Humorous short messages sent to his girlfriend to pay attention to changes in temperature.

Newton said, "Love is like an apple on a tree. It will fall on your head if it is predestined."

believe it or not, I believe it anyway. Not because of Newton, but because you are a cow, and more because of your stubbornness. I love you, stubborn cow!

32. You are like a "half step with a smile". After eating it, you can only laugh but can't run. Give me the "antidote" quickly. The antidote equation: give me your love, your feelings and your future happiness.

33. Time has built a house. Care is the bright window, trust is the wall, understanding is the tile, and loyalty is the beam. Our love is the light that illuminates this room. Dear, thank you for giving me a warm home.

34. I like a sound, that is, the dew is blown off by the breeze; Appreciate a painting, it is the long moon dotted with the starry sky; Intoxicated with a breath, it is the secluded orchid that permeates the valley; Bless a friend, it is you who laughs at reading short messages!

35. I don't sleep for you every night, I miss you every day, I am heartbroken for you, I am in tears for you, I want to make a connection with you, I want to make love with you, and I don't miss you anywhere. My heart will always be in your heart, my dear, and I would like to be with you everywhere in this life.

36, autumn health reminder: wear more clothes when going out in the morning to prevent cold from hurting your body; Go home early after exercise, and sweat clothes are easy to catch cold when blown in the wind; Exercise intensity should be moderate and warm-up activities should be sufficient. I wish you good health!

37. Since I entered your world, I can never go out. You adjust the frequency of my mind, and my mind is full of your imprint; I have to be your shadow and follow your steps; Holding acacia's pen, I only wrote three words: I miss you so much!

38. The appearance of stars makes the night sky smart; The appearance of bees makes flowers very fragrant; The appearance of raindrops makes the earth full of vitality. Your appearance makes my world more beautiful! I love you!

39. You are a sweet encounter in my life, so that I will never wander alone in the world again. I hope you can accept this eternal ring, make it shine like eternal stars, and let happiness become the tenderest embroidery in our hearts from now on!

4. The cold air attacks people, the temperature is low, the dew drops condense the fog, a little care warms you, don't forget to add clothes in cold weather, pay attention to the diet, and take care of yourself alone outside; Wish the cold dew peace and happiness!

41. I would like to store the greatest tenderness in this life in your heart, so that every day in your life is full of spring and give you a happy blue sky. Love you forever, and love you forever.

42. If you really want to compare yourself to a star, you must be the most inconspicuous one, because then no one will earn with me, no one will rob me, and you will only belong to me, even though it is small and inconspicuous, it is full of my love.

43. The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but it was too high. The angel wanted to give the dolphin a kiss, but the sea was too deep. I want to give you a hug, but it's too far away from you. I can only send you a short message. I miss you.

44. I keep you in my heart every minute, wondering if you are all right now? May your dear smile often and your mood embrace the sunshine all the time. Happiness will last as long as time, and I will be by your side as long as you think!

45. I smile as soon as I see you, without saying that I like you; I will never be half-hearted about you and secretly want to be together for four generations; Your facial features fascinate me so much that I can't reach the ground at a glance. Love you forever, love you forever!

46. I am coming gently to smooth your tight brows; I left gently, letting all my worries go with me. Please don't miss those troubles that don't belong to you. Life goes on every day, and happiness is staged every day. May you let go of your troubles and be happy every day!

47, love, sometimes, any material, any promise, any giving, are not as touching as the bits and pieces of memories of the past. Inadvertently revealed, a complete heart is more deeply loved.

48. When you have a cold, I would like to turn it into a capsule, so that I can dissolve in your stomach, then gather in your heart, and then spread all over your body. This will not only drive away your pain, but also integrate me with you.

49. I love you as deeply as a peach blossom pool, but when I see you, I will turn into a donkey's lips and a horse's mouth. I can't say endless praise to you. Let short messages replace my twitching mouth and tell me that I love you without regrets. If I don't abandon this stupid mouth, let me cherish your beauty!

5. How many rivers must I cross to get to sunshine avenue? How many difficulties must be experienced to reap the joy of success; How much luck does it take to meet the right lover? Yes, I met you. I'm so lucky!

51. The small note sandwiched in the book is afraid that she will see it, but she is afraid that she will not see it; Twist her face to enjoy the smell of her anger; At close range, my heart is pounding, even if it is only a kiss. I really can't forget the taste of first love!

52. Dear, to you, my heart can be learned from the sun and the moon. My feelings are just the same. My words are sincere. You can spend my money at will, and my people are always available. If you accept my confession, please reply, otherwise please forward it and let it continue to wander!

53, cigarettes fall in love with matches, which belongs to dedication to love. Mice fall in love with rice, which belongs to the pursuit of self-love. I fell in love with you, which belongs to the arrangement of heaven. There is no reason why you should not be my favorite.

54. The HarmonyOS Universe, the vast expanse of Gankun and hundreds of billions of stars show endless starry sky. How can there be light in the world without you and me? The reincarnation of life and death, all living beings, and thousands of creatures interpret the world. Will my life be wonderful without you?

55. We used to meet and stay together, but now you turn around and leave. Once we met for a long time, but now we can't stay; Even if you use your life to save, the road to love has come to an end; Please take care of yourself in the future!

56. Do you know what kind of object I am looking for? Well, I'm very strict. My temper should at least reach your level, my virtue should at least reach your level, and my appearance should at least reach your level ... Well, taking you as a template, it's almost enough to find a daughter-in-law.

57. Men should be hard on themselves. I can hold on to cold and hot, I can hold on to pain, and I can hold on to the scene, but now I can't hide it from you even if I am hard on myself.

58. It is said that a boyfriend should have a background, but you only have a back and a future, but you only have shorts and a ticket, but you only have face and a real estate, but you only have a spatula. I don't ask for much, and that doesn't matter, as long as you always treat me well.

59. Your flowers smell fragrant, your petals are cut to weave colorful dresses, your beauty is thin and thin, your passion is hard to manage your red makeup, your love is still there today, and your youth is still with the sunset. Miss you, the night gives me courage, and I have hope for the morning light!

6. If love doesn't discharge, it's empty like a telephone pole, if it's not chic, it's as dull as a frog in a pond, if it's not expressed, don't say anything when it's stifled, say it out loud, and you'll love it long ago, understand it or not, and it's even more rogue to pester you to death.

1. With you, my mood is particularly clear; With you, life is particularly refreshing; With you, I believe in hope even if I am bitter; With you, even if you are tired, it will be sweet into your heart. Dear, I have the world with you. It's good to have you!

2. God will arrange for many people to meet us, some will forget in a hurry, some will leave memories, while others will remember their whole lives and be willing to be together forever. For me, you are such a person, and I am willing to spend my life with you!

3. You are my sky, sunny and rainy; You are my scenery, and mountains and rivers depend on each other; You are my dream, and you are in my dream; You are my motivation, let me make progress. Love you forever!

4. it's so hard to love you but want nothing! I love you, but I have to sneak around, so tired! Love you, but let your heart break, so miserable! But willingly, so silly! But I can be sure: I really love you!

5. It's all you that made me lose sleep. It's all you that make my food tasteless; It's all you, which makes me make mistakes frequently; It's all you, and my life is completely messed up. As a gift, I will punish you for "imprisonment" for life. What's your objection?

6. I want to hold your hand most, and I like to see your smile at me most. Even if the whole world can change, but only I will not change, because my eyes and heart are full of you.

7. I am willing to be a happy pinion and a healthy screw. As long as I can contribute to your happiness, it is my greatest happiness. Even if I become small, it is the most meaningful thing, just because I love you!

8. I can't help loving you; Miss you, can't help it; Hurt you, love is not what you want; Regret, deeply grieved; Please let bygones be bygones; I look forward to your letting bygones be bygones; Waiting for you, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; Forgive me and reply a message!

9. Happiness is everyone's inner feeling, just like wearing shoes. Only we know whether we are comfortable or not. We need to face our inner feelings and try our best to find the happiness we want.

1. I have raised a bunch of beautiful roses, which are very fragrant and intoxicating ... Well, will you help me raise them? If others ask me not to give them, I want you to help me raise them ...

11. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy but understanding. Happy birthday, dear!

12. I miss you in the silent night; Miss you, at the far bottom of the pool; Miss you, in a lonely heart; Miss you, in the brilliant flower season. Miss you in the four seasons of wind, frost, snow and rain! Happy birthday, dear!

13. If I don't have you in my life, what's the use of everything I get? If my happiness is not shared by you, what's the point of more happiness? I can't live without you, because I love you so much!

14. A passerby, please slow down your steps and swear by the sky and your honesty: I want to say, I can say, the most common but affectionate words, the three words that will always be hot: I love you.

15. Write a word of love, and it will be free and easy. Mention the word love, and it is full of affection. Tell the word love, never accept it. Feel the word love, unconstrained style. The world of love, with you and me. Surrounded by love, always young!

6, firecrackers deafening, will be happy to sing; Lanterns are hung high to light up the festival; Spring Festival couplets are Zhang Zhang, writing auspicious; Love spreads, and tender feelings are offered; Xianglong Hechun, flying with love. Love you in this life, infatuation for thousands of years.

17. Your departure made me understand what loneliness means. Your anger, let me know what is regret; Your indifference makes my heart ache out of my wits. Please forgive me so that I can prove myself. You are the only one in my life.

18, deep feelings, rainy, true feelings are not to be said! Love is earnest and meaning is endless. May you be happy every day! Bless early, bless late, and not wish sick for a day. The sky is grey and wild, remember to add clothes when it is cold! Busy or idle, may you be a happy bird!

19. You tempt me like a red apple. I am infatuated with you like a caterpillar. I am not afraid of pesticides sprayed by fruit farmers or birds eyeing up in the trees. I just want to monopolize you, occupy you and live in your heart.

2. Every relationship has a password. As long as the time scene and characters are correct, no matter how deep it is hidden, it can be opened. This password is called fate, which can open the door to the heart. I hold the password, can I walk into your heart.

21. My love for you is like a raging river, like the Yellow River flooding out of control, and like the sunset and the splendor of the western hills. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must get you!

22. If I were your girlfriend, I would suddenly scream hungry when I was shopping, and then ask you to take me to eat hot pot, order a large table of dishes, and I'll be full only after eating a little. Look at your incredible despair with your eyes wide open, because I want you to eat it all. Hehe, hot pot lasts the longest, and I like to watch you eat until you die.

23. I am used to turning my mobile phone to the vibrating position and putting it in my pocket. From then on, whenever you call me, I will know for the first time that our hearts are beating together.

24, get up, help you buy breakfast; Cooking, escorting you to the canteen; The exam is over, and I will give you a risky note; I'm studying for myself, so I'll protect you from going back to the dormitory to sleep. Today is Valentine's Day, my dear, with me around, school life is carefree, come out for a walk at night, and the surprise is yet to come!

25. Make a container full of love, fold an airplane, write the words of love, summon up courage once, say the meaning of love, and send a short message to tell the thoughts of love.

26. I can help you with the meal, the work, the seats, the classes, the snacks and the homework, but I hope you can say the words "I like you" yourself. Happy Valentine's Day!

27. I am poor and have no flowers to send you. I am poor and have no room for you; I am poor and have no car to give you; I am poor and have no bank card to pay you. However, I have endless love for you, which makes me rich!

28. Time is listening to a melody, and I am familiar with the memory in my heart. The sun is drying and raining, and it is warm in a sunny smile. My eyes are glazed with poems, glittering and translucent in the beautiful wallpaper, and a drop of thoughts is scattered in the moonlight, and romance is in the trace of thinking about you.

29. Although we often quarrel and what we say to you are angry words in a fit of pique, I still love you very much in my heart.

3. Modern love is no longer attached to the right match, the parents' orders and the words of the matchmaker. As long as it feels right, it can be together, and there is no more entanglement. All the things in the past have long been erased by time.

I hope I can help you by choosing something that you can use.