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What routine have you been cheated by?

There is a girl who actively chases me and obeys me. She is also very beautiful. When I was short of money, she gave me money. I was still wondering if I was lucky, but later I found out that all this was a routine! This is my real experience!

In 2006, I worked in an electronics factory. At that time, the salary was particularly low, but I lived happily and lived a carefree life every day. And there are often beautiful women throwing themselves at me and actively pursuing me. However, those people are either a little old or a little ugly, and even a young woman asked me to be her temporary husband. Growing up in a traditional family like me, I certainly can't accept it!

There is a girl who is QC, and she also accosted me. She is the type that meets my requirements, and I also want to take the initiative to chase her, but I can't help but feel in my pockets and don't even have the money to open a room. What can I love?

Until one day, I didn't know whether it was accident or luck. That night, I asked for leave and didn't work overtime. I wanted to have a rest. Then I put a CD in a DVD theater downstairs in our dormitory, ready to watch a movie. Then I saw this girl. She patted me on the shoulder and called me.

In fact, I have already met her, but I am embarrassed to say hello to her, because I am shy and have never been in love from study to work.

She asked me at that time and said, hey, aren't you the one we pulled up? I said yes! You are our QC. Don't you work overtime tonight?

Yes! I don't feel well today, so I'm going to ask for leave tonight. I didn't expect to meet you here by chance. Are you going to the movies?

Yes, I'm too tired to go to work. I want to watch a movie, relax and be lazy.

What movies do you like to watch? Why don't we watch it together and save two dollars I felt a little embarrassed at the time. After all, I have never been alone with a girl. I wanted to refuse, but I couldn't say it. Later, she chose a movie. I remember that movie was called Brown Sugar Macchiato.

At that time, in order to show the dignity of men, I offered to pay. I could see that she seemed a little embarrassed, or that I was a little misunderstood.

After watching it for more than four hours that night, she also took the initiative to buy a lot of snacks. We had a good chat that night, and both sides added QQ to each other.

In the later days, she often came to see me, often went to the park, or went to the D vd room. I still remember that my first kiss was taken away by her in Shunfengshan Park. She kissed me that night, and she kissed me on her own initiative, which kept me awake for an exciting night. I haven't washed my face for two days, and I always want to keep the taste of her lip balm. This should be the feeling of love. I found out I was in love.

I've been dating her for almost a month, and I haven't been in the room once. Maybe that's why she thinks I'm reliable. Our relationship is getting closer and closer. Later, because our communication was too inconvenient, she took the initiative to buy me a Sony Ericsson mobile phone. Although it is a high imitation, it is still very easy to use. After all, it is my 1 mobile phone.

She not only bought me a mobile phone, but also often took me to buy clothes. She paid for it because she asked me about my family. I told her that my family was extremely poor. I came to study on credit when I was studying. When I was in junior high school, I borrowed money from my uncle to study. There are several brothers in the family, and everyone has his own family. They got married when I was very young, so I was left alone.

Since I told her about my family, she worshiped me more and even invited me to her home. At that time, because I just came out to work in 1 year and wanted to go home for the New Year, I refused her request to invite me to her home.

Later because I didn't go home with her, she insisted on going home in 2008. She plans to take a vacation for half a month. One day, half a month after he went to work, I found myself being played by others and being played by others.

That night, I played billiards with a friend outside. Because there is something wrong with the boss's clock, there is no electricity, and neither of us has a mobile phone. When we found that there was no one on the industrial avenue, we thought it might be late. When we asked the boss, we said it was almost 7 o'clock because we had to work overtime at 6: 30. After seeing this situation, we simply skipped work.

Because our factory has regulations, one minute is one yuan before being five minutes late, more than five minutes, more than 30 minutes is half a day, and more than one hour is a day of absenteeism. If you don't take the initiative to ask for leave.

Because we thought we were all absent from work, we simply stopped going to work and continued to fight on the pool table. At half past seven, the two of us broke up.

The distance on my way back to the factory dormitory is almost 1 km. I was going to go straight back to the dormitory, but when I walked to the pond, I saw an amazing scene. My girlfriend is cuddling with a man on the gazebo. The man looks tattooed and has green hair on his head. I thought he was a mixed society, so I didn't go

The next day at work, I asked my girlfriend where she went to play last night. She was also very curious to answer me. Yesterday, I was transferred to another department to help. Didn't I tell you before? I felt like a fool when I saw her denying it. I want to tear it into pieces and say it, but I don't know how to say it.

Later, I told her fellow villagers that her fellow villagers had long known that she had a boyfriend. He was from their hometown, but because the man's family was an only child and my girlfriend only had two daughters, she always wanted to find a son-in-law.

After her hometown told me about it, I associated everything, and I realized that I had fallen into a routine. She not only clung to her ex-boyfriend, but also wanted to give her parents an explanation, that is, let me be a scapegoat and a puppet.

I haven't quarreled with her since I learned about it, because I feel that what he did to me doesn't seem to be too much, and my girlfriend is also good to me, so I chose to stay away from her slowly.

When she came home for the New Year, she called my landline, followed my sister-in-law to be caring and attentive, and said that she was my girlfriend. Later I told my sister-in-law not to answer her phone in the future.

I also told my family what happened, and they all said that it was a good thing that I didn't go to State A with her at the beginning, or I was tied there and probably couldn't come back.

Since then, my sister-in-law has often introduced girls to me and wanted me to get married quickly. She was afraid that I would be cheated and set up by others.

Summary: Actually, my girlfriend had a boyfriend at first, but because of the oppression of her family, she had to find a lamb and scapegoat. Recruit my son-in-law, and then he has sex with her boyfriend. I suspect that these routines are all planned by her boyfriend, because he thinks that I just left the society and have little social experience, so it is easier for me to routine.

When my children were in junior high school, one summer vacation, our family of three went to Qinhuangdao for a trip and were beaten by a taxi driver.

Because it's my first time in Qinhuangdao, I don't know much about the surrounding area. I wanted to go to Sanguan and Laolongtou scenic spots that day, but I met a particularly enthusiastic taxi driver at the bus stop. He first introduced us to many interesting places with a map, and then said that he could take us around all these scenic spots, including the old dragon head and the third level, as long as he paid 200 yuan. We thought it was right, so we gave him 200 yuan and set off.

I remember that the driver was very talkative and kept talking all the way. As a result, at the first stop, he dragged us to a particularly remote temple. As soon as we got off the bus, two monks invited us into the temple to burn incense with three sticks of incense, and then another monk gave us three sticks of incense. And told us to knock three heads at the idol, and then put the incense in the incense burner not far away. Then, they stood in a row and began to pray, saying that one pillar would ensure the safety and health of our whole family, one pillar would ensure that the children would be in to no. 1 in the future, and the other pillar would ensure that our husband and wife would live in harmony for life. And one of the monks told us that such prayers are held every day and will last for three years. Even if we are not at the scene, they will pray for us devoutly according to the address and name we left, provided that we leave 500 yuan of incense money.

At that time, I felt that I must have been cheated by the taxi driver, because we were completely passive when we got off the bus, and there were a large group of monks around you, so you had no chance to refuse or resist. The saddest thing is that not only has 200 yuan's round-trip fare been paid to the driver in advance, but now he can't find a car to go back, so he can only take his car. He has been walking in front of the temple, waiting patiently for us.

If we offend them, we can't even get a taxi in that remote place. Although there are a few tourists around occasionally, there are monks like us all around. Those taxis, I feel they are also their accomplices. Because, as long as it is not agreed in advance, the fares are ridiculously expensive. Although 500 yuan was not a small sum of money more than a decade ago, safety is important and we can only admit that we are unlucky. Give the money and retreat.

When we got back to the bus again, the driver mistakenly reminded us that we shouldn't give them money. The key is the scene at that time. Can we leave without money? I also pretend to be willing to say that 500 yuan is not much, at least people pray for us every day, and for three years. Although what I said is an understatement, only I know how wronged and annoyed I am, and only ghosts believe that they will pray every day.

In order to stop the loss in time, I pretended to be carsick and went straight back without going anywhere else. An hour later, we returned to the bus station. It's ridiculous to think about it now. It's embarrassing. Two adults were stupid enough to take their children out to play for several hours. They didn't see anything and didn't play. They only threw 700 yuan back.

About ten years ago, I went to Bengbu, Anhui Province on business and stayed in a hotel near the railway station. Back to the hotel, I didn't want to go out for dinner, so I bought some instant noodles and sausages downstairs, paid cash to leave, and was stopped by the young man at the small counter next to me. The young man said, "Brother, I'm closing soon. I've received too much change. Can you change a few hundred dollars for me? " I saw the young man holding a stack of five yuan and ten yuan change in his hand. I hesitated, didn't have the courage to refuse, and reluctantly changed. He took a few pieces from a pile of cash in his hand and counted them. I think it's 100 yuan, put it in my wallet and went back to the hotel without counting. When I got back to the hotel, the more I thought about it, the more wrong I was. I counted the cash in my wallet. Found that the change was only more than 60 yuan (with 10 yuan in it), and found that it was cheated. I want to go back to him, but I am a stranger in a foreign country and hesitate. People are in danger of another gang, but I know I have been cheated. I am downstairs. If I don't go to him, I will feel timid. I plucked up my courage and went down to find the young man who was still there. I told him directly that the money was brought and the young man was empty. I asked me how much it was. I said fifty, and he immediately counted me fifty without saying anything. I pointed to him and said, come on. I won't call the police this time. It seems that he has no associates and is just a little liar. This is the most vivid experience of being cheated.

In 2002, I went to Guangzhou by car and was cheated by the pull-tab winning routine for 300 yuan.

At that time, I was only twenty. At that time, I went to Guangzhou to find my sister, got on the bus in Da Lang and went straight to Guangzhou. I have been working in Da Lang before, and I went to Guangzhou by bus for the first time.

When I got on the bus, there were already more than a dozen people on the bus. When I arrived in Liaobu, Dongguan, seven or eight people came up at once, men and women. There is a woman in overalls sitting in front of me.

The bus didn't go far after a while, not far from sitting next to me. A man who smelled of alcohol opened a bottle of Jianlibao cans, and soda flew on the roof and splashed on many people, including me.

Another man who was splashed with soda grabbed the man who opened the soda by the collar, slapped him and shouted at him. The soda man seemed drunk and mumbled without saying a word. The man grabbed his soda and poured it into the trash can. After pouring the soda, he shook it again. There's something ringing inside. He looked at it with his finger and shouted, Wow, he won the lottery. This is Jianlibao's lucky draw with a prize of 680,000 yuan!

After hearing what he said, everyone in the car looked at him, and two people went to see it, saying it was a lottery. He handed the prize money to the soda pop maker and said, fool, you won the lottery, 680 thousand! You made a fortune. The man smiled stupidly with the bonus, and another man next to him said that he was drunk and didn't know where to exchange it when he won the prize!

A well-dressed man in a suit came up and said, I am in the export business. I have 200,000 euros here. I'll trade with you! Then I opened the box in my hand, which was full of some foreign currencies 100 that we had never seen before. The man said cheekily, ok! All right! The person next to him said, that won't do. He's 60 thousand or 80 thousand, and you're only 200 thousand Besides, who knows if your money is true or not? The man in the suit said, of course my money is real. If you don't believe me, please have a look.

The woman sitting in front of me stood up and said, I'm a bank clerk. I came to have a look and showed you my work permit.

She picked up those foreign currencies and looked at them carefully. Seriously, they are euros. One yuan is worth six yuan. Everyone's eyes are straight after hearing this. The man in the suit gave the box to the soda pop maker and got out of the car with the bonus.

A man next to him suddenly asked the soda pop maker, you can't use the money here. How about I exchange RMB with you? One hundred dollars for one hundred dollars. The soda man giggled and said, ok! All right! The woman said, you can't do this! Cheat people! The man said, don't worry about me, it's his own will. Say that finish, he took out a thousand dollars from his pocket and gave it to the person who opened the soda. He took 1000 yuan of foreign currency from his hand and returned to his seat with a smile.

The woman said quickly, then I will change 1000, too. The man next to him also took out money and said he wanted to change it. The woman said while counting the money, today is really a lucky day, and such a good thing has happened.

Everyone was a little tempted to watch them change money. The woman said, change it quickly! This money was picked up for nothing, not for nothing. As soon as the person sitting in front listened, he took out the change, and the person who opened the soda just smiled stupidly. The charming woman took the money to exchange it and put it in her hand. Only those people in the back seat didn't change the money, and I also changed 300 yuan. A woman changed her watch necklace and cash into foreign currency, which looked charming.

All of a sudden, money is about to change. The lady sitting in front of me said she wanted to get off and told the driver to stop. Suddenly, the woman sitting in front of me, the man who opened the soda, the man who pulled the clothes, and other people who changed the money first got off the bus.

I suddenly felt cheated, and someone in the car exclaimed, have we been cheated? They are a group. The person who didn't change the money behind said that you were all cheated, and the winning prizes were all fake. They are a group, and they often do this kind of scam in the car. Those foreign currencies are worthless. We have met them several times. We dare not say that they will be beaten. They all carry knives. The people who changed money in the car were frightened at once, and several of them cried directly, saying that they had been cheated of all their money and didn't know what to do!

I am also secretly blaming myself, but who can blame! It's not that liars are skilled, but that our hearts are too greedy. If we are not greedy for petty gain, how can we be deceived? Just buy a lesson, remember it for a long time!

I have also been fooled by the routine of "collecting money and dividing money", but the player did not succeed. Here's the thing:

I was working in a hospital at that time, and a group of medical experts came to our hospital from the First Affiliated Hospital of Changsha Lake, the provincial capital. At that time, our hospital was crowded with people, and people came to see a doctor. One kind of injection (the name has been forgotten) was sold out soon, and the local pharmaceutical factory was out of stock. The dean sent me to Chenzhou Pharmaceutical Factory for urgent purchase. On the sidewalk not far from the right side of Chenzhou Pharmaceutical Company, a young man suddenly ran to me from left to right, dropped a hundred-dollar bill from his body and immediately flashed into a roadside shop. Almost at the same time when the big bill fell to the ground, a young man behind the coin-payer quickly took it in his hand, came up to me and whispered, "Don't make any noise, let's share it together, come with me ..." At that time, I seemed to be blindfolded by this scene and involuntarily followed the signer into a nearby alley. About ten meters into the alley, I found two young people, about ten meters away from me and the money-finder, walking absently, and one of them looked back at me. Looking back at the front doesn't feel like looking back. This hope doesn't matter, but I found a young man behind me, who seemed to have lost his money before he caught up. At this time, I immediately realized that it was not good, so I turned decisively and walked back. Then the four men immediately gathered around and asked fiercely, "What do you do?" ! Where to go ... "Fortunately, my answer at that time was:" What's it to me? I went to the municipal public security bureau, do you want to go together ... "They had to stare blankly at me and walk away. ...

In 2003, I subscribed to a Henan science and technology newspaper and sent a letter when I delivered it. I opened it. It was a scratch card. I scraped a second prize car, worth180 thousand. I was so happy that I called to ask if I wanted to cash in my car. I said I would transfer cash, and the person in charge said I would deduct 1500 yuan tax, and asked me to transfer money. I hesitated at that time, but when I thought about150 thousand, I passed the money. It wasn't long before I got a call from the company asking me to buy their computer for me150,000. I knew at that time that I had been cheated. I also called the police, but the liar was too smart to get the money back. So remember that there is no pie in the sky and no free lunch. Don't trust others too much in anything.

Labor agency, almost ten years, looking for a job in those years, many agencies require to pay a deposit of 200 yuan, and then they are responsible for finding a job until they are satisfied, but the salary of the job introduced is very low and not suitable. I pushed it off all the way, and I don't believe it anymore.

What I feel most is the routine from my husband.

My husband is the youngest son of my second brother. When I was still at school, they had already worked. Eat popsicles in summer and persimmons in winter. Thanks to his meager salary. That was the best snack in that poor age.

But look at this. On Women's Day on March 8th this year, all the red envelopes of the friends in the small pots arrived. I called him and he said come back and give me two feet [cover your face].

Female friends think about it, it is the deepest routine from her husband [covering her face]

I saw a doctor in the hospital, and the staff said that the dermatologist was not here, so I could sign up as a Chinese medicine expert, see a general practitioner, and so on. I went upstairs at will, and the doctor was the only one sitting in a rare room, which was very easy-going. You have herpes zoster, which is a very troublesome disease. If you don't get it, you are ready to write a prescription service road. You're still taking medicine outside the hospital. I said what's the difference? He said the medicine in the hospital. So he started to write a paper prescription, and he had to write it on the computer to get the medicine in the hospital. While writing a prescription, he told the outside where the drug price was cheap, and the credit was good and the quality was authentic. The prescription will be ready soon. He also pointed to the prescription and said that the name was Smilax glabra, not Poria. Don't make a mistake. Very serious. After being reminded, I found the drugstore according to the doctor's route. The proprietress is very enthusiastic and has a good service attitude. So I packed it, and I said I wanted to pay. The boss said 327 yuan, and I paid it after a while, because it was not cheap to pay six Chinese medicines in the town health center before, and my daughter said that it was more reassuring for me to go to a regular hospital. I went to the hospital with the idea of paying more 100, but I didn't expect it to triple. Am I stuck with registrars, doctors and pharmacies?

At that time, I bought a Pomeranian, and I went home for two days and died. I don't have a long memory, so I bought one at his house. It took me two and a half days to realize that there was a dog named Qi Tianle! Once I got a certificate for three dollars, and I was cheated for several times to transfer money before I knew I was cheated! The most embarrassing thing is my platinum masonry necklace, diamond ring, platinum bracelet and gold bracelet. I changed two things as soon as I * *. It is also 18k. Don't even dare to fight now!