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Urgent! Teacher's Day blessing message to chemistry and dance teachers! Have academic characteristics!

Dear chemistry teacher: You are alkali, and we are colorless phenolphthalein. When we meet you, our life will be colorful. When I met you, we also had wonderful chemical changes. Our interest is like white phosphorus, which is easily ignited by you in an instant, just as intense as a spark wire thrown into a gas container. Even if our research is reversible, you can always bring us to a chemical balance. Let's cherish your and our memories in our hearts with some rare gases.

2. Dear dance teacher: In the sound of Dolemi, you let the graceful dance steps exude charm, and you painted a picture for us with wonderful dance moves, whether silent or surging, not falling into the dust net. You said that no matter whether it is the spring snow or the people in Xialiba, it is a dance of thinking to express their true feelings, so we appreciate the different forms of refined and popular beauty with a broad mind. Because of your rhythm, our original single life suddenly turned into a beautiful and moving movement.

Blessings from teachers in other disciplines:

Dear geography teacher: you said that many things look similar, but they are far apart, such as the stars in the sky; But many things look different, but the essence is the same, such as diamonds and graphite. So we worked hard to develop a pair of discerning eyes, watching the clouds, the moon and the stars, and watching our feet, the road and the direction. You showed us the world with a ball, so even if we are in it, I will keep walking until the water blocks my way and we can live in it, and then sit and watch the rising clouds, which is so poetic.

Dear history teacher: You weave the warp and weft of the historical kingdom with time and space, from the universe to civilization, from Qin, Han, Sui and Tang Dynasties to the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, from the Seven Heroes and Five Overlords to Tang Zong and Song Zu, so as to sweep away the dust of history, lead us back to the ups and downs with the rolling wheel of history and appreciate the touching sigh of the times.

In your historical picture, we seem to see the carefree homesickness of Confucius, Mencius, Laozi and Zhuangzi, as if listening to the moving singing of the old adage, and deeply realizing the long twists and turns of human beings from ignorance to civilization.