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Angry tiger and wolf words, a necessary little love story between lovers.
The words of the tiger and the wolf
1, you have two advantages, but there is also a loophole. Although I have no advantages, I have one advantage. My advantages can make up for your loopholes.
2. You are a triangle and I am a number, so trigonometric function.
Is it harmful for you to meet you in bed on such a cold day? I'm afraid you will catch a cold.
4. A woman is like sand. The more you hold it, the more it will disperse unless you get her.
If you want to kiss, lick your brother's lips like a kitten drinking water.
6. I want to drill wood for fire in you and ignite this life.
Brother, can we do 20,000 words tonight?
8. What's the use of being tall? You must kneel down.
9. I really have no electricity. My body must be inserted into another person's body to get electricity.
10, I take a sip of milk, you take a sip of coffee, I put my tongue in your mouth, and we are cappuccino.
1 1, I just wanted to see the stars and the moon, but now I can't get off the villa when I see you.
12, ropes and collars can't trap me, but the way you look at me will make me want to stay and be your cat.
13. Love is silver spring water and salty cooking. Love is dirty and charming, and the fingertips are sticky.
14. On the nth day of my life without X, I ate a peeing cow pill just to enjoy the feeling that there was something in her mouth.
Falling in love with me is nothing more than daily trifles such as rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, Xiaoyi Wen's tea, Xiaoyi Wen's vinegar, Ribika's Ribika.
16, Bao, if you don't try to chase me, it's another woman's leg wrapped around my waist.
17, I won't take the initiative unless you take the initiative. If you take the initiative this time, I will take the initiative in the future.
18, it's so cold in winter, I can stick my tongue in your mouth to keep warm.
19 I like to whisper that I miss you. Bite my neck? Love must pinch its neck and kiss deeply.
20. Goodbye is just that the dreamer deeply remembers you and will never forget it.
2 1. If the enemy doesn't move, I will take the initiative.
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