If you wish the college entrance examination success, be brief and humorous 100.

A short and humorous greeting to the college entrance examination 1. Tomorrow is the college entrance examination. You don't have to get up at 6 o'clock in the future. You can swim every day in the future. Tomorrow is the beginning of a new life. Don't frown. Have a good dream tonight!

2. Hi, do you still have time to read short messages? Prove that you didn't study hard: p But since you read this message, I still want to put me

Finish the college entrance examination well, indulge and forget all the lessons reviewed in the college entrance examination!

Wave and watch you go first. I hope you will always remember my handsome smile. The college entrance examination arrived as scheduled. I hope you and I will meet again in the ideal school after the college entrance examination!

The wind is blowing quietly, and the phoenix flowers show purples. Dear friends, please shake hands, tomorrow we will be everywhere! But don't forget each other's agreement: the college entrance examination is successful!

6. I've always wanted to tell you: the exam went well, work hard together!

7. It's still early to go out for the college entrance examination tomorrow. You get what you give, so have a good sleep. After all, after ten years, you can participate proudly. Don't think about grades. Relaxation is the most important thing. Mom is very tired recently. Don't forget to smile at her. Dad will pick him up and give him a hug. Dress up beautifully and swear to charm the invigilator. For the last time, check the pencil and knife!

8. Dear classmates, we have been together for so long, and you are paying for me. I didn't do anything for you ... if I were a cow or a horse in my next life, I ... I would definitely pull weeds for you to eat! The college entrance examination went well!

9. You have your red, orange, yellow and green, and I have my blue and indigo. The sky belongs to us because we are young.

10. The journey of life is short and long, so that we can all shine the light of understanding. Faith tells me that there is no longer road in life than feet, and there is no mountain higher than people.

1 1. May the bright sunshine, youthful vitality, beautiful face and comfortable smile always belong to you!

12. There is a colorful world in your pen: I wish you and believe you, and there is another brilliant picture in your pen.

13. I want to say that I love you and feel too heavy; Want to say like, feel too light; I miss you every day and have a sleepless night. I only count the lovesickness green jade curtain beads, and the stars and the moon send you to the window. I wish you a happy college entrance examination!

14. It's really hard to sleep on your chest and say goodbye when parting begins. Only love is still brilliant! Long live friendship! The exam went well, and * * * broke through life!

15. If you want to be sweet, turn yourself into a worker bee and gather in the flower core. If you want to be smart, turn yourself into a tail fish and swim in the ocean of books.

16. The crooked footprints in the first line have been erased by the dust of the years; And the road of life is still extending under your feet. I wish you: step into a new journey and leave a string of shining footprints!

17. Weave your poems with those colorful shells and write your songs with those constellations-life needs fantasy notes.

18. Spring is a green world, and autumn is a golden world. May you brew the golden autumn in the future with the green of youth.

19. Without melody, there is no poem and no color. What kind of life would that be? May spring give you gorgeous colors, infinite hope and bright future.

20. You want to break up and pursue it. There's plenty of time. We'll meet again.

2 1. Dance with sunshine and laughter, the world belongs to us!

22. I finally want to say goodbye. I hope to cherish it in the future, and then I will talk to you more. I feel warmer in the cold of the month and prefer to get together. When I graduate here, I wish you all the best.

23. Dapeng rises with the wind and soars in Wan Li. Mu Honghu tree is thousands of miles high, welcoming Wan Li Kunpeng in June. With a normal heart and a brilliant mind, you can be the first in your heart, and Jinyi will return home in triumph.

24. Weak utilitarianism, go into battle lightly; Regardless of the effort, perseverance; I won't stop until I reach my goal.

25. Finish the college entrance examination well, indulge and forget all the lessons reviewed in the college entrance examination!

26. The college entrance examination is a comprehensive examination of knowledge, ability, psychology, confidence and physical strength.

27. The college entrance examination is a movement in which millions of people participate.

28. Senior three is a period of collective struggle and personal achievement.

29. Faster, higher and stronger. Leading is the gold medal. Super funny college entrance examination message.

On the day of the exam, you should be able to eat and sleep like a pig, run like a horse, drill and run like a mouse, jump and jump like a monkey, and finally be admitted as a wanted man, and then live happily ever after.

3 1. On a sunny day in June, the college entrance examination came first, and I studied hard for ten years in the cold window, reading sages day and night; Learning is not a one-way street, there are thousands of ways out, and you can take the exam calmly when your mind is stable. It's comforting to be on the list, but it's not annoying to be famous in Sun Shan! I wish the college entrance examination a great success!

32. Without melody, there is no poem and no color. What kind of life would that be? May spring shine on you.

Brief and humorous greetings to the college entrance examination II 1. Part I: No cheating this year, junior year next year. Part two: I'd rather have no personality and fail. Follow-up: I will die.

The exam is coming soon. I hope you give priority to surprises, supplemented by deception. Take the policy of "division into Tibet and retreat" and "circuitous operation".

3. The necessary skills for the exam: choose the shortest among the three long and one short, the longest among the three short and one long, choose B for different lengths, and choose D for different lengths. Taking copying as the main task, supplemented by blindness, and combining blind copying will surely pass.

4. Don't think about grades, it's most important to relax. Mom is very tired recently. Don't forget to smile at her. Dad will pick him up and give him a hug. Dress up beautifully and swear to charm the invigilator.

5. In order to become the first place, even the Central Plains and the Moon won the laurel, gave the plenary session and got the right to all questions!

6. Smiling all day, the exam is no problem; Great figure, high score waiting for you; Relax, your luck will never stop. Eat well, sleep well, take exams well, and live a good life to meet you! I wish you a smooth college entrance examination and become the first!

7. Far from being a friend of the college entrance examination as he just finished the exam. All the friends who took the college entrance examination anyway, we sincerely wish you to win the championship in this year's college entrance examination, be famous on the list and be admitted to your ideal university.

8. I know that in the days of college entrance examination, although it is hard, it is very fulfilling. I just hope you don't forget me while remembering the textbook. I will bless you silently behind your back and wait for your good news silently!

9. We talked about the same family for three years, both long and short. In these unusual three years, we share weal and woe, and it seems that the more we know about our achievements, the more uneasy we are.

10. At the same time, I failed in the college entrance examination and we met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? . I have been studying hard since I was frustrated last year. The school is remote and there is no internet. I haven't heard pop music for a year, so I have to learn it. Be the first one. Come back.

1 1. Hard work pays off, and hard work pays off. The college entrance examination is in good condition, and the pen is fine. Being the first person is proud, and parents and relatives laugh. I wish the college entrance examination a great success!

12. The National College Entrance Examination Day is here. May you hold a brilliant pen, drink the water of thousands of talents and wisdom, smile calmly, be ambitious, write a beautiful book, write a good answer sheet and decide the champion.

13. Are you okay? Old classmates from afar sincerely wish you a gold medal nomination in this year's college entrance examination, win the championship in one fell swoop, enter your ideal university, and then step into the ivory tower of life!

14. The exam day is coming. I hope you do voluntary work, have a stable meal, listen to relaxing words and have a good sleep. Keep yourself in a good and calm state of mind, don't be too nervous, I believe your dream will come true!

15. On the day of the exam, you should be able to eat and sleep like a pig, run like a horse, run around like a mouse, jump like a monkey, and finally be admitted as a wanted man, and then live a happy life from now on.

16. At the peak of the college entrance examination, confidence will multiply energy. True talent and practical learning are not afraid, and literary thinking is meaningful and natural. Ten years of grinding a sword to try to sharpen the edge, flowers bloom and show fragrance. The vertical and horizontal examination room will be broken, and it will be successful and enjoyable! I wish the college entrance examination a success!

17. The exam is coming. I hope my greeting message can send you a relaxed and refreshing mood. Don't be too nervous! Otherwise, I will forget the answer. I am here to support you, encourage you and bless you!

18. The exam is coming. Let go of the tension in the past study and face it easily with a normal heart. I believe you will get ideal results in the exam. May good luck always accompany you!

19. Quiet is your mood, anxious is your pen, full of your self-confidence, bright is your achievement, quiet is my blessing, and it is another year of college entrance examination. I wish you the first place in the exam!

20. Experience the biggest test in life. Take it easy. I believe you can do it. Take care of yourself! Just give play to your normal level, how can you see the rainbow without experiencing wind and rain! Good brothers! 10 The college entrance examination belongs to you. Believe in yourself, you are the best. I wish you success in the college entrance examination, make a blockbuster and become the number one scholar!

2 1. Self-confidence is brilliant, and ability is flamboyant in good condition. Handle everything calmly, and the person between people will give up on me. Sprint the examination room to play an extraordinary role and devote yourself to show your edge. I wish you immediate success, become the first, and win the college entrance examination!

22. I'm going to have an exam today, so I'll send you lucky news. It is said that if you receive such a short message on the day of the exam, you will get satisfactory results in the exam. Good luck in the exam!

23. The college entrance examination is coming today, and the decisive battle is now. Read the paper carefully, write like a god, work hard and deal with it wit. Parents' lives are on their shoulders, and teachers' expectations. I hope the college entrance examination will be successful, the university dream will come true and the students will be happy.

24. wave your hand and watch you go first. I hope you will always remember my handsome smile. The college entrance examination arrived as scheduled. I hope you and I will meet in the ideal school of high school.

25. Dude, I love you, and we will be together after the exam! I wish my brothers all the best in the college entrance examination. Our friendship will last forever and be happy forever. Hehe, come on!

26. Before the college entrance examination: there is a road service in Lushan; After the college entrance examination: computer games are played day and night. Before the college entrance examination: after the college entrance examination: playing games before the college entrance examination: getting up at three o'clock in the morning, getting up at three o'clock in the evening after the college entrance examination: sleeping until three o'clock in the morning.

27. The college entrance examination is approaching. I hope you can put down all the burdens, adjust your mentality and play your due level. I'm sure your efforts will pay off. Come on, you can do it!

28. After the college entrance examination, becoming the first one realized his wish. Years of hard work have borne fruit, and dreams have come true with a smile. Parents and relatives congratulate each other and neighbors tell stories. The mountain nest flies out of golden phoenix, and talents are trained by institutions of higher learning. I wish you a bright future, bright future!

29. Come on, dear friend, let yourself calm down, control your emotions, take the exam with a normal heart, forget one after the exam, and try to relax and have a good rest. I hope you can get into high school in one fell swoop.

30. The college entrance examination has just passed, and you are faced with the problem of applying for it. Here, I advise you not to worry, but to watch your grades. Both colleges and universities are Mao Mao Rain, and success depends on you. The line in 365 miles, everyone is very arrogant.

3 1. Don't be impatient when the college entrance examination comes, but take it calmly. Think quickly. Don't mess around. Easy first, then difficult. Don't be late and enter the examination room early, be familiar with the environment and clear your head. Just eat well in the morning. Read the questions carefully and don't take risks. I wish you good grades in the exam, and the nomination next to gold is full of joy.

32. When the college entrance examination arrives, my eyes jump straight and I jump up and down nervously; Walking all the way, thinking all the way, what lingers in my mind is the test questions; Street view, noise, lonely and silent fantasy; Take a step, shout loudly, and run gradually with tension and fatigue.

33. The college entrance examination is a protracted war, and only those who persist to the end can laugh at the end; The college entrance examination is a psychological war. Whoever has a good attitude is a dark horse. The college entrance examination is a master game. Only by keeping a clear head can we win the final victory!

34. The day of the college entrance examination is coming again, and the parents of the candidates are heartbroken. Don't behave badly in front of your children. It's hard to fight under too much pressure. Nutritional meals should be prepared, not too bad for the stomach. Ensure that children sleep well and take the college entrance examination at their own pace. I wish the good news spread early and have a good laugh!

1. One step at a time, thousands of miles away.

Senior three no longer exists, so I advise you to cherish it. A year's experience is a lifetime's wealth.

There are three keys to the success of the college entrance examination. First, the spirit of diligence; Second, scientific methods; Third: a good attitude.

4. A healthy body is the foundation, a good style of study is the condition, diligence is the premise, learning methods are the key, and psychological quality is the guarantee.

5. When looking up at the sky, everything is higher than you, and you will feel inferior; When looking down at the earth, everything is lower than you, and you will be conceited; Only by broadening our horizons and taking a panoramic view of heaven and earth can we find our true position between heaven and earth. Don't feel inferior, don't be conceited, and insist on self-confidence.

6. Self-confidence comes from strength, and strength comes from diligence.

7. Self-confidence is the condensation of endless wisdom. Dull, it is a post station on the road to success.

8. Don't ask about harvest, ask about cultivation! Heaven rewards diligence.

9. Be pessimistic about success and optimistic about failure. Look down on yourself and treat others with tolerance. Look at problems rationally and look at life naively.

10. Be kind to your hobbies, don't let hobbies make way for learning, let hobbies serve learning.

1 1. Senior three is a period of collective struggle and personal achievement.

12. Self-confidence is a prerequisite for success.

13. Only when there is a high-level collective can there be a high-level individual.

14. Weak utility, traveling lightly; Regardless of the effort, perseverance; I won't stop until I reach my goal.

15. Faster, higher and stronger. Leading is the gold medal.

16. The college entrance examination is a comprehensive examination comparing knowledge and ability, psychology and self-confidence, and physical strength.

17. The college entrance examination is a movement in which millions of people participate.

18. Sometimes, if you are a little free and easy, you will have a bright future; Be more tolerant and your heart will be wider. The world around us is often wiser and more tolerant than we think.

19. Be grateful and never give up! Even in the fiercest storm, we should have the courage to look up and face the front. Because please believe: any suffering experience, as long as it is not destruction, is wealth!

As an experience, failure is sometimes more valuable than success. Failure can leave us with deeper and more lasting memories and thoughts.

2 1. Facing the college entrance examination, keep your heart kind and pure; Keep your emotions warm and rich; Keep your enterprising spirit and passion!

22. The only factor that determines whether the sky in your heart is cloudy or even cloudy is yourself. People who can't keep themselves sunny forever are losers.

23. For us at the age of 18, some things do affect our life, but nothing can decide our life!

24. The college entrance examination is a labor-saving lever to realize life. This is the best time for you to pry, and your life will rise in an arc in the future.

25. The college entrance examination is really a bumper harvest, which contains too many connotations. No matter how you score in the college entrance examination, your growth and maturity is a fact that no one can change. You have gained too much through these three years' efforts.

26. Those who always want to win will lose, and those who are not afraid of losing will win.

27. As long as you work hard, you will win.

28. Confidence is half the battle.

29. The happiest thing in life is struggle, not success, and the most painful thing in life is laziness, not failure.

30. There is often only one small step between a saint and an ordinary person, but this small step often requires extraordinary perseverance to catch up.

3 1. No pains, no gains, not necessarily; Undoubtedly, no pains, no gains!

32. Silver is at the top, and gold is changing with each passing day.

33. The weekdays are strict and the college entrance examination is calm.

Never excuse your carelessness.

35. Practice is the college entrance examination, and the college entrance examination is practice.

36. Efficiency is the key to tension and order.

37. Striving for time means striving for success, and improving efficiency means improving scores.

38. You don't have to study every minute, but you should learn something every minute.

39. Go beyond yourself, challenge yourself, challenge weaknesses, challenge laziness and challenge bad habits.

40. Don't hesitate to face opportunities; Don't hesitate to choose; Don't be afraid in the face of decisive battle!

4 1. Don't feel inferior, you are not more stupid than others. Don't be complacent, others are no more stupid than you.

42. Without the usual failure, there will be no ultimate success. It is important to analyze the reasons for the failure and learn from it.

43. Just "lose less points", not "get high marks"!

44. Do each wrong question three times. The first time: when commenting; The second time: one week later; The third time: before the exam.

45. The college entrance examination paper is a ruler with uneven scales: for yourself, the score of the question is not necessarily high.

46. The secret of getting high marks in the college entrance examination is to lose less points!

47. In the face of "the first 120" on the college entrance examination paper, I am determined to win, and I will not donate; The more "last 30 points", the better, and the less losses.

48. If the "top 120" of the college entrance examination paper can be firmly held, the "bottom 30" will not fail.

49. Daily life: 12: 9: 3. 12 hour study, 9 hours rest and eating, 3 hours housework and physical exercise.

50. Write five words (with pen or ballpoint pen) in five minutes every day.

5 1. The body is always moving and the heart is always quiet.

52. Learning is similar to meditation and requires perseverance.

53. Four points of knowledge, three points of perseverance, 20% of the test methods, and a normal heart.

54. Motivated without pressure, nervous without anxiety, quick without panic.

55. There are many choices in life. Be careful at every step. But one choice can't decide everything. Don't hesitate, don't regret making a choice. As long as we can persevere, victory is ahead.

56. Learning is to have the perseverance to sit on the "cold bench". Only those who are not afraid of difficulties and have the courage to struggle can make a difference in their studies. When we have a clear goal in mind, indomitable fighting spirit and unremitting efforts, nothing can stump us, and we will definitely reach the other side of the ideal.

57. Without a goal, there is no direction. Set a goal for yourself at every learning stage.

58. Don't lose yourself in your busyness. Appreciating life after studying will make your mood bloom like a flower.

59. The college entrance examination didn't fail. The profound thoughts, unforgettable experiences and feelings it brings to everyone are rare wealth. The process of striving for the ideal is far more significant than the unknown result.

60. How many beats can there be in life? Not now. When? Cherish the opportunity and let golden times collide with more brilliant sparks!

6 1. To put it bluntly, it is not difficult to improve your grades. See if you are willing to work hard to accumulate-do more questions and summarize more.

62. Don't be clever and cheat, which should be the principle of our study and our life. The basis of this is to believe in yourself, not only in your current strength, but also in the progress you can make through hard work.

63. "Talking about efficiency" has two meanings: one is not to do things that cost money, and the other is to do things that save time and effort. Quick action is about efficiency; Being organized is about efficiency; Focus is about efficiency; Proper planning is also about efficiency.

64. The real truth is to solve your own problems. Facing up to your own problems and trying to solve them is the shortcut to success. Whoever can calm down and focus on small loopholes and obstacles will take a big step first.

65. Learning is an independent action that needs exploration and thinking. You have to suffer alone and win independently.

66. There are rewards for diligent thinking, rewards for good questions, extensive exchanges and in-depth discussions.

67. Don't think too much, ask for advice, write or read.

68. Be knowledgeable, interrogate, think carefully, distinguish and persist.

69. Careful planning, early start and accurate implementation. The plan is consistent with the target action.

70. Understand the previous college entrance examination questions and draw inferences.

7 1. Science students should attach importance to literature, and arts students should attach importance to science. Read the text and practice every day.

72. Be prepared, there are always the most difficult moments in the examination room. Calm is the only way to see a hero.

73. Treat test questions: calm and optimistic, treat exams: be serious and confident.

74. The most difficult question for you is not necessarily the last one.

75. When you encounter a problem that you can do: be careful; When you encounter a problem that you can't do: calm down.

76. Get the easy questions right, and the difficult ones will become easy.

77. It's not bad to do all the difficult problems, but first, get the middle and low-grade problems out.

78. The more you read, the thinner you become. Learn "networking" and "strictness".

79. Comprehensive review: "carpet bombing"; Check for leaks and fill gaps: "precise guidance".

80. It is better to give time to your strengths than to your shortcomings.

8 1. Notes should be easy to read and read frequently. This is another textbook.

82. See clearly the blind spots of knowledge and the reasons for losing points.

83. The significance of simulation lies in how to go on.

84. Two months before the exam is a sprint. Raise a soldier for a thousand days, and use it for a while.

85. Adjust the excitement period and learn wave after wave.

86. Simulation failure is not a bad thing, and problems can be found.

87. The simulation results must not be a burden and a shadow.

88. The closer you get to the exam, the more you often have to work hard.

89. Facing the goal, you are full of confidence. How many times can you struggle in life? In the face of achievements, all roads lead to Rome.

90. How many beats can a person have in his life? Don't be grey yet.