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How to make your wife happy? A short message makes your wife happy.

Children are so far away, on each side of the ends of the earth; Our hearts are close, and we are close to each other. We are so far away, short messages always send blessings, our hearts are so close, and all the blessings are recorded in our hearts: I love you so much!

Please don't doubt my love for you. No matter where I go, I will always love you, no matter the end of time, I will always accompany you, no matter the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I will always be with you! Because I love you!

How much youth can be squandered and how much love can be missed? How many true feelings are willing to be silent, and how many happiness will pass by forever? Don't let the throbbing heart be silent, hold my hand and let us spend the future together!

Only a wife is good in the world, and the life with a wife is so happy. If you jump into your wife's arms, mistress won't. Being without a wife is the most distressing thing. I feel lonely and miserable. Where can I find food without my wife's arms?

There is a lot of pressure at work every day. You can do your work beautifully by commuting on time. Honey, I will support you no matter how hard and tired you are. Work hard.

With you, there are indelible memories that cannot be counted; With you, I have a beautiful dream and a profound life; Only with you can I see through my troubles and look forward to life; With you, there is love, love and a lifetime of happiness!

Rule number one: A wife is always right. Article 2: If the wife is wrong, please refer to Article 1.

Before marriage, you drink coke, I drink milk, I eat radish, you eat cabbage, you like shopping, I like shopping; Drink cola and eat cabbage after marriage, and accompany you to the mall several times a day; Change for you, you love me.

There is a lot of pressure at work every day. You can do your work beautifully by commuting on time. Honey, I will support you no matter how hard and tired you are. Work hard.

Destiny takes a hand, we met; We know each other; Fortunately, we are in love. Knowing each other is fate, knowing each other is fate, and loving each other is fate. You and I both cherish fate, and love is sweeter than honey. May we hold hands in happiness and spend a full moon together in this life.

Wife, wife, I miss you and harass you by texting. I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart.

Don't panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight bravely. There will be at most three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are even worse than a dog; Third, you are even. You are like a dog.

Wife, based on your good performance yesterday, I hereby present a banner and award you the title of "the new wife who has not died in 2 1 century".

I am a satellite that always revolves around you, and my life will always run in your orbit, not only repelled by you, but also attracted by you! Dear, this is the eternal beauty and unchangeable connection between us.

Dear wife, do you still remember the happy time when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard.

My husband ran home with a vacuum cleaner and said excitedly to his wife, "I bought you the best vacuum cleaner!" " "He said, and removed the garbage and ashes from the carpet in the living room. The wife was furious, but the husband proudly said, "These rubbish will disappear at once, otherwise, I will eat them." The wife said angrily, "It seems that you have to eat." The husband replied firmly, "absolutely not!" "Wife:" Yes, because there is a power outage today. "

On this woman's day, I have something to say to you, which I have always wanted to tell you. That is, I have two lives: one is to be born, and the other is to meet you.

When I met you, I was destined to walk into the prison of love involuntarily and willingly. Your tenderness is a shackle, and your beauty is a shackle. Let me wander and escape, so I will accompany you all my life until I am old!

Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things become my blessings, and stay with you forever, forever. ...

Rainy days blur my vision, but make my mind clear. I really want to be with you and shelter from the rain under the same roof; I really want to hold an umbrella with you and walk on the wet street. Let the rain become Cupid's arrow, tied between you and me!

Love your eyes the most, hiding my deep affection and your gentleness; Love your lips most, share my passion and your infatuation; The person who loves you the most gave you my life, your life.