Short message jokes suitable for boyfriends [hilarious]

There is a yearning, a love, a beauty, an agreement, and a greeting, hello pig!

I miss the days we walked together. Spring is beautiful, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant. Everyone in the village praises you for your beauty and cuteness. The villagers also praised me for being smart and capable, and I came out to release pigs at such a young age.

I think about you every day. Seeing you is my dream. Loving you is my lifelong expectation. Waiting for you is what I have been doing. I lied to you. It just happened.

To understand a person, you should look at it from many angles, just like you. From below, you look like a psychopath, from the side, you look like an idiot, from 30 degrees, from 60 degrees, you look like a pig. Look, I know you better.

With you in life, life is full of infinite vitality; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food?

Note: stand in front of the mirror, gently hold your chin, blink three times with your left eye and three times with your right eye, then blink all the time with a smile, and you will vaguely see a fool blinking at the mirror!

After years of silent cultivation in the film circle, only you know the bitterness best. However, your efforts have finally been recognized by people, and you have won the Golden Bird Award: the nomination of the best animal star.

On this full moon night, Chang 'e said to me: She will go down to find you, give you beauty and restore your original beauty! Are you ready? Pig, stop texting and ask you a question!

Flowers bloom in spring, which is your smile; The summer sun is burning, that's your passion; Autumn fruits are ripe, which is your harvest; Hey hey! Bear, so you can hibernate safely!

Wukong, you clean the glass; Friar Sand, mop the floor. Bajie, the master knows your situation very well. After careful consideration, he decided to give you a chance to show it-after reading this message, go and clean the toilet at once.

Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I wonder how you beat rabbits in those years.

A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, what do I think? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

When I first met you, I felt that I had known you for a long time. I have never said anything so certain. You may not believe it, but it's true. You really look like my ... lost pig!

Some people say you are a pig! I seriously criticized him! How is that possible? How can people tell what they look like?

Please don't look down, turn it off. There is really nothing to see. Come on, do you really want to see it? No regrets? You asked for it yourself You are a pig!

There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. So many people watch you fly!

Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said: there is nothing more stupid than a pig in the world. I lost, so it's all your fault.

After taking a short rest with his three disciples, Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!" "

God knows you are thirsty and created water. God knows you are hungry and created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me. However, God knows that there is no idiot in this world, and he created you by the way.

Someone said to me, "You are as smart as a pig." I was furious after hearing this! ! I know you! ! What an insult! I'm sorry about that pig! ! ! !