Why can’t you speak your hometown dialect?

1 Passerby A: I heard you moved. Passerby B: Yes, we have moved to the end of the city. Passerby A: Hey, the municipal committee is pretty good. Is it over there on Sanzhong Road? Passerby B: No, it’s in Nakai, Hedong Development Zone, which is Weiwei in Liuzhou City. ——The creativity of Liuzhou people is unique. Anything serious can be transformed into relaxation and fun through talking and laughing. From another perspective, the city is changing and expanding. Yesterday's "city end" has become today's bustling urban area, and tomorrow's city end will be farther and farther away. 2 A: Let’s have dinner together in the evening. B: Yes, it’s noisy. ——Perhaps only Liuzhou people themselves can understand the meaning of this text message. It means where to eat; who means making trouble. Be concise and concise, five cents a word. 3 Appropriate outdatedness is also a kind of fashion... ——A radio DJ and an advertising planner discussed fashion topics. Nowadays, there are more and more definitions of fashion. Avant-garde and trendy have become the mainstream of fashion, but different people have different understandings, which also means the trend of social and cultural diversification. 4 Refueler: Welcome Driver: No. 93, add 5 yuan Refueler:... Driver: Are you ready? Can you help me to invoice? Refueler: @#￥%^& ——A Mercedes-Benz S500 sedan drove into Liu At a gas station on Shilu, the gas station service staff greeted him happily, thinking he was a big customer. Unexpectedly, the above conversation happened. The gas attendant's expression went from sunny to cloudy to overcast, and finally almost collapsed. This scene reminds people of a dialogue in "A World Without Thieves": Does driving a good car mean you must be a good person... 5 Chinese planes fly high, while American planes are beaten and burned - spread among Liuzhou children born in the 1970s The nursery rhymes in the book have obvious ideological tendencies, and there are many similar nursery rhymes. For today's children, nursery rhymes are no longer their mainstream form of entertainment. The development of technology has enriched children's lives, but it has also limited their imagination. 6 Which one is finished? Is it the finished one? ——A certain line of dialogue made by a company employee when communicating with a customer on the phone. After listening to this, colleagues burst into laughter. Thinking about it, sometimes even a simple question can leave a blank in the mind. 7 Oh, it’s over again... ——A basketball boy from Longcheng Middle School was too strong when shooting. After watching the ball fly through the hoop, he used the name of the protagonist of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" to comment on the failed shot. After thinking about it carefully, I thought it should be explained like this: Too much energy means too much Yang Qi, and the ball flies too far, which is probably the opposite of impotence. 8 When I was little, my dream was to become a pastry chef. ——A girl said to her boyfriend.

Location: Xilena Pastry Shop on Gongyuan Road 9 I went to school, carrying a bag of explosives, blowing up the classroom, blowing up the playground... ——Adapted from the long-circulated "Going to School Song", a primary school student The crystallization of collective wisdom. I don’t know if the school has irritated the students or if the students are tired of the school. I don’t know if this is expressing creativity or venting dissatisfaction. 10 The weather has turned cold today and the snake won’t come out. It must be a rat... ——Mark Six lottery players’ logical analysis of the market situation. It is not difficult to hear similar conversations in the streets of Liuzhou nowadays. The prevalence of gambling reflects people's lack of spirit. I really want to make a fuss: Liuzhou people, you shouldn't be so depraved! 11 Ah squeeze brother, move the bucket bright, umbrella door give, who (sei) is red, Lu Weilu, Cha Qiu, the skin horse, the dog comes to the dog, all hands - who understands these incomprehensible words? Others may not know it, but Liuzhou men must know it very well - the name Guangma Boxing can be heard everywhere in the streets, and the bold voice interprets Liuzhou's character from another perspective. 12 The first generation of only children after the implementation of the family planning policy; born in an era accompanied by major historical events such as the Third Plenary Session of the 11th Central Committee of the Communist Party of China and the Self-Defense Counterattack War; peers who have enjoyed the fruits of reform and suffered the costs of reform ; Having no faith, lacking a sense of security, and feeling confused in an era of diversified values... ——The self-definition of a Liuzhou netizen born in 1978. 13 How do you drive flies into other people's bowls? ——The proprietress of a snail noodle stall was angrily scolding the worker. We have been complaining about Liuzhou's food brands. With so many good products, why can't we create a strong brand? Now it seems that in addition to market factors, we should also look for reasons from our own details. 14 Ultrasonic waves can be emitted here and metal can be detected.

——A scavenger at Ouyangling garbage dump is introducing his equipment to others. Technological progress really affects everyone. 15 Customer: Get me a box of that. Salesperson: Which one? Customer: That’s it... Salesperson: Customer: Condoms! ! ! ——One day in a supermarket on Sanzhong Road, I heard a conversation between an adult man and the supermarket cashier, which made people laugh. Chinese people have been shy about talking about sex since ancient times, and sex education in schools is even more lacking. Most people are self-taught. Today, sex is not only a personal issue, nor simply a family planning issue, it should be viewed as a social issue. 16 I want to go to a far away place to bask in the sun and turn the moldy into brilliant... - Personalized signature of a netizen from Liuzhou 17 Do you have Liang (Liang) Xin (Xin) here? ——A newly graduated employee went to another unit to contact business for the first time. The two people he originally wanted to find were named Liang Yu and Chen Xin, but he made such a slip of the tongue when he was nervous. 18 Stop AIDS and fulfill the promise - the theme of World AIDS Day 2006. December 1 this year is the 19th World AIDS Day. According to the latest assessment, there are about 650,000 people infected with HIV in China, including about 75,000 AIDS patients. Liuzhou is currently at the forefront of AIDS prevention and control in the country. In October this year, Deputy Director Zhang Wenkang of the Committee on Education, Science, Culture, Health and Sports of the National Committee of the Chinese People’s Political Consultative Conference came to our city to conduct research on AIDS prevention and control, and reviewed the city’s achievements in AIDS prevention and control. Give full affirmation.

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一

< p>This cub is considered a wolf reward.

——A mother is blaming her 10-year-old son. After the child finished eating, he simply wiped his mouth with his sleeve and completed the post-meal wiping procedure. No wonder he got scolded. "Langshang" in Liuzhou dialect means untidy and unhygienic.

Two

A: Don’t you have to go to work today?

B: Today is Saturday!

——"Good" and "How good" have become the mantras of young people in Liuzhou now. These are not local slang in Liuzhou, but imported. The origin seems to be derived from lines in Hong Kong and Taiwan TV series. Cultures are being exchanged, and various regional elements have been added to dialects. Now, if you want to hear the authentic Liuzhou dialect, you may only find an uncle who is over 60 years old.

Three

You are sleepy!

——This colloquial sentence is a completely original work from Liuzhou people and has complete independent intellectual property rights. It is usually used when you don’t want to answer other people’s questions, similar to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs’ “No comment.” At the same time, interpretation works such as "I'm Tired of Seeing You" and "I'm Tired of Thinking of You" were derived from this.

Four

Are you going to climb Ma On Shan this afternoon?

——What is Xiangwu? Who understands? Whoever said it will understand. Xiangwu means morning. Some Liuzhou people who don't speak Liuzhou dialect don't seem to be very interested in standard Mandarin, and insist on speaking in accents that they think are fashionable. Now it is no longer a question of whether to speak Mandarin or Liuzhou dialect. The key to the matter is to speak well.

Five

Catch chickens and eat cauliflower...

——A lyric from Yu Junjian's song "Speak from the Heart": Tell the truth The words... were performed passionately by the brothers Ichiyashiro in the OK Hall.

Six

A: Liuzhou has developed well in recent years.

B: Yes, we worry a lot about this matter.

——At the dinner table, a friend who had been away from Liu for a long time lamented the changes in Liuzhou. Another friend, who had been drinking for over 30 years, immediately responded with a sentence that made the friends sitting there laugh. However, we are indeed all working hard to make our lovely Liuzhou better.

Seven

Fat boy, come here and help me take a look, my computer is dead here.

——A conversation in the office. From a grammatical point of view, there seems to be nothing wrong, and it seems to make sense logically, but why does it sound so awkward? Anyway, all the listeners present at the time burst out laughing. It seems that the humor elements in the office are really endless!

Eight

Come here, you guys, I will be selling fans tomorrow morning.

——In front of an entertainment venue on Wuxing Street, a man in a suit stood in front of the door and made a phone call. Compared with other cities, the entertainment market in Liuzhou is particularly hot. You can often see the men and women shuttled between various entertainment venues at two o'clock in the morning, and no matter what class you are, they are affected by this atmosphere and actively participate in it.

Nine

The thief is celebrating the New Year too!

——An old man on the roadside in Shuguang looked at a young man who was anxious because he couldn’t find a motorcycle and said the above words. Every New Year's Eve is the peak period for thieves' activities, which seems to be a common practice. But does a thief have to harm the interests of others during the Chinese New Year?

Ten

He is a fanboy.

——In a small alley on Sanzhong Road, a noodle stall owner pointed at a skinny young man and discussed it from a distance. Drugs have long been a social problem, and the resulting public security problems, health problems, and family problems are all serious and harmful. Drug addicts have become the darkest group in society. Here, although our voices are not loud, we can't help but call again: Cherish life and stay away from drugs! ! !

October

Brother, I will take you to the theater. I will sit on the floor and you will sit on the ground. I will eat the melon seeds and you will eat the farts.

——Liuzhou nursery rhyme, with a bit of humor and a bit of ruffianism. Liuzhou people born in the 1970s and 1980s should be familiar with it. The adults at that time described this kind of joke as "no oil or salt", but it brought a lot of fun to people of that generation.

Twelve

A: What did you talk about at the tea shop last night?

B: Sitting together and chatting.

——I heard these two conversations in the elevator of an office building on Sanzhong Road. It was quite interesting. Both sentences contained typical Liuzhou local slang: chatting about Xiao, which is interesting in Liuzhou dialect. Talking about things is similar to making things happen; while Bangu means chatting, which is similar to the word "Puylongmenzhen" in Sichuan dialect and the word "nagging" in Northeastern dialect. A few years ago, Liuzhou Radio also ran a column in Liuzhou dialect called "The Past and the Present".

Thirteen

Chairman Mao taught us: Our educational policy should be to allow the educated to develop in moral education, intellectual education, and physical education, and become socialist consciousness, Educated workers. For the revolution, to protect eyesight and prevent myopia, eye exercises begin...

——The eye exercise broadcast has been used for nearly 40 years, a typical specimen of the times, spanning time and space, still ringing, there is a chance I still feel so warm when I hear it. Currently in Liuzhou, some schools and units are still using this set of broadcasts, but it seems that only the version broadcast by Liuzhou No. 2 Middle School is the most complete.

Fourteen

A: Do you know Liu Zongyuan?

B: I know, I have learned it in middle school textbooks.

——Serious language disorder, if you have learned it, you have learned it. Why should you "learn it"? This is not a fashion, it is a grammatical error, and it is an error from Hong Kong and Taiwan. We should use language correctly, whether speaking Liuzhou dialect, Mandarin, vernacular, Sichuan dialect, or Hunan dialect.

Fifteen

Customer: Are you selling your shrimp?

Seafood seller: There are two taels of this kind of lobster in the big basin, one in a tube, and the seven grasses on the side are given to you...

——Hagging at the advanced seafood market, It’s full of Liuzhou-specific slang, and outsiders who haven’t heard it really don’t know what it’s about. In fact, "one liang" is one yuan; "one tube" is one hundred yuan; "one bird" is one thousand yuan; "one big" is ten thousand yuan; of course, there is also one yuan, called one grass.

Sixteen

Stop arguing, we make big money and don’t care about this little money.

——In the cold drink shop downstairs of the Overseas Chinese Building, two out-of-towners who were MLM practitioners were drinking drinks. They had a dispute with the clerk over the price. The thin man was red-faced and the stalemate was fierce. The fat man took pictures. If you pat a thin person on the shoulder and say the above words, it seems that "the heart is broad and the body is fat" is quite reasonable.

Seventeen

The great monk Yaguoqiemu...

——At a New Year's party in a community in Liujiang County, a female host announced the curtain to everyone : "The next show will be Yamato singing." Some foreign audiences were a little confused at first, but they understood after explanation.

Liuzhou dialect belongs to a branch of Southwest Mandarin. Since there are many ethnic minorities in the surrounding counties, the language branch often incorporates the languages ??of other ethnic groups, such as Zhuang. Therefore, although they both belong to Liuzhou, the pronunciation of the dialects is still very different.

Eighteen

You broke the rules, do you have any opinion on the fine?

——A traffic policeman stopped an illegal vehicle at a certain intersection and said humorously to the driver.

Nineteen

Hawker: Do you want to buy it or not? If not, don’t browse around!

Customer: Why are you such a messy person? Who is willing to buy your stuff?

——A hawker who set up a street stall did not want others to disturb his goods, so the customers and the hawker started arguing. "Aza" in Liuzhou dialect means bad attitude and stiff speech.

Twenty

The New Year gift I most hope to get is to receive a call from the police station informing me to pick up the car.

——Some people hope to get flowers in the New Year, some hope to get perfume, and some hope to get a true love, but for a person whose motorcycle is stolen, the biggest wish is to find it. Get back what you lost.

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"Uncle, you eat Did you get a car?”

A child was on the phone, and an adult asked him to greet his relatives after they had eaten and got into the car. He said something wrong in a hurry. The kid is so cute.

"Today is Tuesday."

What to do on Tuesday? The butcher boss is a little worried? Oh, let me ask again. Today is the day when the code is opened and there are few people going to the streets to buy groceries.

"Why do people always jump in line..., oh, he has a 'VIP' card, but you posted a notice that 'VIP' cards can be given priority?"

In the bank, A group of depositors who had been queuing for a long time became angry. Half an hour later, the bank actually posted a notice saying "Customers holding VIP cards are given priority in processing business." Banks are very annoying right now!

"I seem to hear the sound of waves?"

I went on a business trip to study, skipped class and went to see the sea. The boss checked me and said this on the phone. Fortunately, the boss didn't pursue it. It feels great to have the opportunity to learn and train!

"5 more hairs."

In the evening, when I was buying vegetables at the vegetable market, the person who bought meat cut too much with one knife. His professional skills cannot be complimented. After selling meat for nearly ten years, his knife skills have not improved at all, and he always cuts too much.

"Let me download it for you."

In front of the computer, a ten-year-old child said to me. This boy must be fair and smart! Play the game and become an expert by accident.

"Grandpa, I don't have anything for you this year. I'll give you some extra money. You can spend it however you want!"

Qingming Festival, I heard this sentence on the ridge and thought it was quite interesting. words.

"You can't buy Tremella that is too white, and you can't buy Ginkgo that is too white."

On the bus, a passenger said to Pine Tree, why can't you buy it? There is a lot of knowledge in buying vegetables. Songshu just taught people how to buy yuba in "Luan Dan Life", and now he has learned something new. In the future, if there are no pine trees strolling around Hongdou, he must have compiled a "Must-Read" pamphlet when buying vegetables and is selling it at the market entrance. This is an absolutely profitable business. Douyou should not compete with the poor man Songshu.

"Have you watched "Prison Break 2"?"

A greeting often heard in the company cafeteria recently. "Prison Break 2" is a hit!

"Diaoyu was really good last night!"

It's about playing mahjong. The activity of playing mahjong is developing with the times, and the number of participants is increasing. , more entertaining!

"Pay tribute to the comrades who are at the forefront of the struggle!"

To be precise, this is a sentence I saw. It has been hung at the door of a certain factory for a long time. I don’t know where it is now. Are you there? It is related to corporate bankruptcy and restructuring. I think the slogan is so sensational! So sad!

"How can you take responsibility?"

A group of lovers broke up, what the woman said to the poor man. Love is a heavy topic in front of money.

Love cannot be separated from milk and bread. I think there is nothing wrong with women, it is so real!

"What if a farmer gets this disease?"

Faced with the high medical expenses, I heard such comments at the door of the hospital

"He gave It’s not dollars!”

In the face of low wages, work more, a beautiful woman said after quitting her job.

"It's going to rain, so I'm going to get married."

The correct word is "Bei", it's "going to get married". Being abducted and married to someone else is a bit helpless and an indescribable feeling!

"The groom must work hard to be a good man from tonight on!"

This is a sentence often heard at wedding banquets, but it is not suitable for children!

“I have cured several people with thalassemia, and it can be cured with just a few doses of herbal medicine. I just came back from treating a child in Liugang.”

Take the shuttle bus back to Xiang Zhouzhou, listen to an old farmer Niu B. So cool! Is thalassemia so easy to cure? I would like to recommend him to work at the Institute of Medicine, Chinese Academy of Sciences.

"Drinking during the day and pinching at night!"

Farmers' image depiction of a well-off life.

"As long as you are willing to be my guinea pig, you are welcome to be my guest."

I just heard a very novel statement. It turned out that a beautiful woman wanted to go to a colleague's house to have a meal. The colleague was not good at cooking and was still in the beginner stage. Going to dinner was just a good time to test her cooking skills. Isn't it the job of a guinea pig to serve as a guinea pig?

"Without you, where would I be?"

The foreman of a small group took the little brother who was watching the construction site to have a big meal. The little brother raised his wine glass and toasted to the foreman of the big contractor. The original intention was I want to compliment you: Without your care, I wouldn’t have the glass of wine I have today. I don’t think it’s because I drank too much or I couldn’t see the big scene, but as soon as the words came out of my mouth, it became like this, you are taking your own advantage! The whole place laughed.

"What do the black letters and white letters mean? I want to complain!"

In the business hall of a certain unit, a person asked at what window the business was done? There was a lot of work inside, so he replied: "It's written on the wall, see for yourself." The man got angry, just like what was said above. Those who work at the window must pay attention to their service attitude, otherwise you may be in trouble!

"Everyone, remember, don't talk to strangers."

Songshu went to study, and the teacher announced free activities in the afternoon. Pretending to be solemn, he warned us like this. There is an old saying that makes us feel more interesting when we say it to adults who often go out!

"I'm such a person. I can't do good things well, and I can't do bad things! In this case, I have no choice but to get married!"

A friend was trying to pick up a girl, but accidentally his girlfriend had an abnormal belly. I didn't like my girlfriend very much and didn't want to get married, but I was forced to get married. In desperation, he picked up a girl and became a husband! This is his wedding speech. My friend is so candid! But then he was a good husband!

“I want to find someone to quarrel with without even asking!”

A friend had a quarrel with his wife and talked to us, a friend replied like this. A single friend believes that quarreling is actually a color of life, and he envies others who have quarrels! It is really a difficult scripture for everyone to recite.

"This is called looking for a needle in a haystack!"

I was refunding a train ticket at the train station during the Spring Festival. As soon as I arrived at the refund window, a few students stopped me and asked where the ticket was. If it was He wants it in Beijing. It's hard to get a ticket for the Spring Festival, and some people who don't have tickets often try their luck like this. But it is not easy to find the right ticket, so the image of college students is likened to: finding a needle in a haystack!

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"Busy now? Always I want to see you dancing?”?

“I have to take care of my grandson, and I’m so busy that I can’t see him.”?

“I don’t have my grandson with me?”

“My daughter thinks she’s not good at taking care of her from the countryside.

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"What a stupid girl! My mother is so exhausted that she feels comfortable picking up ready-made items for others! ”?

——At the bus stop in front of the third courtyard of the municipal government, two women in their fifties and sixties were discussing the issue of helping their children take care of their children (Comment: It’s the same for boys and girls) Now, there are more boys than girls, girls will be valuable in the future)

“She is number one again, she is like a dinosaur! "?

"Stop talking! My mother always says when she comes back from parent-teacher conferences every time, do you think she learned it from Xiezi? I laughed when you were half as good as others! "?

"It's the same as what my mother said, but I told my mother, how can you ask someone else's baby to have a smarter brain? "?

——On the No. 59 bus, two middle school students were discussing test results and parents' attitudes.

"I won't let him go easily! "?

"Forget it! It won't be easy for you if it drags on. "?

"I'm not feeling better anymore, even if I get divorced soon, I won't be feeling better either. If I'm not feeling better, he won't be able to feel better either! "?

"Have you not let him go, or have you not let yourself go? "?

——In a certain bar, several women were counseling a woman whose husband had an affair and had marital problems.

"I told you a long time ago, don't mess around. Lend money to others to avoid a lot of trouble. "?

"The main reason is that the friend wanted to borrow a small amount of money, just a few thousand, so I just borrowed it to avoid hurting my feelings. I didn't know he had delayed it until now. ”?

“I borrowed it and it hurt my feelings. You pressed me several times and he still hasn’t returned it. I got angry when I saw him but didn’t want to break up. I wanted to be happy so I had to avoid him. Now it seems like We owe people money. "?

——In a bank savings office, a man and a woman waiting to handle business discussed the issue of creditor's rights

"My mother said she won a prize by buying codes, so she bought me a set. 'Ultraman'. "?

"My father said that if I win the prize, he will give me KFC. "?

"But it seems that she has never won. She has to read the information every day and it is very hard. "?

"My dad doesn't accompany me to do my homework or play with me on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. ”?

“My mother doesn’t cook at all, and my father’s cooking is unpalatable!” "?

"It seems that their adults are very busy..."?

——Two primary school students were talking about their parents buying underground Mark Six Lottery

"You son I love eating pig brains so much that I bought three of them! "?

"Yes, I bought two yesterday, but I didn't even take my chopsticks and gave them all to him, so I bought three today and everyone has to eat them. ”?

“Me too, I made Dongpo pork last night. My girl enjoyed it so much that she finished it in one go. I didn’t make much, and I didn’t eat it. chopsticks. "?

"We love our children even more and always let them eat, knowing that they understand. "?

"Oh, no matter if he understands it or not, it makes my heart sweet to see my children eating well. "?

——Two women were having a conversation in the vegetable market

"In the past, the structural salary we received as class teachers was always more than that of the leaders. Think about it, other leaders get less than us, so why don’t you do your job well? Right? ”?

“Yes, I remember what the dean said, regardless of how little money the leader takes, guest work is much easier to do. Money can be more or less, as long as you are open to it. "?

"That's right, look at those corrupt officials, what are they doing with so much money? I couldn't even sleep well. We'd better not care about the money. It's important to do a good job and live longer. "?

——A conversation between several teachers about structural salary distribution

"I don't know why children nowadays always like teachers who are older than teachers. "?

"That's it. When my grandson met his classmates, he couldn't say more than three sentences. He immediately started talking about the height of the teacher's nose, the thickness of his eyebrows, and the size of his mouth. He was far worse than any celebrity. ...Is it possible to study like this? "No wonder there is a saying that one generation is inferior to the other!" "?

——Under the shade of a tree, two old people are waiting for their grandson who has returned from school.

"Isn't that girl you were looking for last time pretty good? Why did they break up again? "?

"You haven't even bought me a house, so don't ask me to talk to you! "?

"I can help you finish college, how can I still have money to buy you a house! Besides, our house is enough to live in.

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“Most of my friends have their own houses when they get married. Who today still wants to have three and four generations living under the same roof?” ! "?

——The conversation between colleague Lao Lin and his son. Lao Lin kept sighing

"Why are your eyes so red and swollen? "?

"Stop talking about it and cry for my stupid girl. "?

"Your daughter is beautiful and her workplace is great! "?

"Alas, you are just ignorant! Her aunt helped her introduce someone to her who had money, a car, and a good personality. She wanted to talk to an intern undergraduate doctor in her hospital. She talked with them. It's useless to talk about it, don't talk about undergraduates, it's hard for graduate students to find jobs now. She even moved out to live with someone else, and as a mother, I shed all my tears. "?

"Alas! What a stupid girl, she will regret it. "?

"It's too late to regret! "?

——In Liuhou Park, two women said while walking

"Come early tomorrow and try to practice more laps. ”?

“Try your best. I’ve been practicing inverted piles for the past few days and my neck is sore, my hands are swollen, and my whole body hurts. I still want to find someone to massage me at night.” ”?

“We have made a good calculation and signed up before the implementation of the new policy. If we are one day late, we will miss three months of school. Isn’t that even more difficult?” "?

"It's better to practice more to avoid becoming a "road killer"! ”?

“So it’s better to come early and practice more.” "?

——Two young people who came down from the Staircase Mountain to learn to drive were talking

"The fund you bought has gone up? ”?

“It’s going up a bit. I didn’t buy much. I want to use my bonuses from the past few months to buy some more.” Don’t tell my husband! "?

"Didn't tell? What if he knew what to do? "?

"I didn't let him know. If he knew, I would tell him that I bought it for my mother. "?

——At the door of the Agricultural Bank of China, I heard the conversation between two women

"Aunt Wu is not chatting anymore? "?

"Well, I'm going back to wash my daughter's clothes. "?

"Is your daughter in her twenties? "?

"28. "?

"You're such a big man and you still need your help with the laundry? "?

" Alas, when she came back from work, she only surfed the Internet, didn't go out to play, and couldn't do housework. "?

"Is this going to happen? Don't spoil her too much! "?

——A group of middle-aged and elderly women were chatting. One of them was about to leave. Before leaving, he talked to his friends

"Boss, which part of lean pork is the best and has no bones? Give me a pound. "?

"Do it? "?

"Buy it for my dad to eat. ”?

“Oh, I have been selling pork for more than ten years. I always heard about buying good pork for my children. This is the first time I heard about buying good pork for my father. Okay, I'll cut the best one for you. "?

——A conversation I heard in front of a pork stall one day

"Xiao Qin, let's go home. We have been out for a long time today. You must be exhausted. ”?

…………?

“Don’t talk about it anymore, it’s hard to memorize it. I suffered a stroke in May! Today, my wife told me that the Double Ninth Festival was coming, so she bought a wheel for me. She carried me down from the 4th floor and pushed me to the park in a wheelchair..."?

——Sitting in Queshan Park The old lady in the wheelchair, the young daughter-in-law, and the acquaintances they met were talking.