Today's Tanabata, all the female colleagues in the company received flowers to run errands, but I didn't. My boyfriend also told me that I didn't buy flowers today, so I wasn't angry. I can't say I'm

Today's Tanabata, all the female colleagues in the company received flowers to run errands, but I didn't. My boyfriend also told me that I didn't buy flowers today, so I wasn't angry. I can't say I'm angry. Tanabata gifts will be shot. Do you still want it?

2. "What happened to Tanabata?" "Hen" "Is it with a man or a woman?" "Do you have a choice?" "Have no choice! Forget it, let's sell condoms at the door of the hotel. " "……"

I have made up my mind. On August 2nd, the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, jiaozi was sold in the morning, roses were sold at noon, movie tickets were sold in the afternoon, condoms were sold at night, and contraceptives were sold the next morning. I'm so excited to think about it. I want to make a lot of money What should I do? What should I do? /I will put a hole in all the condoms, and then I will sell milk powder next year, and then ... I can make a lot of money. Ha ha ha ha.

Flowers, roses and chocolates are very popular on Valentine's Day. Now he's a lover. See if this year's and last year's are the same person.

On the morning of the eighth day of July, the magpie met a crow. The crow saw that the magpie was haggard and asked why. The magpie said: It was tiring to cross the bridge on July 7th. The crow said: In previous years, this bridge was not so haggard. The magpie said: Hey, the bridge is shaking!

6. "At least, he is my 364 days. Bitch! " The old cow looked up at the 45-degree Milky Way and said mercilessly.

7. The true story of Tanabata Valentine's Day. A male friend, having an affair and a married lover. On Qixi Day, he received a short message from his lover: "Dear, roses are very expensive today, so don't buy them. I give you what my husband gave me, and you can take them to your wife. "

8, Tanabata, when I went to work in the morning, suddenly a courier came in to send flowers, and the recipient was one of our male colleagues! We all guessed that he was gay or really chased by girls, only to see that he was confused for a while with flowers and suddenly patted his head and said, "Shit, the recipient and the sender filled it in backwards!" " "9. Best Valentine's Day gift: A female colleague gave me a pack of paper towels before going to work at night, saying it was a Valentine's Day gift, which saved me some money.

10, the day after Qixi, a diaosi said: This morning, I saw many women walking on the road, and their postures were unnatural. . . ~

1 1. So far, among the curses I have seen about Tanabata, this is the most vicious: curse the weaver girl to menstruate on Tanabata!

12, Tanabata is almost Valentine's Day. Just after visiting downstairs, my boss asked me, "Does Mr. Wang buy flowers?" "Why buy flowers?" "Buy flowers for my girlfriend." "Oh, how many flowers can you buy for your girlfriend?" Then the boss silently took the flowers back. . .

13, tanabata, they watched a movie and sat in KFC. He watched her swallow an egg tart in two bites. Another Yi Yi finished a chicken roll and said, "Shall I buy you a cone?" She said, "No, I want to eat roasted wings." He said, "Have a cone and eat something cold." She said, "Roast wings! I said I want to roast wings! " So he went to the dining table and asked, "Waiter, is there any way to put the ring in the roasted wing?"