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Beautiful quotations from Singles Day
1, if the government stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I'd rather that person is you, and I have no regrets until I die! But the government has no regulations, forget it!
2. I know all about asking what the world is like. Emotional things really can't be too blind. You can't stop it. If you don't stop it, you can't stay. No matter how good other people's wives are, they can't be easily contacted. As the saying goes, the skin does not exist, and the hair is attached to it. If I go over it, where can I find my wife? What's more, life is short and there are many things worth cherishing and caring for. Although the aura of love is dazzling, it is not the whole of life after all.
3, bachelor days are very sweet, no need to count pocket money; Bachelor is really carefree, carefree, nobody cares; Bachelor has a bright future and develops on the road of love; Singles are popular, and friends are full of blessings. Happy Singles Day!
4. On Singles' Day, I wish the married nunchakus all the best, the acacia sticks are happy and sweet, and the bachelors have a bright future; Whether you are a big stick, a small stick, a male stick or a female stick, a stick is happy!
5. Who says being single is not good? The whole family is full after eating alone! Who says bachelor is boring? Beautiful and handsome, just look at it! Who says bachelor is lonely? Let's spend Singles Day together! It's another year's Singles Day. Play with those who haven't taken off their orders yet!
6. Singles Day is here. Please kill bad luck virus, clean up lonely plug-ins, eliminate lonely traces, fix decadent loopholes, upgrade happiness, and restart the happy program. Happy Singles Day!
7. Seeing others hugging, I secretly ate sour grapes. I pray that Snow White will come every day. I sent a signal of love, but no one received me, with open arms, waiting for someone to rely on.
8. What happened to the earth? Mental imbalance leads to earthquakes, suffering erupts into volcanoes, acacia is difficult to solve, sandstorms occur frequently, inner loneliness leads to drought, and occasionally jealousy leads to acid rain. This is not a symptom of my love!
9. Say you are a big bachelor, you are not that old; It is not so clever to say that you are single; You are a super bachelor, and you giggle every day!
10, I won't marry anyone but Le! Although our relationship is very unstable, I will conquer you one day. You must agree with me. Believe me, if we are separated, we will have many unspeakable difficulties, no matter what happens, no matter where you are! I will definitely find you out! Because I want to live with you all my life, I want to always be by your side, guarding you, adding clothes to you, cooking for you, washing your clothes, and so on. I want to be with you because I love you.
1 1, Singles' Day Questionnaire: Please compare yourself and reply to the answer number directly, and you may win the prize! 1, deeply disguised as a fake bachelor; 2, living alone, quasi-bachelor; 3, spiritual love, dissolute bachelor; 4, fight for the remaining Buddhist iron bachelor!
12, Singles' Day is here, and I wish the nunchakus who are married happiness and sweetness; Acacia branches in love, sweetness in love; Single stick becomes nunchakus as soon as possible; Whether male or female. Happy Singles Day!
13, Singles Day is here. I will give you four golden hoops: one is happy, the other is happy, the other is smooth, and the other is smooth sailing. This is a golden hoop for monkeys to get smaller. You can certainly carry four sticks home at the same time!
14, love is precious, happiness is more expensive. If it's for freedom, bachelors can't be thrown away. Enjoy your single life and wish you a happy singles day!
15, secrets of undressing on Singles' Day: attractive manners, ability to do things, money in pocket, working like a coolie, motivation to pursue women, competitive pressure, and most importantly, strong instructions to beautiful women!
16, naked men and naked women, panic on Singles Day. You are afraid of light, and she is afraid of light. Make plans early and take off your clothes early. You're exposed, and so is she. Streaking towards a well-off life. You steal the light, she borrows it and gives birth to the next generation of light!
17, if I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life ~
18, the secret of undressing: take the initiative but not passive, pay attention to the timing of moving, you can be impulsive or ready to move, don't sit still and let her (him) break your heart! Singles' Day is coming. If you want to take off your clothes, you have to act.
19, a person is not bound, and a bachelor comes and goes conveniently. Save money and space. Married people are extremely envious, and people with families are not idle. Single people, don't complain, take this opportunity to be happy every day.
20, 1 1 Singles' Day, doing math problems when you have nothing to do: 1+ 1=2, yes-man, 2+2 = 6, live a happy life, 1- 1=0.
2 1, bachelors are no longer light, and girls are free for you to choose. Look at your enterprising spirit, beautiful women chase you. As long as you are handsome, you are not afraid that no one will look for you. I'm afraid you're infatuated, and your girlfriend dumped you. Relax on Singles' Day, leave the beautiful woman to find a beautiful girl, where there is no grass in the world.
22. Looking back on Singles Day, friends had a good time together. Now all families are married, working and living are very busy, and brothers and sisters rarely meet. Today it's Singles' Day again, and the bachelors of that year get together and recall their own hard thoughts. Be sure to come, or you will be fired!
23. Enjoy fish and swim in pairs, watch butterflies fly in love with flowers, feel sorry for yourself, laugh around friends, and care about relatives, so love will not be lonely. Happy Singles Day!
24, we should allow some people to get married first, get married first and then get married, and finally realize * * * by fainting! The system of free love has taken root and sprouted in China, and initially showed its superiority, but its immature and imperfect links must be gradually solved by deepening ideological reform.
25. Dude, the last thing I want to do in my life is to be single. Singles Day is the last holiday I want to celebrate. The last message I want to receive on Singles Day is: Happy Singles Day! Sadly, you have received it. Happy Singles Day!
26. It seems that this story is destined to happen and end like this. We loved, and in the past youth, we cherished that love, trying to prove that love is something that can have no distance and no answer.
27. I used to be sad and helpless, and I used to be sad and confused. The past is like a cloud, and the past is indifferent like a dream. Singles day, single, or a person, waiting for you to take care of me, I hope to have your company next year!
28. Singles Day has come to us. This is your festival! You should eat well and wear warm clothes and buy yourself a beautiful flower! Have a nice holiday. Be nice to yourself when few people get hurt!
29. The world is becoming more and more distorted. Beautiful women can't find husbands, talented women can't find jobs, and unrestrained women can't find one-night stands. Happy Singles Day!
30. In March, I wish you trouble (light), happiness (light), bright future (light), bright career (light), colorful love (light), Zong Yaozu (light), and even I have some (light). Happy Singles Day!
3 1, when will the lovers come? Send text messages to greet them. I don't know whether to have a holiday this year or go alone. I want to introduce you warmly, but I'm afraid you have a doorway, and the dislocation is even worse. You should find love quickly without hesitation. I hope people are long and bachelors are no longer.
32. When Singles Day comes, it will send a blessing: If you are single and have no one to accompany you, it doesn't matter if you meet some friends, there is no love and friendship; If you have a partner, make an appointment. Singles Day is Valentine's Day, and the lingering feelings are stronger. Singles' Day is here. I wish you no trouble, no sorrow, good luck, good luck, happiness and happiness forever. Happy Singles Day!
33.6 months 1 1, winter is coming soon, it's time to prepare the quilt!
34. On Singles' Day, I wish the wedding nunchakus all the best; Acacia branches in love are happy and sweet; Singles have a bright future; Whether it's a big stick or a small stick, it's a male stick or a female stick. Happy awesome!
35. When you miss someone, you don't have to hear his voice. Hearing his voice may be another matter. Everything in imagination is often a little better than reality. People you miss are a little warmer than reality. Missing something that seems far away, but sometimes it's just a little closer to reality.
36. Singles are carefree and preach liberalism all day. If you have no object, don't suffer yourself. Spicy is spicy, and spicy is happy. Don't be arrogant if you have someone. Send text messages to harass you on Singles Day! Happy Singles Day!
37. Your beauty attracts me, your clothes attract me and your singing attracts me. But why are you so stingy with me and don't give me a hair? I finally understand why everyone calls you an iron rooster.
1 1 is a great singles day, and it's not bad to be a bachelor. I can't stop eating delicious food, sleep until I wake up naturally, be free and carefree, hug happily, and live a happy life as a bachelor. Wish you a happy holiday!
39. Shanglian: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year; Downward: classmates have masters, and colleagues have masters, as if they also have masters of the same age; Horizontal criticism: I am single. On this special Singles' Day, I wish everyone a happy Singles' Day, a happy life and happiness!
40. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. There's a chance. If you are always too depressed in this city, maybe you can indulge yourself in May. For cautious bachelors, if they dare not go to the second bridge area of the Yangtze River, they should choose to get drunk alone.
4 1, the farthest distance is called light years, the thinnest cable is called optical fiber, the fastest speed is called light speed, the most respectful visit is called patronage, the coolest flight is called light escape, and the most handsome bachelor is called bachelor. Singles Day is coming, I wish your troubles and worries will be swept away, and your happy life will be colorful!
42. Have you ever heard of Husband's Day? Ever heard of wife's day? I don't think so. It is better to be single. You can celebrate Singles Day. Even so, I hope you can find a beloved, beloved, and bid farewell to being single. Happy Singles Day!
43. We don't want you to be very much in love, we don't want you to be amorous, we don't want you to be passionate, today, I want to be free! I want freedom!
44. Hello, at present, the balance of your emotional account is 30 million, of which the basic balance is zero (no wonder it is a bachelor) and the gift balance is 30 million: never concentrate, never be intimate, never pester, never beat. Happy Singles' Day!
45. Last Valentine's Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I swear I will leave them next year. As a result, I did it. This Valentine's Day, I am the only bachelor left.
46. For bachelors, Singles' Day is like a period, which hurts once. Beautiful quotations from Singles Day
47. A bachelor is like a tree. Even if it is extremely powerful, even if it is deeply rooted, even if it has lush foliage, don't forget that two trees make a forest and many trees make a forest, so don't be a lonely hero, a lonely master, or an onion standing alone in the wind and rain. Even if it doesn't become a forest, I wish you happiness.
48. Singles' Day is here, and I will send you a bachelor dinner: four fried dough sticks are four111,and buns represent the middle point. This is the declaration of singles and the mascot of Singles Day.
49. What was it last night today? I don't remember being lonely. It was only yesterday that it became clear today, and it is still so bleak today. Being single for a long time is crazy every year. Remember not to be sentimental when you are single, and you will meet a good partner in the future. Let's have fun on Singles Day. 20xx Declaration of the Year of Singles: A real bachelor dares to face up to the bleak love, the lonely life, the love affair, the temptation to resist the forbidden fruit, and the overwhelming letters and scratches.
50. In fact, bachelors are all Cupid's arrows and old customers. Don't worry, it's just that the arrow of love will fly for a while, and the thread of fate is still slowly pulling. Singles' Day, wait patiently and wish you a happy and wonderful life.
5 1. Now when I wake up every day, all I see in my mobile phone is your sunny smile. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.
52. Because of being single, life is uncertain, and one's life is rich and colorful. Eat when you wake up, pull after eating, and sleep after pulling. No attachments. Don't care too much about your image, even if you clean it up, no one appreciates it.
53. The greatest comfort in the world is not that you will find the other half sooner or later, but that I told you on the Super Singles' Day on February th that I am smarter than you. Cheer up, friend.
Single: 1 1. 1 1 This day is a happy day, a happy day for single bachelors! Dear bachelors: 1 1. 1 1 bamboo chopsticks! Happy Singles Day for men and women who want bamboo chopsticks!
55. Some people say that bachelor is good, but who knows that bachelor also wants to find a wife. Some people say that bachelors are idle, but who knows that their lonely hearts are not sweet. I only know that bachelors are miserable, and there are holiday news to make trouble when they are depressed. I wish you a happy singles day.
56. You have occupied my whole heart. You have crossed the waves in my heart and reached the soft place in my heart.
57, ask how much sadness you can have, just like a group of bachelors dancing in the early days. A bachelor's life should be spent like this: he can't afford to sleep in the morning and wants to sleep at night. It is best to wake up and it will be dark. Hehe, Happy Singles Day!
58. When did your girlfriend have it? Ask q about friends' wine. I wonder if the girls in Q have boyfriends? I want to leave Q, but I'm afraid it's not easy to get into Q. I can't sleep at night and I shouldn't get drunk. When can I realize my dream? Women are black and white, beautiful and ugly, and men are tall and thin. This matter is old and difficult. I hope q will last for a long time, and bachelors will no longer exist. Happy Singles Day!
59. The cold winter is terrible, not as bleak and terrible as loneliness; Loneliness is terrible, not as terrible as being single for decades; Being single for decades is terrible. It will be even worse to receive this news next year. Happy Singles Day!
60, ask what is the world's love, a cavity true feelings light demeanor. Eat a bachelor's meal, take a bachelor's road, and be willing to come to the door for love. I love you forever. Please contact me as soon as possible if you are interested. I hope to fall in love with you on Singles Day.
6 1, advantages of being single: saving resources, energy, quilt cover and gift list. Saving is a virtue, being single is a nobleman. Singles day, I wish you: single, not lonely; Shadow sheet, life is not simple! Happy holidays!
62. The rice should be cooked, the bowls should be washed, the floor should be mopped, and the bachelor should stand on his own feet. Songs are to be sung, dances are to be danced, online games are to be played, and singles should be fun. Hair should be combed, shoes should be polished, clothes should be beautiful, and bachelors should not lose their love of beauty. Happy Singles Day!
63. What is Children's Day? Bai Meng! What is Valentine's Day? Sun it! What is National Day? Squeeze! What is Singles Day? Poor and happy! I'm not afraid of being single. Let's play together on Singles Day!
64. Nowadays, both men and women love to marry late, which is the reason for bringing up bachelors. Four sticks together have spirit. Beautiful quotations from Singles Day
65. The mountains are green and the water is intentionally soft. Everything in the world is better because of family ties. Dear, my love for you will never disappear! Marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and take you to work in Boeing Company.
66. Your eyes are like the stars in the sky, sparkling and full of light. Your figure is so vigorous, I have to admire it. Only in this way can you catch mice in the world.
67. The farthest distance is called light years, the thinnest cable is called optical fiber, the fastest speed is called light speed, the most respectful visit is called patronage, the coolest flight is called light escape, and the most handsome bachelor is called bachelor. Singles Day is coming, I wish you more handsome!
68. The poem says: Being single is not terrible. As long as you pursue more and miss one of you, and there are others coming behind, you would rather chase one hundred by mistake than let one go. Even if you look for her in the crowd, you will find countless pairs of sneakers. No matter how happy she is, as long as she holds hands, she will not waste her life and be worthy of this century-old giant singles day. I wish you happiness!
69. Look up, look down, look left, look right, it's all one, look outside, look near, look far away, or one, one person is lonely, one person is poor, in order to keep out the cold, please find another partner quickly, and don't report Singles Day!
70. From Singles Day to Singles Party, young men and women dance together. Get to know each other and make friends. Seize the opportunity to express your love for friendship as soon as possible. 1 1。 1 1 Singles Day, I wish you a girlfriend as soon as possible, and fly with me to build a love nest!
7 1, Today is Singles Day, and the whole world is celebrating. You are out of the organization, and you are in trouble. Do you remember being a single friend?
72, summer or winter, just care about yourself; Singles' Day or Tanabata, just have a good holiday; Have fun, be safe and healthy, and find true love as soon as possible!
73. Singles Day has code words. If you look closely, you will know that Singles Day is actually not practical, on the contrary. In the light, singles are dark, in the light, the plank road is dark, parties are side by side, and couples are not single.
74. As long as you believe in true love, she must exist. Either we don't love, we love happily. Life is boring without the irrigation of love. Only a good attitude can make you happy. Love also depends on it, and we must not be hasty. I am willing to wait, even if my youth is gone.
75. Our bachelor can openly look forward to his soul mate, although she doesn't know where she lives yet. Poor married man can only stare at his familiar wife without imagination.
76, one flower, no drag; Independent and decisive; No noise, no tears; All income, at your own disposal; Spend money smartly and make your own decisions. Today is Singles Day. Say hello to all single friends!
77. Walking alone on a cold night, the surface is dull and the heart is tragic. Singles Day Fun SMS WeChat message. Loneliness and hesitation have nowhere to vent, and I hope that beautiful women will make me angry. Dude, on Singles Day, I wish you a little bitterness and a fire.
78. Netizens who accept new things have a clearer understanding of this festival, and because of the rapid and convenient spread of the Internet, more singles have joined the ranks of Singles Day, and some singles have gathered for this festival.
79. Edit my blessings into thousands of words, forward my greetings to your heart, delete your pain to the horizon, take back my memories and keep them forever. Love you without sweet words! Happy Singles Day.
80. Let me look into your eyes, let me look into your charm, and let me finish those boring jobs for you. If your heart is like a beating character on the screen, will my tapping make your heart beat faster?
8 1, I want a free blind date, I want someone to date, I want to dig a wall without guilt, I want to be a few years younger, I want to be chased by the opposite sex, and I want to be attractive. To realize the above idea, I will teach you a way: wash and sleep. Aesthetic Quotations of Singles Day
82, born in heaven and earth with a smile, wandering around the world happy, why bother, why not. The world of mortals is full of life, and the depths of love and hate are lonely. Why bother? Better laugh. I wish my friends a happy life on Singles Day.
83. Singles Day is coming, and the warm sunshine shines on you. May you and your life be dazzling; Brilliant career; Good luck is full of flames; Love shines brightly! Even I was touched by your light! June165438+1October1Happy Singles' Day!
84. When did you have a girlfriend? Ask for wine from group friends. I wonder if the girls in the group have boyfriends? It's not easy to quit the group but be afraid to join it. You can't sleep at night, and you shouldn't get drunk. When can I realize my dream? Women have black and white beauty and ugliness, men are tall and thin, and this matter is hard to bear. I hope that the group will last for a long time and the bachelor will no longer exist! June Singles' Day is coming. I wish everyone a better life than eating and drinking!
85. Single and carefree, advocating liberalism. If you have no object, don't suffer yourself. Red, spicy or happy, don't be arrogant if you have a date. Send text messages to harass you on Singles Day! Happy Singles Day!
86. Anonymous: Singles Day, if you want to run naked, don't just talk but don't practice. I'll teach you to take off your clothes: get rid of marriage, emotional prison, mask, happiness and run with your children and grandchildren. Don't take it off again. You are wearing less clothes. Happy Singles Day!
87. In the dim light, thousands of miles away, your bright smile was hidden in the misty rain, and you waved to me affectionately.
88, friends streaking: the road to life is easy! Happy streaking: Trouble breaks up with you! Strip away contacts: wealth belongs to you! Singles' Day is coming, I wish you an early separation of feelings: happiness and sweetness will last forever!
89. If you fly with me, you may fall to your death; if you play with a mandarin duck, you may drown; Don't envy others, there's nothing wrong with being single, how nice it is to be free! Look, the whole world is congratulating you. Happy Singles Day!
90. Hello, I really admire you. You dare to drink the water in the bedpan, kiss the mouth of a madman, dare to hit a car, dare to ride a man-eating tiger, and say that you want to set the Guinness Book of Records. It's scary to see.
9 1. Today, we don't accept gifts, only girlfriends.
92. Two bachelors, two bachelors. Play high, play high, one has no wife, one has no girlfriend, so comfortable, so comfortable. Singles Day, let's play together. It's good to be carefree.
93. Always wandering around your figure, always echoing your voice, always showing your face, always thinking of you bit by bit. On the occasion of Singles Day, I just want to confirm your mind: Can you accept my love and stay with me?
94. Look at others in pairs and see yourself alone. Are you worried about being single? You are a female bachelor, I am a male bachelor, and you and I are not single together. This year is the Day of the Gods. Let's bid farewell to being single and move towards happiness!
95. Singleness is the pioneer among young people; Young people are the main force among bachelors. Today is World Youth Day, so relax and stay happy and young forever. Tomorrow is Singles Day, so take off your clothes quickly.
96. In order to prevent traffic congestion on Singles' Day, a restricted notice was issued: men travel with single numbers, women travel with double numbers, and those who pretend to be single are punished with forged number plates. I hope that the majority of bachelors can arrange their travel time reasonably! Happy holidays!
In June, 1997, 1 1 Singles' Day, please remember. Be sure to eat sweet, sleep sweet, be happy, be safe and healthy. Wish you a happy holiday in advance!
98, June 1 1 Singles' Day, I wish you a road and a Ma Pingchuan; Career, overnight; The mind is spotless; Bad luck, all clean; Trouble, make a clean break; Negative, never return; Success, high spirits; Lucky, call a hundred times; Family, harmony; Friendship, a lifetime; I wish you peace and happiness all your life!
99. Don't worry about dating, falling in love, quarreling and missing. There is nothing wrong with being single. Don't worry about eating alone. Free play is more exciting! Singles Day is coming, may your life be more carefree!
100, the day before Singles Day, my girlfriend and I got a marriage certificate, and Singles Day finally got rid of the bachelor family, alas! This is the result of my efforts. Single friends! What are you waiting for? Sister Lin will not fall from the sky. Come on!
10 1, if I don't care about you, I won't smile at you; Will not become so fragile; Don't care about everything you do, don't miss you quietly; I won't remember every word you say, and I won't be sad for you; Will not cherish the time with you; Will not always think of you involuntarily; Don't let the pain torment yourself so easily; I won't argue with you about trifles; It's all just because I care about you.
102, when arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.
103, there is a rainbow in my eyes, which is your smile that will never fade; I have an emotion in my heart, which is an unforgettable attachment to you. Late at night on Singles' Day, do you know that I am thinking of you?
104, give me a fried dough stick, delicious; One more is not enough; Another one, but I still want to eat; The last one, yes. Look, now I want to send you my blessing: Happy Singles Day!
105, walking alone often means taking you by car, and two people walk on four legs. Singles' Day is coming. Find a pair of legs to accompany you. When you receive the text message, don't work hard. Be careful to dream that the four-legged monster is running.
106, I am single, and no one has visited me. The object I once had a crush on is married, and the children can call me uncle. Think about my mood, and I'll block up and send you a text message to complain. Today is Singles Day, I wish you and I can find happiness!
107, I am a wandering bachelor. Every time I stay, I rent a house for a living and have no fixed place to live. Since I met you, I really want to have a home, a home with you. Singles' Day, please take me home if you like!
108, if eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you may have to eat at least one pair of whales.
109, Singles' Day, the method of taking off the bill quickly. At eight o'clock in the evening, I put a brick at my feet one kilometer away from home and shouted at the sky, I want to take off my clothes, and it will be immediate!
1 10, I don't want to celebrate Singles' Day any more. I just want to hold hands with you and walk happily on the road of life, so that the scenery of the years will fill my eyes and the feeling of happiness will never slip away until eternity. Honey, let's get naked together.
1 1 1, o learn to be brave when you are afraid of no one to accompany you; When bored, no one asks, learn to bear it; Tired, no one to rely on, learn to stand on your own feet; No one complains when you are bored, learn to harass, and you know how to spend Singles' Day.
1 12, some people say that bachelor is good, but who knows that bachelor wants to find a wife. Some people say that bachelors are idle, but who knows that their lonely hearts are not sweet. I know bachelors are miserable, and you can send text messages to tease when you are depressed. Singles' Day is coming, I hope to take off the bill as soon as possible!
1 13. What was it last night today? I don't remember being lonely. It was only yesterday that it became clear today, and it is still so bleak today. Being single for a long time is crazy every year. Remember not to be sentimental when you are single, and you will meet a good partner in the future. Let's have fun on Singles Day.
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