The best hilarious copy is super funny.

1. "What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood?" "We will help you collect the lucky money first!"

2. What happened to the woman? Everyone says that my daughter is my parents' intimate little cotton-padded jacket, and I am my parents' bulletproof vest!

3. "What's the use of a divorce certificate?" "One more certificate, no matter when applying or interviewing, can always bring a little confidence and confidence to yourself!"

4. Son, it doesn't matter if you don't do well in the exam this time. You are still young. Work hard slowly. Your father and I can have another child.

5. My mother made me a cup of coffee, and I praised her. She said, "I knew you liked girly things."

6. "How about a long neck?" The ant asked the giraffe. The giraffe replied, "Not good!" The ant asked again, "Why?" Giraffe depressed way: "often confused!" "

7. I can't afford to go to AA system now. I invented AAB system. It's you AA, I'm going to be a B-face.

8. Stop complaining that you can't find a right person among the 1.4 billion people. You can't find a right one of the four options in the exam, let alone 1.4 billion options!

9. The leader said, "You should regard your work as your home." So, I strictly followed the instructions of the leader, took off my shoes with bare arms, sat on the sofa and played games, and called my wife over for hot pot at noon. In the afternoon, the leader came back, pointing at my nose and scolding me: "You take the unit as your home!" " What a capricious man!

1. When you like a person, your brain will automatically add filters, whiten and grind your skin, and when you don't like it, it will change to the original picture every second. God, was I blind at the beginning?

11. I like you, not because you have a car and a house, but because the sun was shining that day, and you wore a white skirt, and the smell of spicy strips wafted faintly from your bag.

12. Play with the drift bottle and open it. "One more bottle!" I fished it again with excitement, reminding me that I have run out of times today! Excuse me, where can I exchange my "one more bottle"?

13. One day, Peggy Piggy cried and said to her mother, "Children say I look like a hair dryer." Mother pig said distressfully, "Be good, stay away from my mother next time you speak, and don't blow my hair up."

14. The crab accidentally knocked down the hippocampus, and the hippocampus said angrily, "Are you blind?" The crab became even angrier and said, "You are the shrimp, I am the crab!" "

15. Actually, I've always wanted to say three words to you, but I'm afraid I can't even be an ordinary friend, but I still can't help it. Today, I must say, "Give me my money back!"

16. It is said that falling in love affects learning, but I'd like to ask: doesn't learning affect falling in love?

17. I got engaged to my boyfriend, and his family took tens of thousands of bride price. Go home, I'll count the money with my mother. My brother saw it and said, "You silly girl, you have been sold and paid for it."

18. Any friends who know about sports cars, please recommend a sports car with 4 million to 8 million yuan, which requires good performance, fast start, high horsepower and high comfort, and the most important one is the one with fashionable appearance and special style. I will use it as a mobile phone wallpaper.

19. In fact, I was thin when I was a child, and then I went to school. The phrase "Who knows that every grain of food is hard" made me look like this.

2. "If you are paralyzed in bed and become a vegetable, what should I call you to wake up?" "Very not easy to become a vegetable, why should I wake up? I still have flowers! "

21. Downstairs in the residential area, I doodled on a Geely car with a marker, and the owner bumped into me. Owner: "What are you painting?" Me: "Nothing, just for good luck."

22. From this month on, I must work hard, go to bed early and get up early, and don't play mobile phones! If not, send it again next month!

23. It's really difficult to get a driver's license. Just now, when I was taking the exam, the invigilator said, "When you see my gesture, start." I've been watching him for half an hour. Where is he wearing jewelry?

24. A handsome guy next door has been very kind to me these days. He bought food and gave me drinks. My friends all said that he was interested in me. Yesterday, he came to my house to give me delicious food. I was curious to ask him if he had anything to say. The handsome boy blushed, lowered his head and said shyly with his mobile phone: I want to say ... what's your wifi password?