Joke Collection Website - Public benefit messages - Talk about the humor of sleeping in.

Talk about the humor of sleeping in.

1, I don't want to get up because the quilt is sick and needs to be taken care of.

The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

3, lined up, sleeping is a big day.

4. Growing up is only to open the distance between dreams and reality without hesitation, and to awaken you who still want to stay in bed.

The meaning of alarm clock is to let me change my posture and go back to sleep.

6. Get up the first sentence every day and sleep for five minutes.

7. I will sleep until the day after tomorrow when I feel I have a lot to do.

8. Getting up early is a good habit, and you will have more time to sleep in the cage.

9. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and insisted on separating us.

10, it's not that I want to stay in bed, but that the bed depends on me.

1 1, stay in bed on Pluto on Monday.

12, it's not that my body is too lazy to move, but that the quilt is too affectionate.

13, don't wake me up, lying in bed is the most basic respect for holidays.

14, I can't understand staying in bed every morning. I couldn't sleep the night before.

15, I stayed up late because I didn't have the courage to end the day, and stayed in bed because I didn't have the courage to start the day.

16, give me a bed, and I can sleep until the world dies.