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How do you say that educational institutions raise prices and send friends?

As follows:

1. Simplified version:

Some parents asked me: Teacher, when is the cheapest time to apply for classes in the New Year?

I said: at noon, my parents asked me why I had to raise prices sooner or later because of the Chinese New Year!

You are hesitating whether to enroll in the winter vacation class.

All the children in Shanghai chose the summer school.

Children in Beijing are considering what to learn next autumn.

The gap has never been opened in a day or two.

Don't wait until the college entrance examination to say that the unfair concept determines the way out and the pattern determines the pattern.

Together with xx education, create better learning opportunities for children.

There is a rising duck coming to you.

If I faint on the side of the road, please don't call an ambulance in a hurry. As long as you whisper in my ear, "I want to teach my children", I think I can still stand up!

5. For you who are still hesitating:

Education is not a fire for heating and cooling, it can be immediate.

But when you find that other children's education is effective, you will regret it!

Think of education as an ordinary consumption. When you always care about the price, you are already joking about your child's future.