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High-grade and sand-carved birthday wishes are funnier than funny birthday wishes.

Today is my friend's birthday. I collected some senior birthday wishes from sand sculptures. Let's have a look!

1, birthday wishes from seniors and sand sculptures: ugly when the world is cold! It is not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live like this? Don't have any ideas, just live! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

2, funny birthday greetings: I wish you big fish and big meat; Accompanied by the beauty of singing; The daily income is not enough; Dare to live longer than the tortoise. Happy birthday!

3. Fu Jiafu is a lot of blessings, and the reduction of blessings is the starting point of blessings. Fu Jiafu is an infinite blessing, and blessings are the only blessings besides blessings. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

4. Birthday greetings from seniors and sand sculptures: On the occasion of your birthday, I wish you a prosperous career, a healthy body, countless money, no hard work, leisure like a mouse, romance like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

5, birthday girl, I wish all your hopes can be realized, all your dreams can be realized, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can be fulfilled.

6. Interesting birthday greetings: Today is your birthday, and your friend asked for a power train for you. Please tap on the floor with your mobile phone ... OK, the song ordering is over.

7. Flowers are similar every year, but people of different ages are different. It's not a dream to wake up, and there are many wrinkles between the eyebrows. On your birthday, I just hope you can be happy, healthy and beautiful. Happy birthday!

8, give me trouble, I will turn it into happiness for you! Give me sadness and I will turn it into happiness for you! Give me the frustration and I will turn it into your strength! Give me loneliness, and I will turn it into friendship for you! May friendship last forever! Happy birthday!

9. You are the happiest woman in the world! Have a husband who loves you, keep his promise to you all his life, and accompany you every year today! Happy birthday, dear!

10, dear, I just want to tell you that everything about you is touching my heart, and I will love you forever.

1 1. On your birthday, I will give you happy notes as a gift. May you have 365 beautiful days, and sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

12, dear sister, I have a very precious gift that I want to give to you. This is the short message I am sending you now. Happy birthday.

13, I wish my sister a happy birthday, smooth work and a good mood every day!

14, I wish you a happy old turtle in the East China Sea, and live longer than a big stone in Nanshan.

15, * Happy Birthday * I wish you look up at Cupid today, meet a great beauty when you go out, lower your head to pick up a bundle of hundred-dollar bills, and go home and step on smelly shit!

16, happy birthday! Make a wish and let all the stars in the sky bless you. The shining background light shines on your cheeks, though it is weak, but it can extend far away.

17, sooner or later, your life will be full of my worries and will be infinitely wonderful. Everywhere, your journey will be accompanied by my thoughts, and you are no longer lonely. Send you romantic wishes, may you be happy forever! Happy birthday!

18, I wish you a happy birthday, happiness and always smile. For your place in my heart every day, for the roses you bring to my life, for the love and memories between us.

19, I should pick you up again and again and give you a birthday kiss. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

20. You are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. You are a cantaloupe after reading the text message! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!

2 1. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Come on!

22. I don't give presents for my birthday now. I will write you a blessing. If you think the gift is not enough, I will join you in wishing you a happy birthday!

23. Today is my happy sister's birthday. I wish my sister a happy birthday, smooth work and a good mood every day!

24. My last birthday was really bad. My car broke down and then my girlfriend abandoned me. That's not enough. A friend sent me a card, which actually said: I wish you a happy birthday every year!

25. On the eve of your birthday, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, Fanta in everything, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, feeling like Sprite, always eye-catching.

It is said that meteors can give anything they want. If I can, I would like to wait under the night sky until a star is touched by me and falls on your pillow with my blessing. Happy birthday! ! !

27. All blessings are accompanied by our love. On this special day, they are crowded in your glass, red and deep, until the bottom of my heart!

28. When you see this news, haha! You are one year older! If you want to be young forever, please read the following words aloud: Today is my birthday, I am so happy!

29. I wish my sister the longer she is, the more beautiful she is. She is happy and happy. Every day is like spring.

If you miss something, you can't finish it. A caring heart will never change. A string of sincere wishes, an extraordinary heart, sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

3 1, I wrote your name in the sky to wish you a happy birthday, but it was taken away by the wind; Write your name on the beach to wish you a happy birthday, but it was swept away by the waves; Write your name on the street to wish you a happy birthday, but the police took you away. Please come to the police station with your birthday red envelope and release me.

32. Animal star: Pig, your birthday is very happy. Congratulations on another year's wrinkles ... one step closer to wrinkles ...

33. Happy birthday to you. Your kindness makes the world a better place. May this day that belongs to you bring you happiness, and may the future days be icing on the cake!

34. I wish my sister a happy birthday, smooth work and a good mood every day!

35. A lady walked into a pet shop and wanted to buy a sweater for a puppy. The salesman asked her to bring the puppy to check the size. Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on its birthday.

If I had a million dollars, I would send it to you. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send a short message with a dime to wish you a happy birthday.

Warm congratulations on your birthday, with my love and a small gift. Happy every day, always smile.

Happy birthday to my beautiful, optimistic, enthusiastic, healthy, confident and energetic big friend-mom!

39. You ran n laps on the runway of life in one breath. Today, it is the starting point. Are you tired? Take a break. Tomorrow you will start a new cycle. I, China, wish you all the best. I will stand by and cheer for you as always.

40. Give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat one kilogram, please include it. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself.

4 1, happy birthday! I wish you: I am as lucky as an old turtle in the East China Sea. I live longer than a big stone in Nanshan, and I always smile.

42. Passers-by are passing by, their eyes are waiting for blessings, missing is replacing life, and expectation is better than waiting. Another year, after this stormy journey. I wish you expectations every year, blessings every month and a good mood every day!

43. After I polished the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will always be happy.

I offer my love to you. Happy and warm birthday to you. You are my forever good sister.

45. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Come on! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

46. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable. Happy birthday!

47, lonely days, I will see you in the moon palace, I am very excited! I called your name, "You are a pig. Why did you come to the Moon Palace again? "