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Just opened a mobile phone card member. Why don't I ask God for help when I send a text message?

Hehe, you sent the wrong message by opening the membership service on your mobile phone. You can see the following ways: 1, log in, click "Open Member" in the upper right corner of the homepage, and select the mobile phone to open it; 2. Edit the short message "853" by mobile phone and send it to 1066 1700. Follow the prompts to open the community classics to get membership services. 3. Send the short message "AW" edited by mobile phone to 10665999, and open the online code member area according to the prompt to get the member service; 4. Edit the short message "50" by mobile phone and send it to 10660 127. Follow the prompts to open the Q member area to get the membership service. 5. Edit the short message "50" or "VIP" with your mobile phone and send it to 10665999. Open the mobile phone member area according to the prompt to obtain the member service; 6. Edit the short message "55" to 1066 1700, and open the gas station according to the prompt, then you can get the membership service. You can see the following ways to open the membership service through Unicom mobile phone: 1, log in, click "Open Member" in the upper right corner of the homepage, and select Unicom mobile phone to open; 2. Users in Hubei, Guangxi, Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Fujian, Heilongjiang, Shaanxi, Shanghai, Henan, Sichuan and Guangdong edit the short message "55" and send it to 1062 1700, and you can get membership service by opening a gas station according to the prompt; 3. Shandong users edit the short message "55" and send it to 10625700, and open the gas station according to the prompt to get the membership service; 4. Users in other regions edit the short message "55" and send it to 1066 1700. Follow the prompts to open the gas station to get membership service.