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What's it like to be with your uncle? Zhihu story

What's it like to be with an uncle? I feel like family. My uncle is mature and steady, cheerful and talkative, and should be steady and persistent.

Life is a glass of boiled water. You know, his aura is a little cold. You can be humorous. Tell him more cold jokes and see if he is cold or jokes are cold. Let him think that you are a woman, different from other women, and it is very interesting to be with you. The way is to send him text messages every day, ask about the content of the message, and write a cold joke at the end of the message, saying, are you cold about this joke? It is enough to send this sentence once or twice. Don't add a sentence at the end of each message. If you read too much, you will get bored. The following sentences can all be related to cold or funny. Just improvise.

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After you do the above, if his attitude towards you changes and he often likes to chat with you or play with you, this is a critical period. If this stage is not done well, the previous work will be in vain. It's time for him to show off. You should cooperate with him naturally without affectation, so that he will be overjoyed. If you do as I say, this man still doesn't like you. Love is like a brilliant flower, fragrant and nourishing the heart and spleen, but if it is not carefully cultivated, it will wither.

Love is like a jumping flame, crazy, hot and intoxicating, but if it is not restricted, the flame will devour everything.

Love is like crystal dew, beautiful and pure, which makes people feel pity, but if there is no constant moisture from the nectar of the soul, the natural sunshine will break it.

Love is like a misty fog, which covers everything, mysterious and attractive, and makes people desperate, but only after the fog clears will there be the truth.

Love is like floating white clouds, pure, gentle and elegant, but its essence is changeable and can only be constantly adjusted.

Love is like rolling spring thunder, which excites and shocks the soul, but after lightning and thunder, peace is the true color of the sky.

Love is like a bright and beautiful sun and full moon. Don't expect it all the time, because rainy weather often appears.

Love is like a happy spirit, a messenger of pain, which makes people taste the joys and sorrows of the world and pick mature fruits.

Love is like a vitamin in the human body. You can't lack it or overdo it, otherwise it will ruin your life.