you have a heart, I am sad, you are enthusiastic, I care, you are ungrateful, I am sad, a text message with all my heart, I wish you kindness and love you sincerely.

9. You and I met, not by accident, but by fate; It is not a coincidence that you and I love each other, but we are destined to have love. Never regret the ups and downs, holding your hand to meet the difficulties, the stormy waves are not terrible, you are always waiting.

10, love is beautiful. Poison, every day with him is so sweet and important. There is no doubt that there is a strong happy heartbeat in my heart. Every second with me is a good memory in the future.

1 1, I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping to become a small tree and stand by the roadside where you pass every day. I hang love and miss all over the branches, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!

12, sitting alone in a lovesick chair, holding a lovesick pen, looking at the lovesick moon, thinking of you, writing a lovesick letter, thinking of you every word and tear, the sky is blue and the sea is deep, and I really love you!

13, the moon is the most beautiful at night, and the stars at night are the most touching. We agreed to see the moon and the meteor shower. At the moment when the meteor passed, we made a wish: cherish each other forever!

14, I really want to see you, stare at you quietly and hug you gently with my trembling arms; I really want to see you, staring at you stupidly, licking your excited tears with my gentle tongue tip.

15, tea, drink strong until tasteless; Wine, drunk, never wake up; People should love deeply. The kind that will continue to love in the next life; Love, forever, is the person who looks at the mobile phone now.

16, soaring in the sky is the happiness of birds; Diving underwater is the pleasure of swimming fish; Riding freely is the happiness of running horses; Love you, love you is my happiness. Every moment I miss you, every second I miss you, is my happiest moment. Love you all my life, be happy with you, and be happy in this life!

17, open and elegant hand in hand, plant a happy evergreen tree; Kindness and loyalty become attached to each other and cultivate a peaceful land; Our love knows each other and paints a picture of happiness. I love you, my baby, and you will always be hidden in my heart, warm and full of love.

18, last night, I saw myself in your eyes. I hope you can always look into my eyes, and you will find that it is full of you! In my tearful eyes, there is still only you.

19, when you need someone to listen, I am here; When you need a warm hug, I am here; I'm here when you need someone to hold your hand. Do you know when you need someone to wipe your sad tears? I am right here.

20. I tell you, it's summer, and every flower is blooming brilliantly. I tell you, the truth is silent. I pay attention to you every day I hope the flowers bloom like your smile and make me feel that your thoughts are sweet. ...

Funny single dog self-deprecating quotations funny sentences 3 1, Valentine's Day single men and women introduction: ① Call to book a hotel big bed room; 2 slapping someone else's boyfriend in the street and crying; ③ Go to the cinema and buy all the odd seats; 4 holding the child to recognize the father; Selling flowers in the street, when you meet a couple, say, buy a bunch of flowers for your mother! 6 I don't check out when I eat. When I leave, I point to someone else's boyfriend and say: My ex-husband bought it; ⑦ Impression of qq friends, the man wrote: ex-husband. The woman wrote: the mother of the child.

2. Those who marry me in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day. Thank you.

Don't just say Happy Valentine's Day to me unless you want to spend it with me.

I am not afraid to be alone on Valentine's Day. I'm afraid to be with the person I like.

Let me spend Christmas, New Year's Day and Valentine's Day alone, and take the exam if I can.

6. "Are you still alone on Valentine's Day?" "Nima, will I become a dog!"

7. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

8. oh, my god Give me a lover, it will be Valentine's Day soon. After many Singles' Day, if you don't want to spend it, you can only watch others spend Valentine's Day!

9. On Valentine's Day, I will play Lianliankan at home, and one pair will be eliminated.

10, on Valentine's Day, if anyone shows their love in front of me, I will take pictures. When you get married, the object is not that person, I will send you the photo in a red envelope!

1 1, Valentine's Day has never happened, and it's always Singles' Day!

12. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.

13, no gifts this Valentine's Day, only boyfriends.

14, "What if there is no lover on Valentine's Day?" "Isn't Tomb-Sweeping Day's family going to kill a few people who are not dead?"

15, insecure children always like to sleep with a quilt.

Single dog's self-deprecating quotations 4 1. Then my friend sent me this harmless face, and a young man asked me to use WeChat. My friends are more protective of me, and then I will continue to be single dog.

2, it is my mentality that is wrong. I always feel mature and think too much. In fact, I am the most naive. Starting today, I will be a kind single dog, work hard, be kind to my family and do good deeds. And attach a picture of a bitch with Zhang greatly's face.

3. I haven't seen the marriage certificate, but look at the divorce certificate first. My single dog is also very bitter. Recently, I have always been in a negative mood by various things ~

4. Tanabata is coming. Are you still alone? Nonsense, if I am not alone, will I become a dog? In order not to become single dog, come and choose a gift for him or her.

I just want to seal myself up and lick the wound. I don't want to mention the glory of the past, just want to step on every step.

6. I have been waiting for you, just to accumulate enough disappointment and convince myself to quit my ambiguous fantasy about you.

There are many things in the world that I can't control myself. For example, I miss you so much, but there are too many reasons not to.

8. Time makes love barren. Why do people who laugh cry?

9. The first part: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year. Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age. Horizontal criticism: I am single.

10, if love can easily give up and say no, then it is not true love.

1 1. Let me spend Valentine's Day, Christmas and New Year's Day alone. If you have the ability to take the exam, let me live alone.

12, only by making yourself good enough can you start a beautiful love.

13, have you ever written a person's name on a foggy mirror or glass? Then wipe it off in a hurry.

14, you and I are changing, why should we feel the past?

15, it's almost Valentine's Day. On the way to work, a rose seller stopped me and asked, "Do handsome guys buy flowers?" "Why buy flowers?" "Buy flowers for my girlfriend." "Oh, I just don't have a girlfriend. How many flowers does it take to get a new girlfriend? Nothing, not bad money! " Then the boss silently took the flowers back. ...

Single dog's self-deprecating quotations 5 1. If you are the sun, I would like to be the earth, and I can go around you every day. If I am the moon, if I think you can go around me every day, how about being a star?

2, love is love, I don't care what others think. Even though we are thousands of miles away from Qian Shan, even though we are thousands of years apart, this love remains and continues. I want you to know that you occupy my heart.

3. The yellow leaves are withered, and that summer is not far away; White clouds and pale dogs were not hazy at that time; Recalling the past, on the moonlit night of the Twenty-four Bridges, the snow in Kawagebo is crystal clear; At present, you are still my only one, and you are still my favorite.

From the first moment I met you, I found that I finally found my other half. I want to give you a lifetime of happiness, and I firmly believe that life will not waver!

5. I want to hold your hand and see the fragrance of roses in the morning; Want to hold your hand and watch the brilliance of meteors at night; I want to hold your hand and watch the beautiful blooming of the four seasons. As long as you are here, you will be happy.

6. I am homesick for you, intoxicated by love, excited by love, and have strayed into the bottom of the Peach Blossom Pool. I am willing to make every effort! I spent my whole life revealing this secret, and the answer has always been you, love you and never give up!

7. Although I am not handsome, thoughtfulness and gentleness are my sincere love. Please don't take it personally. I'm just honest, caring and caring is my proper love, please accept my love.

I met you in a sea of people. From then on, I know what is the beauty of life. Whether it is fate or not, I am willing to accept it. May you be happy!

9. If a drop of water represents that I love you, I will send you a piece of East China Sea! If a star represents blessing, I will send you a galaxy! If you are moved, I am very willing to stay with you often.

10, I really want to be your mobile phone. Hold it in your arms, hold it in your hands, see it in your eyes and keep it in your heart. The most important thing is to kiss you often!

1 1. Roses bloom in September. I only have you in my heart. I really want to be with you. There is nothing for you, only one sentence: I love you!

12, it is God's will that you and I met, knowing each other is family, respecting friends is sincere, understanding each other is friendship, thinking that seeing you is my intention, it doesn't matter, occasionally offending is unintentional, and wishing you happiness is my intention.

13, I have worked hard for this moment a thousand times just to tell you ... I like you.

14, baby, my love, my heart is with you; Your heartbeat is connected with my blood, and your pace is the rhythm of my life; Even if everything turns to dust, I will never give up.

15, if you are the ship in my dream, I would like to be the quiet bay with gentle waves and charming beaches.

16, there are no birds in the mountains, and there is no end to sorrow; A thousand roads without footprints, I will miss you forever. A boat, a bamboo cloak, looking into the distance every day; An old man is fishing in the cold river-snow, and Hongyan sends blessings. Dear, I wish you good luck, peace and happiness!

17, your love is in the air. I breathe deeply and want to suck it into my lungs and never part. Your love is in the sun. I see it from a distance. I want the sun to shine on my heart. I want to love you every day!

18, we are just two parallel lines, no matter how far we go, tears can only be contained in our hearts ... I'm afraid it will spoil my sight. ...

19, our door is like two parallel lines, and we can never face it calmly.

20. My left and right don't intersect.