The outline of a sentence.

Guo: Ah! So many people!

Niu Li: Bah!

Guo: Nothing, my wife! legal ......

Oh, married life is as sweet as honey. I have a wife named Lili, and I'm not angry if I don't quarrel. Look, it's okay. Someone always feeds me!

(Niu Li bites an apple)

Guo snorted. ...

Niu Li: What's the matter?

Guo: You are so touching!

Niu Li: Huh?

Guo: No, I mean this woman in the newspaper. Her deeds are so touching! Listen: every time she peels an apple, she hands it to her husband's mouth first.

Niu Li: Here, here, here!

Guo: (biting an apple) That's more like it!

Niu Li's cell phone rang-it was the voice of a short message.

Guo: What's that noise?

Niu Li: Text messages.

Guo: Who is it?

Niu Li: Hum!

Guo snorted. ...

Niu Li: What now?

Guo: It's her again. Listen: every time she texts, she never goes behind her husband's back. And when I reply to text messages, I always ask my husband about grammar and rhetoric.

Niu Li: Where is it posted?

Guo: I am going to publish it tomorrow.

Niu Li: This is a message from my father! Come on, Jiaozi, ask if we can go back to eat!

Guo: Eat!

Niu Li: Eat! Look, look.

Guo: Ah, it's really dad, so I won't watch it.

Niu Li: Huh?

Guo: I don't look at anyone! Look at you, narrow-minded like that! Can't you have a little sunshine in your heart?

Guo's cell phone rang-there was a call.

Niu Li: What's that noise?

Guo: My mobile phone!

Guo: Hello? Hey! (to himself) Who won't talk when you get through?

Niu Li: Aren't you going to call?

Guo: Yes, no! What if it's a fraudulent phone call?

Niu Li: Hum-(looks at Guo suspiciously)

What happened to Guo? I didn't do anything! I don't know who he is! Look at you. Why are you looking at me?

Niu Li: Hey, I didn't say anything. What are you nervous about?

Guo: You didn't say anything. You are better than anything! Look at me! Still look! I don't know who he is! I missed a phone call. Still watching? Okay, okay, okay, okay? I put you on speaker, all the calls came in, and everything was under your control. Okay？

Niu Li: OK, I'll put you on speaker, too. I will accompany you!

Guo: No need. I believe you!

Niu Li: No, we all believe in loudspeakers.

(Guo's cell phone rings-the phone rings)

Niu Li: If you regret it, you can turn off the speaker!

Guo Zi: What will I regret? Hey ~

Telephone: Hello!

Guo: (to himself) It's a man.

Gave Guo a hammer.

Guo: Hello, who's calling?

Third brother: I'm third brother!

Guo: Third brother! Didn't you go to dinner with those customers of our company?

Third brother: Yes! They are going to sing in karaoke bars after dinner, and they want me to accompany them!

Guo: Then let's go!

Third brother: Your sister-in-law hates this! I told her we'd work overtime together, and she'll call you later. Don't let me know!

Guo: What should I say?

Third Brother: Same as before!

K: Oh, the same as before. ......

Niu Li: Guo Zi, is it the same as before?

Guo: Our feelings are the same as before!

(tugs at Guo's ear)

Guo: Oh, you see, you always pull my ear. You can pull your hair

(Guo is bald and hairless)

Niu Li: Boss. ...

(Guo's cell phone rings again-the phone rings)

Niu Li: Who is it?

Guo: How should I know? Sansao

Guo: Hey, third sister-in-law!

Third sister-in-law: Is your third brother with you?

Guo: Yes, we are together!

(Guo wants to leave, but he is pulled back. )

Third sister-in-law: Then put him on the phone.

Pointing at Guo and hinting at him means: Isn't this good? I know what you are doing.

Guo: Wait a minute ... third brother ... third brother ... third sister-in-law and third brother went to the toilet! I'll get him!

Sansao: Forget it. I am relieved to be with you.

Niu Li: OK! Is that how you cheat your wife together?

Guo: What do you mean by cheating? What does cheating mean? White lies!

Niu Li: What white lies? This is open deception!

Guo: Honey, give me ten courage, and I dare not lie to you!

Niu Li: Are you kidding? Just make a phone call and I will know!

Guo: Who are you calling?

Niu Li: Hello, Mr. Wang. Brother Wang, I am Guo Zi's lover Lily!

Brother Wang: Lily!

Niu Li: Guo Zi hasn't come back yet. He said he worked overtime with you, right?

Wang Ge: Oh, right, right, right! We are together!

Niu Li: Why don't you put him on the phone?

Wang Ge: Oh, Guo Zi went to the toilet! Why don't I ask him to call you back

Niu Li: No, just let him stay in the toilet!

(Guo stands up and leaves)

Niu Li: Where to?

Guo: I want to go to the toilet!

Niu Li: Stand there!

Guo: Who did you call?

Niu Li: Hey, Xiao Si! I'm your sister-in-law Lili! (Angry tone)

Xiao Sier: Sister-in-law!

Niu Li: Guo Zi hasn't come back yet. He said he was with you, right?

Small four children: Aha, hahaha!

Niu Li: What are you laughing at?

Fourth child: Sister-in-law, don't worry! Brother Guo is with me! Are you still worried?

Niu Li: Don't worry! All right! Then put your brother Guo on the phone!

Xiao: Brother Guo ... Brother Guo ... went to the toilet? Sister-in-law, he went to the toilet! How about I ask him to call you back?

Niu Li: No need! I'm relieved that he is in the toilet!

Niu Li: (hangs up the phone) Go to the bathroom. Do you have any new ideas?

Guo: Sometimes we also talk about eating in the canteen.

Niu Li: Food. ...

(Guo's cell phone rings again-the phone rings)

Guo: Who is it? (looking at the number) Oh, Xiao Si! Look for trouble!

Guo: Hey, Xiao Si!

Small four children: Guo Zi, where are you?

Guo: I am at home!

Xiao Sier: Come on, don't fool me! ! I'm telling you, my sister-in-law called, and I got it for you. Now put down the phone and go home at once!

Niu Li: Look at him!

Xiao Si: Why is there a woman next to you?

Guo: Who is she? ...

Xiaosier: I don't care who she is, don't forget who you are!

Guo: Is it interesting for you to find a job? Can I have some sunshine in my heart? I swear to God, I have a hundred hearts for you, a hundred hearts!

Niu Li: I've worried about you a hundred times!

(Turning to go, Guo stops him)

Guo: Why are you leaving?

Niu Li: I'll ask them! Still friends, gangs lie, right?

Guo: (pleading tone) What! Okay, okay, I was wrong. I almost got it. (Niu Li wants to leave, but Guo stops him again) (Angry tone, shouting) Come back! ! ! (Teaching tone) If you test a lie with a lie, you will get a lie! Yes, I'm not with them. They said I was with them and lied. But when I was at home, you said I was not. Did you lie?

Niu Li: I lied for our own good, didn't I?

Guo: It's good for both of us! Honey. In a word, a word can be achieved, a word can be bad, and a word can produce a harmonious society. Will there be a little sunshine in your heart? Besides, if you ask people like this, everyone will answer!

Niu Li: My sisters would never answer like that!

Guo: Come on, it's human nature, everyone does!

Niu Li: What does everyone do? Absolutely not!

Guo Zi: OK!

Niu Li: Who are you calling?

Guo: Feifei.

Guo: Hello, Feifei!

Feifei: Who are you?

Guo: Hello, I'm your brother Guo.

Feifei: Oh ~ Brother Guo ~ ~ ~ (very sad tone)!

Guo: I'll sit down first.

Guo: Hey, Guo Ge, what Guo Ge! Feifei, here's the thing. Well, your sister Lily didn't come home from work and said she would work overtime with you, right?

(Looking at Guo proudly)

Feifei: hmm ... yes, we work overtime together!

(Niu Li instantly turns into a disappointed expression)

Guo: Then please put her on the phone!

Wait a minute ... Lily ... Lily ... Oh, why do you go to the bathroom at this time? Brother Guo, Lily is in the toilet! Tell me what happened!

Guo: (dumbfounding) No, I'm relieved that she is in the toilet.

Niu Li: (Disappointed) Ouch! How could this happen!

Guo: Am I right? In short, people must be doing it for our own good!

Niu Li: No, your name is Aunt Li! I believe Aunt Li!

Guo: What should I call Aunt Li?

Niu Li: Are you going to fight or not?

Guo: Don't be idle!

(grabs Guo's cell phone) If you don't call, I will! You're connected. Say it!

Guo: Hello! Aunt Li! Hello, I'm Guo Zi.

Aunt Li (voiced by Huang Yang): Oh, Xiao Guo!

Guo: Well, Aunt Li, this Lili didn't come home from work, and said she worked overtime with you, right?

Aunt Li: No!

Looking at Guo proudly, gesturing to him, he said: yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! )

Guo: Hello, Aunt Li! Never mind, forget it!

Aunt Li: Hey, Xiao Guo, Lily went to the toilet. Can I ask her to call you back later?

Guo: No, Aunt Li, thank you! (smug)

(Guo Xue gestured: yo, yo, yo! Yo, yo yo ...)

Niu Li: (about to cry) Ah ~ ~ What's going on? (Disappointed again)

Guo: (helping her hand) Come on, straighten that hand yourself. what did i say? In a word! A word can accomplish one thing, but a word can do bad things. Can I have some sunshine in my heart?

(Niu Li's phone rang again. When Niu Li saw it was Aunt Li, he immediately panicked. )

Niu Li: Yo, Aunt Li! Come on, you say it!

Guo: I don't care!

Niu Li: What can I say?

Guo: You can say whatever you want!

Niu Li: Hello, Aunt Li!

Aunt Li: Lily, where are you?

Niu Li: I am at home!

Aunt Li: OK! "Don't lie to me," Guo Zi shouted. I'm worried. The whole world is looking for you! Hurry home and don't worry Guo Zi!

Niu Li: I am really at home!

Aunt Li: What the hell is going on?

Niu Li: Well, I was at home. Guo Zi said I wasn't at home. See if you can help us calm this down. As a result, you were cheated

(Crash, it seems that something has fallen, it seems that Aunt Li is old, and she is frightened to hear this)

There has been no movement on the field for a long time, and it seems a little scared that Aunt Li can't afford to be cheated and have an accident. )

Niu Li: (scared): Aunt Li! Aunt Li, I'm sorry ... Are you okay?

Aunt Li: (as if getting up from the ground and speaking slowly) Alas, I was fooled by this! As long as you young couple are harmonious, happy and safe, I will be relieved!

Guo: Lily, I swear to God! I never lied to you!

Niu Li: Me too, Guo Zi! I never lied to you!

Guo: From now on, we are all sunny! from now on ......

Niu Li: Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! ……

Guo Zi: Well, I'm hungry! Go home to eat when you get off jiaozi! Let's go Come on! What time is it now?

(Niu Li's cell phone is ringing again, this time it's not speakerphone) (Guo Bang gets dressed and answers the phone): Huh? Ah! Huh? Ah!

Guo: Huh? Ah! Huh? Ah! Huh? Ah! (imitating the voice of a donkey)

Lili: Oh, stop it! It's sister.

Guo: Sister? What is this?

Niu Li: Elder sister is married for the second time. Does she have an ex-husband?

Guo: Americans, of course.

Niu Li: Later, they divorced, and the Americans went back to China with their children. Now they are back with their children.

Guo: Huh?

Niu Li: My sister wants to see her children, and the children want to see her, but is my brother-in-law a little narrow-minded now?

Guo: I know him too well!

Niu Li: My sister said she was going to see the children, so she said she was here. Let's help her!

Guo: What should I do about it? I'll pick up when DaJieFu calls later! No problem!

Niu Li's cell phone rang again.

Niu Li: Come on, come on, answer the phone!

Guo: Hello, who's calling?

(Director Liu Jian personally plays Dajiefu): I am Dajiefu!

Guo: Is China in the United States?

(Niu Li gives Guo a hammer)

Guo: Hello! DaJieFu, what's the matter? Oh ~ ~ You mean, has that sister been to our house? Coming, just coming in!

Dajiefu: At your house? Then put her on the phone!

Guo: Again! Sister!

(To Niu Li) Have you seen your sister?

(Twist and point to the toilet: Guo Zi! Guo Zi! That ~ that! )

Guo said to himself, How clever! You can learn as soon as you learn!

Guo: Hey, big sister went to the toilet!

Dajiefu: Open the door!

Guo: She is in the bathroom. Is it inappropriate for me to answer the door?

Dajiefu: I mean, you opened the door and I was at your door!

Niu Li: That's it. Let's go! Go around! You said you could bypass it! Go by yourself!

Guo: I haven't hung up yet!

Guo: Open the door!

Niu Li: You drive!

Guo: I beg you!

Niu Li: I beg you!

Niu Li: Rock, cloth, scissors!

Guo: Stone, scissors, cloth! (Guo Chujian, Chubu, Guo Sheng) Open the door!

Niu Li: You, open the door!

Guo Zi: I won! (Hold out two hands and gesticulate with your hands)

Niu Li: Whoever wins will drive!

Guo: (opens the door) Brother-in-law and sister are in the toilet.

Niu Li: My sister is in the toilet.

Guo He said in unison: Sister is really in the toilet.

Dajiefu: Guo Zi, what's wrong with you?

Guo: I always wanted to go to the toilet!

Niu Li: Wait a minute, Sister is in the toilet!

Dajiefu: All right. Stop acting! Your sister didn't come to your house, and this toilet is empty!

Guo: How do you know?

Another knock on Guo's head.

Dajiefu: Do you know that your sister's ex-husband came back from America with her children?

Guo shook his head and nodded, then looked at each other, nodded and shook his head. )

Dajiefu: Do you know?

(Guo He turns his head together)

Dajiefu: Come on, stop acting! Your sister's ex-husband came back from America with her children, and he didn't tell me about it, for fear that I would be too narrow-minded! Isn't this a child who wants to see his mother, and her mother wants to see the child? Today, I said I went out for dinner and left in a hurry, without this wallet! Guo Zi, it's inappropriate for me to go on such an occasion. I mean, listen, who can deliver this wallet for me?

Guo: Do you give money for everything?

Dajiefu: Why don't you understand? We have to treat this meal, and we can't throw it in front of Americans!

Guo: Brother-in-law, your sun is shining! DaJieFu, you are absolutely right! We're just talking, giving people a round,

Give someone a round, and everything you say is better than telling the truth! Right, Lily?

Niu Li: You go to dinner, and I'll deliver this wallet.

Guo: I've come to deliver this wallet. I don't want to eat, I want to see my American brother-in-law! No, I mean, not as good as China! (slaps Liu Jian) Let's go together later. I'm going to the bathroom.

Niu Li: It's Guo Zi!

Guo: Answer it for me and tell him I went to the bathroom!

Niu Li and Liu Jian said in unison: Who believes it?

The three bowed to the audience together.

(End)